How to become a god. Becoming a god through ants. How to become God Step by Step Guide Step L Find an ant hill. Step 2. Make your presence known (Smite a few an
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Becoming a god through ants

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How to become God Step by Step Guide
Step L Find an ant hill.
Step 2. Make your presence known (Smite a few ants).
Step 3. Get a piece of paper and write "10 commandments" on it.
Step 4. Give "IO Commandments to a random at the top of the hill.
Step 5. Call him Moses
Step 6. Leave them a couple of days
Step It Shape an ant out of some blu tack
Step 8. Call him "Jesus".
Step 9. Place him amount; the ants.
Step Ith Wait a 11. Swish Jesus
Step 12. Wait 3 days
Step 13. Create another blu tack ant Jesus
Step 14. make him show up every now and then
Step 15. Disappear and never return
To those ants you are now there god you have
create ant Christianity
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Submitted: 05/11/2012
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User avatar #2 - dedaluminus (05/12/2012) [-]
That was actually a short story, then a book, first. Like all great Outer LImits episodes. I wish I could remember the title and author; I really want to read that again.
#1 - thekinghasnine (05/11/2012) [-]
THis reminds me of an outer limits episode where this guy was raising some kind of alien hive bugs...he fed them, so they created a monument of his face out of the dirt they lived in, and then one day he feeds them a dude. somehow they escape and he is ****** .

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