How to choose your wife. one plus four equals five.. MFW my grandma is too young for me. choose your wife
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - fogschmog
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(05/10/2012) [-]
MFW my grandma is too young for me.
#15 - TheCynic
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(05/11/2012) [-]
All three of those characters are more popular than Mickey Mouse. If she doesn't know who they are, odds are that she lives in a third world country and is marrying you because she needs food and water, you tool.   
   
I rest my case.
All three of those characters are more popular than Mickey Mouse. If she doesn't know who they are, odds are that she lives in a third world country and is marrying you because she needs food and water, you tool.

I rest my case.
#18 to #15 - anon id: 68b74c83
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But think about it:

If she marries you for food and water, then the sex is a bonus for both of you!
#19 to #18 - TheCynic
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Well, depends on the place its coming from. Women who can't afford food and water will prostitute themselves out like the WHORES THEY ARE.

So when they have sex with you to ensure that you will continue to give them food and water (because they're WHORES) you'll probably become infected with WHORE diseases like AIDS and Syphilis.
#48 to #19 - captan **User deleted account**
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User avatar #31 - xgumgumx
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Mario, sonic and zelda!
User avatar #33 to #31 - greeneyedgamer
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Please tell me you're joking...
User avatar #34 to #33 - xgumgumx
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Its definitely zelda she has pink hair! But nah bro, look at my avatar.
User avatar #36 to #34 - greeneyedgamer
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Okay, good. Sometimes it's just hard to see sarcasm in text. :P
#35 to #34 - thenegritobandito **User deleted account**
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User avatar #37 to #35 - xgumgumx
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As i said above, look at my avatar. Im a huge zelda fan. Im just trying to make a joke! :(
#40 to #37 - thenegritobandito **User deleted account**
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User avatar #41 to #40 - xgumgumx
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******* butch, told him i would help his mum then watched her die.
User avatar #43 to #41 - NecroGrey
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**** yeah! **** that little bitch!
User avatar #44 to #43 - xgumgumx
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Either of you guys got fallout 3 on pc? I was ******* around with the console commands when i started a new account and as a baby opened the door, kept going down the hall, opened the door on the end. Fall and fall and fall and suddenly you hit the same room but when your dad escapes and Andy is killing radroaches. Your still a baby so pretty much just console command your way through doors to the vault exit. I got to Megaton whilst still being a baby. Completely useless but cool none the less!
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User avatar #85 - trampballs
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If her age is on the clock, she is too young for cock
User avatar #86 to #85 - hydren
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old enough* ;D
#95 to #85 - eternalvoid
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FML
#92 - jamesmcgroggan
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Zelda!
User avatar #88 - graphically
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Excellent. As long as Nintendo keeps on rereleasing all your "classics" over and over again, then according to this post, 5 year old's aren't too young for me!
#83 - dthegame
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Oh, Luigi, Knuckles and Zelda!
User avatar #39 - pokelova
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My four year old half sister knows Mario thanks to me
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#45 to #39 - zenoligthie
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Did I hear 4 year old?
#32 - Sanno
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#14 - getitan
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