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#37 - tirona (05/12/2012) [+] (14 replies)
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im single because im ugly...
#53 - thehooligan (05/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Confident<Full of himself. Nice guys have confidence. Douchebags are arrogant. Get your shit straight. Women are still fucking retarded, but as are guys. Big titted slut who will cheat on you>Average girl.
Confident<Full of himself. Nice guys have confidence. Douchebags are arrogant. Get your shit straight. Women are still fucking retarded, but as are guys. Big titted slut who will cheat on you>Average girl.
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User avatar #67 - karatekitten (05/12/2012) [-]
The thing is, both guys and girls will judge someone by their looks. It's unlikely they'll go out with someone they do not find attractive. In the same way that girls choose confident douches over shy average guys, many guys will choose slutty girls over shy ones.

If someone friendzones you it means you aren't their type or you aren't attractive and they most likely are. I've never heard of someone really attractive being friendzoned by someone unattractive. Being friends with someone is different from wanting to date them, just because a girl hangs around with you doesn't mean they want to date. If a girl friendzones you then you should be happy with that friendship but continue to look for a girlfriend.
User avatar #58 - thaihooker (05/12/2012) [-]
i can't stand this kind of advice

did someone ever become more confident because someone told him "you have to be confident"?


User avatar #90 - Angallia (05/12/2012) [+] (13 replies)
This is really stupid. Guys that are overly confident are much worse than shy ones. Also, who are you to speak for every girl? Some girls just like douche bags. Others like guys that are shy. Everyone is different.
#92 to #90 - Skriver (05/12/2012) [-]
whoa there, it's a post on FJ, not a statement from a republican on Fox News. Calm your ovaries.
User avatar #83 - machinaeprime (05/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I haven't looked at the comments, and I don't give a fuck, but I always hear guys on here being all "Girls always go for the same douchey guys! blah blah, I'm so nice and there douche bags and the girls should go for me but boo hoo I'm friend zoned."
Have you ever thought that you are going for the same type of girl?
Not all girls go for those types of guys, it just seems like there is a pattern here that you guys are ignoring.

User avatar #77 - wolferation (05/12/2012) [-]
OMG GUIZE THIS GUY IS BEING MEAN. HE DOESN;T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS CAUSE IT WILL SHATTER MY PERCEPTION AND EXCUSE TO WHY IM SINGLE AND FEELING DEPRESSED IS BULLSHIT. LOL OP IS A FAG.
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User avatar #49 - profesoreoak (05/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i am alway nice and try to stand out but the girls in my class likes the douche bags
or im ugly
#47 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4533188 at FJ Pony Thread ** lets be honest. girls aren't only looking for confidence. you have to be good looking or at the very least average. if you're butt ugly then she isn't interested. and those of you complaining about the whole nice guys finish last thing, are you kidding? you're an ugly fuck.
#52 to #47 - vuittoncouture (05/12/2012) [-]
Fact: "Ugly" guys can be attractive as fuck too. The man on the picture is Ed Westwick. He's pretty average, has a weird nose so in my eyes: not too attractive. If he came up to me in a bar and awkwardly tried to throw me a pick-up line, I would reject him. This judgement is purely based on looks and confidence. He acts in Gossip Girl, where he is an heir to a major company, never shows his emotions, but he's very slick and can get a girl home in a heartbeat. His confidence alone in the series is enough for me to agree that if I met him in real life; I would go home with him too as the whore that I am. Personality changes e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.
Something he also does is taking care of himself. He wears nice clothes and slicks his hair back (note that not all guys suit this, you might want to try something else, but make sure it shows that you care about how you look).

And when it comes to looks, if you make an effort; as I said it will show. Girls will appreciate it and will be more likely to be interested. (Truth behind that fact: girls usually take a lot of care of themselves, and they will feel like they have more in common with you if you do as well) Take care of your teeth, hair, cut your nails on a regular basis, and care about what you wear(but not so much that you seem like a little bitch), that's all it takes. Also if you have acne, find something that can help or use a concealer. Skin plays a big part in how considerate you are about yourself.
Thanks for reading my "How to get more attractive for girls even though you might think that all hope is lost 101", send me questions if you'd like more tips like these, and you are welcome!

TL;DR You will look hotter than the guys in The Avengers if your confidence shows and you just throw in a little effort about how you look.
User avatar #23 - whomadewho ONLINE (05/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bull, johnny bravo had confidence out the yin yang, he aint got none.
#75 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Really? Confidence, funny, I had a crap ton of the same thing and got slammed down.
#20 - herpymcderp (05/12/2012) [-]
Chicks dig confidence. Now hurry, the clitoris has spoken.
#133 - iamtheceej ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
#78 - Mentoman (05/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So, let me get this straight, girls would rather have a "confident" guy who treats them like shit, than have a relatively timid guy who treats her with dignity and respect?

Your argument is flawed, and therefore, is bullshit.
#62 - meckrezzin (05/12/2012) [-]
Or maybe the only reason you think the guy your girl likes is a douchebag is because your girl likes him.

I'm a girl and confidence is sexy as fuck, btw. I love my boyfriend because he doesn't give a shit about what other people think of him.
User avatar #60 - runeception (05/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think you're mixing up Confident people with arrogant people, im a nice guy, and im Confident, im high on myself, not afraid to do anything that is fucking hilarious, something that i did awhile ago was going throught the whole city (small city, lots of people) naked, going to mcdonalds and ordering cheeseburgers and shit.
Being arrogant is like this: AYY GURL CUM TO MAH CRIB DURRHURR IM HUNG!! YEE.

Get your fucking facts straight, just another average FJ girl trying to teach people a lesson, a lesson that doesn't even make sense, shitty grammar with shitty advices.
#26 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
is this a hhaiku? or am i just really high

#12 - qazaibomb (05/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
intriguing, but riddle me this moose. how does one become confident?
intriguing, but riddle me this moose. how does one become confident?
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