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#243 - derpalots (05/12/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#577 to #243 - fredobob **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
also in your other comments you said you were a lesbian, and then went on to say that you were part of the U.S. navy seals and have 300 confirmed kills, have done many secret operations against al-queda (even though if you were in a operation you would never fucking talk about) and that you had access to the entire United States arsenal. I hope nobody is dumb enough to fall for your bullshit, so just stop.
#576 to #243 - fredobob **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
stop, you know for a fact that literally everybody on funnyjunk has seen that picture and text at least three times. Now you're just becoming even worse of a troll. You really think that anybody will for this shit?
#412 to #243 - derpyhuman (05/12/2012) [-]
1. copy pasta
2. google paulie c and you'll find that picture
3.he's dead
4. you're a troll
5. get the fuck off of this internet. you are too retarded.
User avatar #328 to #243 - DevilsCalling (05/12/2012) [-]
HEY didnt you stare on jersey shore?! ...so you wanna be a retarded un-talented douch-fag obvious troll is obvious
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#303 to #243 - ultimateninja (05/12/2012) [-]
you sir can go royally fuck yourself.
#290 to #243 - dudeperson (05/12/2012) [-]
aw fuck. Why am I starting to cry?
#284 to #243 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2012) [-]
Your girlfriend is ugly as SHIT btw
#304 to #284 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2012) [-]
I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
#278 to #243 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #273 to #243 - missladylyn (05/12/2012) [-]
People like you are one of the many reasons this world is a piece of shit. Thanks again for destroying society by being an asshole. :)
#262 to #243 - tamytamy (05/12/2012) [-]
it's a dangerous world out there bobby take this
User avatar #260 to #243 - ohcrapitsjersey (05/12/2012) [-]
That was some delicious copypasta strait outta old 4chan.
User avatar #259 to #243 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
Every time I see this, I read all the way through


And every time I read it, a little part of me dies
#252 to #243 - notaboss (05/12/2012) [-]
This post was bad and you should feel bad.
User avatar #250 to #243 - tartjesse (05/12/2012) [-]
You seem like a nice guy with a bit of an attitude problem. I'm an alternate captain of my hockey team, make straight As and I'm not really interested in sex right now. My girlfriend and I keep things moral. I think you could be a very successful and "good" person, I just think you need to spend your time bettering society and not making fun of people on the internet. If you don't like some of the things we do, it's best that you leave. Thanks.
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User avatar #256 to #246 - wyrddarcnyzz (05/12/2012) [-]
Wow, for every time I see this meme, I also see at least one person who has never heard of it. Look up "shit was so cash." Then you'll understand the joke.
#258 to #256 - primecrime (05/12/2012) [-]
Damn i should have known that.... my bad.
#245 to #243 - OVERDOSE (05/12/2012) [-]
Faggots, I
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