Wat.

Of course norse mythology is real.. Haven't you seen The Avengers or Thor? It's a goddamn proof that it's real!

Implying that you can compare the marvel version of Tor with the real Tor.

i never knew marvel developed tor also!

**turboderp rolled a random image posted in comment #4373735 at FJ Pony Thread ** Obviously.

I wish I could give you more than 1 thumb...the fact that the Bifrost looks like rainbow road from mario kart realization brought a tear to my eye..

Thanks! Just, you know, no hard feelings if you get hit with a turtle shell next time you see a rainbow. Those things are tough to aim.

Jesus promised no more wicked people, Norse gods promised no more ice giants. Are there any ice giants around? Didn't think so.

Not sure why people are thumbing you down for stating true facts. Ungrateful people! Probably Surtur worshipers, all of 'em!

Crying laughing right now. thank you sir.

Thor has a hammer, Jesus was nailed to a cross
Norse mythology: 2
Christians: 0

Well it'd be a bit weird if Odin refereed to himself in the third person lol

Ofcouse it is alright to follow Norse Mythology though, go for it, I do it, I have runes tatooed on my arm and wear a Mjølner necklace all the time... but still.. come on, you're all acting like those dumbshit Christian people

word. Also, nice to see a fellow Dane who knows his shit

And nice to see a fellow dane who agrees with me :)

it also has a secondary meaning... "Man-Bear", because they would usually only keep on their bearskin cloaks, hence the "ber" in the name

Do you actually think that people are being serious when they say are vikings or they are going to valhalla?

No one actually thinks they are viking anymore, learn that they are joking dude

trust me, there are people who take themselves completely serious when it comes to this

Viking translates from Old Norse to 'Pirate' anyway

My fathers side of the family came form Scandinavia from that period in time. So yeah, I'm a bit Scandinavian

My router is in the front, now I'm off to rape the nuns and plunder the monastaries of britain

typical Norwegian mindset there... you seem to forget we OWNED you

not to mention the vast amount of hallucinogenics they used before combat talk about hard fucking core

Mushrooms... I actually tried those once, that shit didn't exactely make me hostile but holy fuck it was wicked xD

Oh no no no, hell no, tried some other ones xD they ate "Fly Agaric" while I myself tried some mexican ones, so big difference

I'm a motherfucking viking.... Cause I do what I want... Because I'm a motherfucking viking, bitches.

I honestly do not see how... the internet didn't exist back then, as I am sure you are aware of.
so how should the vikings ever be able to say "hey, if you waste your time on the computer, you will go to Valhalla aswell"? there is nothing warrior-like about the internet.

so I still say, if you don't spend your time fighting, plundering, pillaging, raping, murdering, molesting, burning, killing or other things down that alley, you are not and will never be a true viking... ofcourse you can say you are a "Modern Viking"... thats what I do, but I will never be as awesome as those axeswinging, bigbearded, mushroom eating killer machines.

Not you, nor me or anyone else is a viking, we can try to uphold the old ways by drinking mead, praising the gods and go by our lives, but matter of a fact is, you will never cleave someones skull with your sword... never... and certainly not in glorious conquest

I do get it

Fuck Yes.

Great A'Tuin

....i thought it was Thor who promised that

that is still thor, no matter how many times people post it xD

Yeah, but I didn't have the one with Odin lol

Unless my math is incorrect i did add a 1 after the Norse Mythology for that reason.

but there alredy were a 1 in norse mythology so you should have put a 2 there instead

thor isnt a god, they are all Demi-gods, imortal with immense power and technology. they even state that in the movie.

Thor is a Demi-god in Marvel.

Why yes he is, and that was my point. you read my other comments under this one yeah?

he wasnt just considered the god of thunder, but also rain and farming but in the lore of the movie. they were not gods. yes they were considered gods in viking/norse myth but thats not what i was talking about

the god of farming was frej the sister of freja.

BROTHER!
he was the brother of freja

In Norse mythology, Thor (from Old Norse Þórr) is a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees, strength, the protection of mankind, and also hallowing, healing, and fertility. The cognate deity in wider Germanic mythology and paganism was known in Old English as Þunor and in Old High German as Donar (runic þonar ᚦᛟᚾᚨᚱ), stemming from a Common Germanic *Þunraz (meaning "thunder"). Straight from wikipedia.

Thor was the god of thunder. He was not the god of farming. Freja was the godess of farming.

If Prometheus isn't chained to a rock, then how do you explain fire?
Greeks 3 - 2 Atheists

WWFSMD

May all be touched by his noodley appendage.

He boiled for our sins

Because gravity is a central force ,they collapse into themselves until they reach a stable state and thats how the sphere came.

Science=1
Chrisitians=none.

dolan pls, all stars are

for ASS GUARD!!!

Same. Sometimes I wish I were raised with Norse mythological beliefs.

I decided I'm naming my firstborn child either Freyr or Jörmungandr.