Good Guy Gabe. This is the awesome description. Knows mju' re waiting for Dian!!! 3 2 Eli"/ n OFF. Damn, I wish I could buy Portal 2, I'm too poor though. Dat tag
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - Noah
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Damn, I wish I could buy Portal 2, I'm too poor though.
#51 to #12 - tuxwonder
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This post made me very happy.
#32 to #12 - kalphite **User deleted account**
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#87 to #32 - speedyonbiscuit
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kalphite is the hero that Funnyjunk deserves..
User avatar #111 to #87 - hotschurl
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Actually he's much much more than Funnyjunk deserves...
User avatar #33 to #32 - Noah
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noahpazzol :D
#35 to #33 - Noah
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Kalphite is awesome as ****.
#71 to #35 - olliemereside
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User avatar #106 to #35 - dooduremember
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Fate in Humanity = Restored
#121 to #35 - anon id: 80ed2956
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thats when you take it, and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

i dont need your damn free hand outs.
User avatar #130 to #121 - simonlc
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this might, MIGHT, have been funny if you had got that in the right order in any shape or form
#95 to #32 - psyrendrifter
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#77 to #32 - honditar
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You're restoring a little of my faith in humanity!
#96 to #32 - thatsimple
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this best describes my feeling towards you
this best describes my feeling towards you
#66 to #32 - cadaverbox
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Wow. What a bro.   
I wanna give you a hug right now.
Wow. What a bro.
I wanna give you a hug right now.
User avatar #40 to #32 - totallynotmiggo
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holy ********* this guy is awesome.
#101 to #32 - Sammael
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You restored my faith in humanity.
#104 to #32 - mrcockman
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User avatar #97 to #32 - cyanidesandvich
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This reminds me of what happened to me on 4chan at christmas.

some guy was giving away a copy of skyrim to the first person to get trips in the thread,

I got those trips and that was how i became dragonborn
#107 to #32 - anonmos
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truly.
truly.
#85 to #32 - Viggiator
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User avatar #102 to #32 - nikases
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Feels here and thanks for giving a gamer a smile :)
#74 to #32 - auryn
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User avatar #133 to #32 - ImStillAnon
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How does it feel knowing that you can fill a room with the man cards you just earned and swim in it?
#141 to #133 - kalphite **User deleted account**
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#110 to #32 - vissy
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You sir are the most awesome person i've ever seen :D
User avatar #108 to #32 - PhoenixComics
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Honestly, we need more people like you. Good job sir
User avatar #100 to #32 - slendevara
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you my sir are amazing!
User avatar #98 to #32 - greeneyedgamer
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Thank you for living.
The world needs more like you.
#92 to #32 - Monibrava
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You're awesome! Restoring some faith in humanity.
You're awesome! Restoring some faith in humanity.
#82 to #32 - kidmassive
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You are a ******* gentleman.
#78 to #32 - istealurkids
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#137 to #32 - sirthomasburr
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I ******* love you man, you're awesome as ****
#135 to #32 - microbrony
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You are a generous person and we love you for it.
You are a generous person and we love you for it.
#131 to #32 - Emin
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Best ******* person on Funnyjunk. I'm feeling great as ****. Good job kalphite. ^____^
#116 to #32 - Pooskoob
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450 thumbs? I think you deserve every one of them!
450 thumbs? I think you deserve every one of them!
User avatar #94 to #32 - unoletmehavename
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Wow you are an awesome stranger.
#86 to #32 - wumbologyexpert
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You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #68 to #32 - aslater
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You deserve all my Internetz.
#140 to #32 - ganjalf
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HERO!
User avatar #127 to #32 - darudelink
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you are a ******* boss :D
User avatar #126 to #32 - Mlafster
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Sir, i just came here to tell you that there should be more people like you and that i love you, making people happy for no reason rocks wish more people did it :)
ily (no homo)
#124 to #32 - vikanjr
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FJ salutes you!
#123 to #32 - ruinsage
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faith in mankind you know?
User avatar #120 to #32 - gotboredoflurking
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Look at you go. Buy a guy portal 2 and become a demi-god. Either way, nice thing for you to do. +1 thumb
#119 to #32 - mhorn
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you are an awesome person
you are an awesome person
#118 to #32 - shadsword
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#117 to #32 - dafunkad
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take this !
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#113 to #32 - hotschurl
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I wish more people were like you
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User avatar #79 to #32 - baragon
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faith in humanity restored.
#139 to #32 - MyRice
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< Everyone's eyes when they see this your post.
Also, awesome job sir.
User avatar #134 to #32 - doctorinthetardis
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You absolute legend! Bravo my good man!
#132 to #32 - beanmaniac
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you inspired me to do something good today i will think of something
User avatar #129 to #32 - redtheninja
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You are a Good man!

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity bro!
#128 to #32 - warcrytr
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faith in humanity restored.
faith in humanity restored.
User avatar #125 to #32 - ultimoz
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you ******* legend...
#114 to #32 - anon id: 70e20de5
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I love you man, you're awesome and you should feel awesome.
#84 to #32 - anon id: 9b89b5b6
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good guy greg :D
#83 to #32 - anon id: 7c37fbc6
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You are awesome!
#59 to #32 - anon id: aa696853
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SineAnimia ;D
#38 to #32 - anon id: c998d7c4
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You are why i love the internet.
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#88 to #42 - whatthafuck
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i will thumb up everything you own,
i will thumb up everything you own,
#72 to #42 - sutrakama
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You just restored my faith in humanity!
You just restored my faith in humanity!
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User avatar #80 to #42 - flemsdfer
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www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3689246/This+guy+gives+faith/
I'm here to thank the **** out of you for being awesome to someone!
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#10 - comradegeneral
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But i wan't Half life 3.
#14 to #10 - anon id: 1790e0ca
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Wan't... REALLY?!

#18 to #10 - deltadeltadelta
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Want isn't a contraction. I don't know why you stuck an apostrophe in there.

You didn't even capitalize the "i".
#24 to #18 - comradegeneral
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English is not my main language and i learned it not in school. i learned it above the internet. So sorry for my terrible grammar.
User avatar #26 to #24 - natawree
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really? how long did that take you to do?
#53 - icameheretotroll
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I'm too poor.. I never get to buy anything... All I have is Team fortress 2 Cause It's free
#56 to #53 - anon id: 3b1d8293
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my likd dat
User avatar #63 to #53 - cadaverbox
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*cough*torrent*cough*

Anyways, all my paid games on Steam I've acquired through some way or another that wasn't paying. I was given free copies of Portal and the Orange Box, plus some of my friends have gifted me games.
So, y'know, just pirate games if you wanna play them.
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User avatar #2 - theomegaman
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I got The Final Hours of Portal 2 since it was in the Portal sale as well, and from reading it, Gabe sounds like a ******* awesome person. He seems to just see the best in people, and helps and nourishes the best in them to help them. He would be a great person to work with/for in my opinion.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - theomegaman
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Yeah, I would really like to go into designing and creating games as well, most preferably at Valve.
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User avatar #19 to #5 - deltadeltadelta
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I thought you were making a fat joke.
#25 - dajokaman
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Skyrim 33% off also.
#20 - alucardshellhound
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**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Helping the blind **
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#49 to #20 - anon id: 33849c42
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where is this pic from?
User avatar #61 - DrBobsPatient
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can someone explain to me why diablo is fun? i've never played any of them, but it just doesn't look engaging. sure it has a dark story, but other than that it, seems like a game I'd play on my sega genesis, only with better graphics.
User avatar #65 to #61 - dirigiblequixote
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If you haven't played them, then you can't really say whether or not they're engaging, yeah?

Some reasons:
- It kind of personified and helped create the whole lootlust game, along with Baldur's Gate and other games like that
- From what I've heard, the story is actually quite good, gothic and dark without being stupid
- Randomly generated environments, so infinite replayability
- The social aspect of Diablo 2 was huge, and very fun

I never got much into it myself, but I think that's why people like it.
#73 to #61 - amantes
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Here's the thing.
Step 1: Install Diablo.
Step 2: Play Diablo.
Step 3 never happens because now you're playing Diablo.
#75 to #61 - anon id: 7fd8fbcf
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It's just one of those games that's hard to explain why it's so fun. If you've ever played Champions of Norath or Dark Allience, it's like that but with a shiiiit ton more stuff.
In Diablo 2, each weapon or armor could have a combination of over 400 abilities that are random, making it so there are limitless amounts of differ stuff. Also, each class ( There are 7 with the expansion) had 3 different skill trees, each having 15 ( I think ) skills you could put points into, giving you a new ability or spell. It does get a little boring if you play the same character over and over, because in the long run, everyone pretty much ha the same character because you use Runes to enchant you armor and weapons, to give them special abilities. So once you get a high enough level, youre pretty much wearing the same armor as everyone else. IMO, if you play offline in the single player, you easily have 300+ hours of gameplay, if not more.
User avatar #60 - eddievh
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I am so ******* glad you posted this, I had $18 spare on a debit card and just bought the Portal bundle
User avatar #36 - madjackwack
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i haven't played portal before, but from the fj posts and things i hear about it, it seems pretty trippy and awesome. can someone explain what it's about and what kind of game it is?
User avatar #43 to #36 - ScottMJfan
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Portal:

Basically, you wake up in this weird facility and you don't know what's going on for about 20 seconds, then GlaDOS comes over the intercom and explains what's going on. You are to pass logical tests with portals, by using said portals to get to the end of a level.

At first you start off with nothing (neither blue nor orange portals), you eventually get the blue one first, and then the orange. As you progress through the levels, you increasingly get the feeling that GlaDOS is preparing to get rid of you.

Then during one of the levels, GlaDOS basically says that you will "be missed" and at this point, you're on a moving platform that you cannot leave. The platform leads you to a fiery pit that is over 6000 deg. Fahrenheit. You are able to escape using portals.

You are then on the move, and GlaDOS has no idea where you are, using statements like, "Good job, you didn't think we were going to kill you did we? Hurry up, we won't wait to eat the cake."

You then find GlaDOS, and she is a giant robot-like thing that hangs on the ceiling. You beat her using portals, and there's a little rocket shooter robot. You need to get shot at by the rockets, and use portals to aim the rockets at her, and she eventually dies.

It's a very good game, I'd recommend it. I've never played Portal 2, though.

This is my screenshot of defeating GlaDOS
steamcommunity.com/id/ThatCoolNerd/screenshot/595843423538338198?tab=public
#50 to #43 - madjackwack
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wow that seems brutal, to the steam-mobile!

pic related.
User avatar #54 to #50 - ScottMJfan
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Yes, it's very nice. It will keep you busy anywhere between 3 and 6 hours, depending on how well you are with puzzles. It took me closer to 6, but after you play it once your time goes down drastically.

The last time I played, I think it only took about an hour and a half.
#64 to #36 - anon id: 4e328a20
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then buy the ******* game and play it.
or easier - youtube search for... you guessed it - "portal gameplay"

******* moron
User avatar #67 to #64 - madjackwack
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sorry anon, but i'm low on money and want to see if it's a decent game or not before i commit to buying. and i'm not on youtube, im on FJ. happened to stumble across a portal related post therefore i asked for some reccomendations and advice.

i guess that makes me a massive moron :/