For those that failed their exams.... mein Name ist Kartoffel. und du?. The Ultimate Rejection Letter Herbert A. Hollington Chair: - Search Committee Clarkson H Exam fail rejection Letter potato limericks are poison

For those that failed their exams...

mein Name ist Kartoffel. und du?

The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Hollington
Chair: - Search Committee
Clarkson Hall, ******* University
College Bill, MA 24109
Dear Professor Hollington,
Thank you for your letter, of March 16. After, careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer: me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. Hath such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite ******** s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Chris L. Jensen
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Submitted: 05/10/2012
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#1 - sidedoor (05/10/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you potato.
Nice to meet you potato.
#2 - beastfourtwenty (05/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
i forget how to exactly spell it but its
ich hiesse Kartoffel, was hiest du?
User avatar #5 to #3 - AnonsForSure (05/11/2012) [-]
Mo' naked hoes!
#11 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Hej Kartoffel... Min bedsteste ven hedder også kartoffel (vi kalder hinanden Kartoffel og Gulerod) jeg savner hende meget da hun bor langt væk fra mig...
User avatar #13 to #11 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
#16 - TheNewDudeMann ONLINE (05/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Nothing but German past this comment.
#24 to #23 - TheNewDudeMann ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
ah, i see. i dont have an eye for these kinds of things but thanks for the correction.
#8 - alucardshellhound (05/11/2012) [-]
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#25 - freenarative (05/11/2012) [-]
Ich bin eine grosser maroon sofa unt du ist eine kartoffel salat
#22 - reteip (05/11/2012) [-]
#12 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [-]
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#6 - michaelz (05/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Du bist wie ein T-rex- Gross maul aber kein biceps!
#20 to #6 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [-]
Kollegah ist ein Schwuchtel.
Alle die Kollegah hören sind aufgeblasene Schwanzlutscher.
Seine Rhymes sind fürn Arsch.
Er spittet wie ein Schmierpenis.
Einzig und allein Haftbefehl ist lustig .. weil er armselig ist ... Ich meine, ernfhaft? "Du denkst du warst mal in der Luft? Schebebahn in Wuppertal .. AAAAACH GEH ZUR SEITE" ... das Soll inspiriert und innovativ sein? ... geh deine Omma knalln.

Und inb4 "du hast es also auch gehört und bist somit ein aufegblasener Schwazlutscher": Jein .. ich habe Musik studiert und da gehört "Deutsch-Rap" wie sich der perverse, auswuchernde Kropf nennt, ne Stunde irgendwo mit dabei.

And now, would you please **** off, faggot?
#4 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [-]
Hej Kartoffel. Mit navn er endnu ukendt, men kunne måske en dag være værd at kende. Helvede er et spændende sted.. I'm coming to get you tonight..
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