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The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Hollington
Chair: - Search Committee
Clarkson Hall, Shitson University
College Bill, MA 24109
Dear Professor Hollington,
Thank you for your letter, of March 16. After, careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer: me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. Hath such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Shitson' s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Chris L. Jensen