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User avatar #105 - LocoJoe
Reply -9 123456789123345869
(05/11/2012) [-]
Required items:
1)One good metal spoon
2)One lighter, the bigger the flame the better
3)One tap that will produce cold water

1)Wrap duct tape around the handle of the spoon, about 4-6 layers thick.
2)Heat the spoon (presumably the bowl portion) with the lighter, making it very hot. Hold it just above the flame for a few minutes.
3)Turn the tap on at its coldest and fullest setting.
4)Hold the spoon directly in the stream of cold water.

This trick is way better.
User avatar #126 to #105 - Shadow Guardian
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/11/2012) [-]
Want an easy way to get your floors perfectly clean?
Its easy.
1) Close all doors and windows leaving the room you are cleaning.
2) Turn off your A/C so as to not disrupt the cleaning process. No airflow is necessary.
3) Mix equal parts ammonia and bleach in a large bucket. (Ignore any strange smells, it's perfectly normal)
4) Liberally coat the floor in question.
5) As the doors must remain closed, please wait in the room until it dries.

If you do this, you deserve to ******* die.
#109 to #105 - wtfisthesun
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/11/2012) [-]
This isn't the place for that go to 4chan or something for that kind of stuff.
User avatar #108 to #105 - Milotic
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(05/11/2012) [-]
That was amazing.
Others should try it.
User avatar #121 to #108 - angreif
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(05/11/2012) [-]
lots of others. in fact, all others