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#265
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derpalots (05/12/2012) [-] 
Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month.
What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.
I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.
Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.
What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.
I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.
Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.
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fatemah (05/12/2012) [-] fuck. your back? remember what i told you last time bitch!?
get the fyck out of funnyjunk. the women on funnyjunk understand men.like me :3 and no they will only call you a cumdumpster if your a slut. did you try every single man in this world ya whore? and as if we give a fuck what sexuality you are
bitch you dont deserve to be in this world go rot in hell! theres a reason y i cover myself up when i go mall or something because i want men to respect me. and they do they look at me and smile at me and i smile back :) and i respect all men. your judging em. go back under the rock you were living in.
get the fyck out of funnyjunk. the women on funnyjunk understand men.like me :3 and no they will only call you a cumdumpster if your a slut. did you try every single man in this world ya whore? and as if we give a fuck what sexuality you are
bitch you dont deserve to be in this world go rot in hell! theres a reason y i cover myself up when i go mall or something because i want men to respect me. and they do they look at me and smile at me and i smile back :) and i respect all men. your judging em. go back under the rock you were living in.
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derpyhuman (05/12/2012) [-] 1. your are a troll
2. this is a copypasta
3. it speaks truth for some men
4. a world without men = a world that will die
5. no one on the internet would give a shit.
2. this is a copypasta
3. it speaks truth for some men
4. a world without men = a world that will die
5. no one on the internet would give a shit.
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AceofHearts (05/12/2012) [-] "I would become a woman, just for this to happen."
That is said by the infamous derpalots! Wait, that's you! Remember saying that? You were #149 in the comments of this content "funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/Every+Whovians+dream+I+think/BytRGOl/"
That is said by the infamous derpalots! Wait, that's you! Remember saying that? You were #149 in the comments of this content "funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/Every+Whovians+dream+I+think/BytRGOl/"
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AceofHearts (05/12/2012) [-] "I heard she's a lesbian." "That just means she likes what I like."
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immabatman **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-] shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich
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jamespowell (05/12/2012) [-] silly cunt, this is a copy paste failure of a troll
i made this for the last person to try this
[ignore my failure at spelling coffee]
![silly cunt, this is a copy paste failure of a troll
i made this for the last person to try this
[ignore my failure at spelling coffee]](http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/silly+cunt+this+is+a+copy+paste+failure+of+a+_7186295f4ac49c81ea0b982e00648134.png)
i made this for the last person to try this
[ignore my failure at spelling coffee]
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memberforcontent (05/12/2012) [-] >man askes woman if she needs help
>I DONT NEED HELP FROM YOU
>shoves man
>man is 6'7"
>he stands and takes it
>WOMAN ARE FAR MOR CAPABLE THEN MEN HERE
>man agrees, vowing never to enter the kitchen and ask a woman if she needs help making a sammich ever again
> her face when
>I DONT NEED HELP FROM YOU
>shoves man
>man is 6'7"
>he stands and takes it
>WOMAN ARE FAR MOR CAPABLE THEN MEN HERE
>man agrees, vowing never to enter the kitchen and ask a woman if she needs help making a sammich ever again
> her face when
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missladylyn (05/12/2012) [-] If you`re a lesbian then honey you sure as hell haven`t met the right MAN yet. Seems to me like you`ve been fucking around with little BOYS. Trust me. There ARE still good men in this world. You just have to know where to look and DO NOT be picky. Nobody is perfect, but you certainly shouldn`t be with an asshole. Show these men that you deserve respect, not by being a bitch, but by being a strong and real woman. :)
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derpalots (05/12/2012) [-] Excuuuse me, you sexist little fuck. Come over and say that to my face. Oh wait, you're a fat misogynist fat fuck sitting behind his computer desk. I'm sorry that this world actually pays respect to people like you. You fucking think you can insult me like that, you chauvinistic slime? No, you can't. You may THINK your stupid penis is superior, but I swear to god if I will ever meet you I will blow it off with a gun. You are a perfect example of misogynists: cold-blooded, disgusting, pig maniacs who can't even connect their brain to their tongues. But look, you can't and never will have friends, because you're just a sexist piece of shit. We fight for our rights while you can sit back and eat pizza and get paid more than we do for doing nothing but masturbate all day, and it makes me sick. Men don't deserve to be alive, SIMPLY because of people like you. I hope your dick gets torn off by a fucking cheesegrater. If there was a man like you that I ever met, I fucking swear I'd shoot him in the testicles and kill him. Fuck you, you greaseball chauvinist.
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spoonfedman (05/12/2012) [-] Then let coitus begin! May our combined lust set the Earth's atmosphere ablaze, my sultry maiden! I shall grasp your jiggling jubilant jugs of joy with reckless abandon, and -
. . .
It would appear I excited myself to the point of release. Your help in this matter was greatly appreciated.
SINcerely,
fedspoonman
. . .
It would appear I excited myself to the point of release. Your help in this matter was greatly appreciated.
SINcerely,
fedspoonman
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IllpostThisShit (05/12/2012) [-] In addition to my previous comment (because I only read half before commenting)
How dare you be so rude as to go and openly insult someone that is trying help you out and is the only one here that isn't calling you an idiot.
How dare you be so rude as to go and openly insult someone that is trying help you out and is the only one here that isn't calling you an idiot.
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DevilsCalling (05/12/2012) [-] oh a let me add a world without men would leave a single generation of women have fun reproducing without the Y chromosome, i could go on...but your one of those stupid feminists...trying to talk to you is like talking to idk a brainless brick wall...or something like a table...something that doesnt have a brain....really anything like that
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DevilsCalling (05/12/2012) [-] thanks..i wont remember it...its just one of those words that..really i will never need other then just now......and really all they are is a girl with a fully developed clitoris..which is our penis...so...yea only like one or two have fully funcioning penis's that they piss through and can cum through but its not usefull semen
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subaqueousreach (05/12/2012) [-] "without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally"
"no crime, no wars and everyone"
"no wars"
Right, because women have never gotten into an over dramatic fight over absolutely nothing...
"no crime, no wars and everyone"
"no wars"
Right, because women have never gotten into an over dramatic fight over absolutely nothing...
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vampthefurry (05/12/2012) [-] it's funny, because not lebians
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3683188/GIRLS+WITH+BIG...+Caution/463#463
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3683188/GIRLS+WITH+BIG...+Caution/463#463
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maattb (05/12/2012) [-] What is so bad about feminists? I hope you don't think feminists and misandrists are the same types of people. I have had teachers that have been self-proclaimed "feminists". One of them was great, the other.. she didn't hate men but blamed them for things. I don't like "feminism" because it's all about women's rights and not human rights but that doesn't mean we should hate the individuals that are feminists. Either way this person is just copy and pasting that rant from somewhere else and besides, people that go lesbian based on their hated of men are sad. It's like "OH, THESE GUYS TREATED ME BAD SO ALL GUYS ARE BAD AND I'M GONNA ONLY DATE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY GET ME BLAH BLAH-". My teacher did this group work one time where we had to come up with the first words that came to our head when we saw a specific type of person. Two ALL women groups got "men" and "women" as their topic. Yea, that went over well. When they were done describing men I said "Who (the fuck) are you hanging around with that they act this way around and towards you?" The class was 15 girls and 5 guys. I was the only guy that spoke English properly. That was a fun class.. Sorry for the paragraph.
TL;DR: Feminism and Misandry and two different things. The rant was a copypasta. One of my teachers is an idiot.
TL;DR: Feminism and Misandry and two different things. The rant was a copypasta. One of my teachers is an idiot.
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TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-] i just hate feminists simply for the fact that every feminist i meet are quite literally the encarnate of the kind of person that would say the stuff in the first comment to this thread. also my history Dr. was a hardcore femminist who litterally taught us that all the great works in history from plato to the modern age were actually written by women and all men took credit for every single great discovery that women did. and yes, our entire final was based upon this. not really that i hate femminists... like i took philosophy classes for the past 2 years and i understand the phychlogy behind their frame of thought... i shouldve rephrased it to i hate feminist extremists. mot feminists just want true equality in the world that will honestly never be achieved
TTL;DR, stupid people, stupid professor, i understand the psychology of feminism, i hate people, pladypi/platypuses are awesome
TTL;DR, stupid people, stupid professor, i understand the psychology of feminism, i hate people, pladypi/platypuses are awesome
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maattb (05/12/2012) [-] " were actually written by women and all men took credit for every single great discovery that women did". This. You have no idea how many times I have heard this. My girlfriend and I both take nursing (She is in Uni, I am in college) and I have heard that so. many. times. A speaker went to her school to talk about men and nursing. He had proof that men actually were nurses first(historical proof) and that people such as Florence Nightingale did nothing to REALLY help. People in her class were offended and outraged and said he was a liar even though he had the facts to back it up. Still, "feminist extremists" tend to be misandrists. They hate men. They are not feminists. They are idiots. I probably won't be a able to change your mind on it, which is fine, to each is their own, just don't hate all feminists. Some of them are pretty cool girls. They don't blame men and doesn't afraid of anything. It saddens me that the definition of feminism is basically that women should get equal rights. It doesn't matter if women may be treated more unequally. Humans as a whole should be equal.
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derpalots (05/12/2012) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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phonerstonerboner (05/12/2012) [-] Bitch, please. One cannot be a guerrilla fighter and a sniper. And Navy SEALS are not allowed to say any of that information even if you are an ex-SEAL. So please, if you say something like this, copy and paste it like everything else you have said. Oh and NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FLAT CHEST.
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therandumbguy (05/12/2012) [-] Super cool story bro. now get back to making one of these
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fredobob **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
plus even if she was telling the truth it wouldn't matter because little does everyone one know that I am a US Navy shark. You probably haven't heard of them because they are so top secret that I can talk about it freely on the internet, but we basically control everything. I have about 10 trillion confirmed kills and another 17 more trillion that were just so awesome that people forgot to write it down. I also know about 3000 billion ways to kill people, just by looking at them. Also I have the entire World's arsenal under my control so I don't think this person poses a threat to us.
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goonmcnasty (05/12/2012) [-] Yeah i don't like to brag but... They're just created a new British Navy Megalodon division and... they saw me playing football for my team and just had to have me, so...
Pic related, its me fucking bitches
Pic related, its me fucking bitches
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IllpostThisShit (05/12/2012) [-] You do not have the entire arsenal of the US marine Corps at your disposal.
You are not the top sniper in the entire us army.
I doubt that your "spies" colud be fucked to trace a guys IP and assault raid him etc because he said he doesn't like feminists.
Someone that has done countless top secret operations would not reveal that they have done so.
There are only 57 ways to kill someone with nothing but your bear hands.
You may be a feminist, but you are also a LIAR.
You are not the top sniper in the entire us army.
I doubt that your "spies" colud be fucked to trace a guys IP and assault raid him etc because he said he doesn't like feminists.
Someone that has done countless top secret operations would not reveal that they have done so.
There are only 57 ways to kill someone with nothing but your bear hands.
You may be a feminist, but you are also a LIAR.
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DevilsCalling (05/12/2012) [-] your a navy seal? yea well i trained with the super secret invisible unicorn army that i can only see and touch. they taught me 1001 ways to destroy a testicle. im an expert in feather dusting weaponry. we are all shaking in our boots. 'secret' missions against the towel heads...REALLY since a real navy seal would know that you cant say shit about that stuff. oh not to mention a real navy seal is not a whiny bitch like you..im a navy seal grr im mad im going to talk to the fake people and im going bomb your house blah blah blah shut the fuck up
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paintballgun (05/12/2012) [-] ok ok can you calm down please. i know you're angry and stuff but, there is no need for a whole arsenal of weapons on one single person that probably doesn't even deserve a reaction that big you can just punch him to death. I am on no side of this war in this thread I just want you to calm down.
