high school and college. Not OC but I saw this on the internet and I found it funny . Eigh School New Clothes New shoes Summer Two Jabs to pa OMG college is gam high school College differences
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high school and college

Not OC but I saw this on the internet and I found it funny

Eigh School
New Clothes
New shoes
Summer
Two Jabs
to pa
OMG college is gamma be so
much fun I can' t wait ta
move out and Start my life
as an adult!"
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Submitted: 05/12/2012
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#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (19 replies)
#142 - iwouldntdothat (05/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
My advice to incoming freshman...   
   
1. Wear a condom. Now you can't depend on the rumor mill to figure out who's clean and who isn't.   
2. If you're in the dorms, and you smoke weed, DON'T TAKE THE RISK. You'll feel constantly sketched, and who knows who's a rat and what not.   
3. Stock up on food. You're going to get hungry, a lot. Unless you're connected to a cafeteria you're going to have lazy days.   
4. No one 						*******					 cares what you wear. Sweatpants will be your best friend.   
5. Study. 						*******					 study. Study your ass off. I breezed past high school thinking I could do the same in college. Long story short: I was wrong. Develop your study habits quick or else it'll come back to bite you in the ass. Hard.   
6. Professors couldn't care less about you. Unless it's a classroom setting, i.e. 15-30 students, you'll just be a name to the professor. Introduce yourself in the first class period. Be friendly. Just say "Hi, I'm Derp Derpson and I'm really looking forward to this class." Easy as that. You'll get on their good side, they might call on you in class, and if you impress them, they just might curve your grade a little bit more.    
7. Go to class. Yes, you can hit snooze on the alarm clock and no one will shake you violently to get you going. Also, it's a hit or miss on whether or not there's an attendance policy. But surprisingly, you learn 						****					 when you go to class. 						****					 that ends up helping you on the exams/papers. Oh yeah, and there's hardly extra credit.   
8. Get a job. Somewhere, anywhere. Unless you're fortunate enough to have parents that can supply you with a no-limits credit card, you're going to be broke. Have some spending, or better yet, saving money. Time to think about the future, eh?   
9. If there's free stuff being handed out, take as much as possible.   
10. Get involved with something. Assuming you stay on/near campus. You're going to want to do 						****					 on the weekends. Join organizations, go to sporting events, etc. Make sure you still have time to study, though.   
Done
My advice to incoming freshman...

1. Wear a condom. Now you can't depend on the rumor mill to figure out who's clean and who isn't.
2. If you're in the dorms, and you smoke weed, DON'T TAKE THE RISK. You'll feel constantly sketched, and who knows who's a rat and what not.
3. Stock up on food. You're going to get hungry, a lot. Unless you're connected to a cafeteria you're going to have lazy days.
4. No one ******* cares what you wear. Sweatpants will be your best friend.
5. Study. ******* study. Study your ass off. I breezed past high school thinking I could do the same in college. Long story short: I was wrong. Develop your study habits quick or else it'll come back to bite you in the ass. Hard.
6. Professors couldn't care less about you. Unless it's a classroom setting, i.e. 15-30 students, you'll just be a name to the professor. Introduce yourself in the first class period. Be friendly. Just say "Hi, I'm Derp Derpson and I'm really looking forward to this class." Easy as that. You'll get on their good side, they might call on you in class, and if you impress them, they just might curve your grade a little bit more.
7. Go to class. Yes, you can hit snooze on the alarm clock and no one will shake you violently to get you going. Also, it's a hit or miss on whether or not there's an attendance policy. But surprisingly, you learn **** when you go to class. **** that ends up helping you on the exams/papers. Oh yeah, and there's hardly extra credit.
8. Get a job. Somewhere, anywhere. Unless you're fortunate enough to have parents that can supply you with a no-limits credit card, you're going to be broke. Have some spending, or better yet, saving money. Time to think about the future, eh?
9. If there's free stuff being handed out, take as much as possible.
10. Get involved with something. Assuming you stay on/near campus. You're going to want to do **** on the weekends. Join organizations, go to sporting events, etc. Make sure you still have time to study, though.
Done
#60 - tomthedj (05/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
i go to college in august... im kinda scared now
#131 - mrgoodbunny (05/13/2012) [-]
As if you had a girlfriend.
As if you had a girlfriend.
#11 - xboxperks (05/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is too true. It's sad. I'm going on being a Junior in college. I'M GROWING UP WAY TOO FAST!
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#8 - tdm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#32 - Azz (05/13/2012) [-]
I think college is easier than high school personally...
#42 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [+] (10 replies)
High school is only awesome if the following apply to you

- Good looking
- In a lot of extra-curricular activities going into highschool, so you're friends with like everyone
- Rich as ****
- Athletic & smart
- Have cool parents who let you throw parties
- Not being socially awkward/shy.

High school sucked for me, I find university so much better.
#65 to #45 - AirborneAlpha (05/13/2012) [-]
You're on FJ, at 11 on a Saturday night, we know you're lying.
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#44 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#19 - Mackenzieofcourse (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
..first day of High School you had sex?   
   
The thought of Freshmen getting it on makes me queasy.   
Also, how do you have time for that, unless you're in remedial classes with a 3.9..
..first day of High School you had sex?

The thought of Freshmen getting it on makes me queasy.
Also, how do you have time for that, unless you're in remedial classes with a 3.9..
#14 - fuckyeahpidgey (05/13/2012) [-]
That first one is definitely something I didn't expect when I got to college   
   
"Oh 						****					, late for class... what do I have that's somewhat clean? Let's see here... Gray shirt, Gray shirt, Ripped Long-sleeve, White T-shirt, Undershirt, Track Shorts, Track shorts covered in Paint..."   
   
I go to class every day looking scruffy as hell
That first one is definitely something I didn't expect when I got to college

"Oh **** , late for class... what do I have that's somewhat clean? Let's see here... Gray shirt, Gray shirt, Ripped Long-sleeve, White T-shirt, Undershirt, Track Shorts, Track shorts covered in Paint..."

I go to class every day looking scruffy as hell
#159 - ludislavonac (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hm somehow most of this doesn't apply to me, college is way better even though I'm in law school. The only real bad thing is that I didn't have a real vacation last summer (cruse you roman law!), everything else about college life is simply great
#115 - samee (05/13/2012) [-]
Well this is bollocks. Uni has been ******* brilliant.
#96 - ryeguy (05/13/2012) [-]
I can't stress to my HS friends enough to cherish this time. I played water polo in the spring, and our sectional (last) games were always this week. After your last game it all starts to become real that soon, everything you do will be the last time. It may not be a hard change for some, but it's certianly a big one.

I hope no one gives me red thumbs for "blah blah high school sucks and it's boring and college is great". I'm sorry you had a bad time, and I hope college is/will be better for you and you enjoy at least one set of 4 years at school.

But if there's anyone reading this about to graduate, go to school Monday and soak it up. There aren't not many normal days left. It's not a time to be sad, just be aware to remember things you'll want to look back on when you're older.
#36 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I could never understand why people say your high school years are the best of your life. My high school years have sucked.
#64 to #36 - fagbagzag (05/13/2012) [-]
It really all depends on who you are. It's not even the sports superstars or anything necessarily. To me it seems like it's the ones who were the most mature acting/looking as freshman who become the more popular people later on regardless of anything else.

If you look at me you'd think I had a perfect high school experience because:
Pretty smart(3.7 GPA)
Average to good looking
Played varsity football
Outgoing and have lots of friends
Pretty popular and cool with almost everyone in the school

But I'm ridiculously insecure and for the first 3 years completely hated my appearance because I was a fat **** . Also I can't talk to girls worth a **** so I've only ever had one girlfriend who only liked me because she thought I was as "cool" as people thought I was.

TLDR Don't judge I'm just bitching about how High school has sucked dick for me.
#31 - comecsrock (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my high school experience never went to college i regret many things
User avatar #129 - twatmissile (05/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
damn OP your college must suck
for me college has been 10 times better than high school, probably cause theres 10 times moar freedom
public school was a ******** and just about everything you described college to be
#110 - zapgod (05/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm starting college in the fall...
#92 - LazyAnon (05/13/2012) [-]
When I was in highschool, I was planning on dropping out and getting my GED, so I decided to **** around in my last year of school by trolling my friends and teachers. Now I have my degree and my friends are still in school for another 2-3 years, MFW
User avatar #5 - benjaminbutton (05/12/2012) [-]
I actually find college easier than High School so far. As long as one has good time management skills, it isn't too bad.
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