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Win. Not mine, taken from 4chan's facebook page. 5 year old Toshiba laptop, missing keys, slowest RAM, Viruses galore, random crashes, battery that doesn' t wor

Not mine, taken from 4chan's facebook page

5 year old Toshiba laptop, missing keys, slowest RAM, Viruses galore, random
crashes, battery that doesn' t work properly and dodgy mouse, huggled last night.
Glorious Martin Acoustic Guitar left perfectly intact. LOL. Your loss burglars, thanks for
taking that pile of shit off my hands.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - oknp
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Probably he needed the laptop, not the guitar...
User avatar #25 to #3 - fajivity
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People are forgetting insurance. He got a ton of money for a stolen computer, but he wouldn't have for a guitar.
#27 to #25 - oknp
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User avatar #29 to #25 - fajivity
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Because that didn't make sense: He, (as in, the victim,) received more insurance money then he would have for having his guitar stolen.
#125 to #29 - wishicouldfly
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If he had insurance on the laptop he could have replaced it when the battery stopped working properly. Also Martin Guitars are worth about $1500-$5000 depending on the model, so if the guy was smart he probably would have gotten that insured.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thedinosaurfarm [OP]
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Well, he could have stole the guitar sold it and bought a way better PC than the one he stole.
#5 to #4 - oknp
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i hadn't thought of that before...
User avatar #159 to #5 - gringodinkle
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**gringodinkle rolls 45**
User avatar #6 - traelos
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Slow RAM...yes.
#32 to #6 - deadlyace
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#7 to #6 - auesis
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RAM has clock speeds. It's actually a pretty significant deciding factor for a gaming rig.
RAM has clock speeds. It's actually a pretty significant deciding factor for a gaming rig.
User avatar #8 to #7 - traelos
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It's actually a mostly irrelevant feature for most gaming rigs...but that statement is still fairly inane.
#9 to #8 - Skwurll
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>Implying RAM isn't important in gaming rigs.

Whatever you say buddy.

User avatar #10 to #9 - vleasian
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yes. Try running minecraft on a gig of RAM :D See how that goes :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - poutinesalad
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I have to turn the settings way down and I have 4 lol.
User avatar #45 to #11 - HouseOfPain
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haha I keep EVERY setting down, with 2 gigs.
#17 to #11 - abcbacon
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download optifine. It makes a BIG difference!
download optifine. It makes a BIG difference!
User avatar #50 to #17 - tylerxchoice
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what is optifine?
#127 to #50 - bloodflame
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It is a mod that is suppose to help with lag and other stuff
its pretty useful.
User avatar #15 to #11 - dragel
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Really? I have around 2gbs of Ram. not a lot. plan on getting more sometime.

I can play fine with near-max stuff (though, I actually prefer fog and stuff)

Have you got optifine?
#16 to #15 - anon id: a1a3899d
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8GB Bitches, HD settings, shaders, HD texture pack, far render distance, no lag.
User avatar #40 to #16 - auesis
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That's great, but can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #36 to #16 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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16 gigs of ram, Nvidia GTX 680 graphics w/3d enabled screen.
8 core processor, (Intel 7), i can run minecraft, WoW and Starcraft all at the same time, all on ultra, w/no lag.
Go suck a dick, anon.
User avatar #18 to #16 - dragel
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That's cool and everything, but when you don't want to spend over £700+ on a top computer..
User avatar #20 to #18 - Silver Quantum
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you don't need to spend £700 on a computer to play any game at decent settings, especially if you know where to buy the parts from
User avatar #21 to #20 - dragel
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Guess so.
but I'm fine with this computer. what I want to know Is why people are so over-the-top with ******* HD

"Oh no, I can't play this! It's not HD!"
"Argh, It's just under HD! It burns my eyes!"
User avatar #22 to #21 - Silver Quantum
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well, HD does make a huge difference in graphical quality. I guess some people have a fixation for HD. I'm not gonna deny that I always set the graphics options for my games to the highest possible settings, trying to squeeze out as much visual quality as I can, even though I don't have a high-end machine
User avatar #23 to #22 - dragel
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. .



I feel as If i'm the only one who can stand 240p.
User avatar #26 to #23 - Silver Quantum
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well, we DO live in the 21st century, where you don't have stress yourself trying to figure out what the 16 pixels you are looking at on the screen are trying to portray
User avatar #28 to #26 - dragel
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and what about with people who have limited Internet? where does that leave me/them?


Also, It's common sense to not watch low quality videos on fullscreen.
User avatar #30 to #28 - Silver Quantum
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pretty much no one in the world has internet connection slower than 1mbps. in countries like romania and switzerland, they already have at least 1gbps internet speeds. but for watching youtube videos, 1mbps is enough for 480p resolutions. but on average pretty much everyone has at least 2-5mbps now
User avatar #31 to #30 - dragel
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I'm not talking about connection speeds xD.
I'm talking about Limited internet. like 15GB a month for example.
User avatar #34 to #31 - Silver Quantum
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I don't think anyone has limited internet anymore in the world.
User avatar #37 to #34 - dragel
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I do. People in england do actually. three.co.uk stuff.
User avatar #39 to #37 - Silver Quantum
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if it's for mobile phones, I'm sure you can find random WiFi connections pretty much everywhere. and even if you do have 15gb limited internet, you can still watch around 500-1000 youtube vids (or around 150 hours) a month.
#46 to #10 - anon id: 9a96504c
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he's talking about the ghz of the ram, not the size
#64 to #9 - anon id: 52c085a6
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RAM isn't a huge factor though. You could easily run some heavy games with just 2GB of RAM. The biggest factors with games is the graphics card. Almost all of the processing for a game is done in the GPU. More RAM helps, not by a lot though. RAM is like short term memory for a computer, not entirely important in gaming.
#61 to #9 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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User avatar #19 to #8 - Silver Quantum
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go play any game like bf3 or need for speed or assassins creed or any such games that was released in that past 5 years using 512mb of ram. tell me how that goes
User avatar #33 to #19 - tearsoblood
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I play crysis 2 on my Toshiba which has 2 GB RAM and it STILL lags too much
actually....the whole game is nothing but frames....I get a frame every second..



I beat the game though..
User avatar #35 to #33 - Silver Quantum
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if it lags too much, it's not because of the ram. 2gb is enough to play crysis 2 decently.
User avatar #52 to #35 - sladee
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godam crysis 2 overheated my pc twice, worth it
User avatar #340 to #52 - traelos
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Those are RAM amounts...not speeds...
User avatar #344 to #340 - sladee
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did you reply the correct person? i never talked about RAM or speed
User avatar #345 to #344 - traelos
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Just kinda dropped it on the bottom of the response tree.
#13 to #8 - anon id: 82cc02b3
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RAM is a memory card for random crap// temporary files... as in every ******* game have to put temporary files somewhere!!!
RAM is a memory card for random crap// temporary files... as in every ******* game have to put temporary files somewhere!!!
#70 to #13 - anon id: 1ba96be3
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RAM speeds usually only matter if you are overclocking. You won't notice a huge difference between, say, 1333 mhz RAM and 1600 mhz RAM, but with that in mind, you still need fast enough RAM to keep up with the CPU. If you are overclocking, then you need RAM that can overclock enough to keep up with the CPU bus speed (Correct me if that's the wrong term).
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#244 - asaltmint
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**asaltmint rolls 55**
#251 to #244 - asaltmint
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mum says two band aids and a kiss and i will be better in no time
!
#289 to #251 - yumeakumu
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#283 to #251 - deathstalkerelite
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No.
No.
#277 to #251 - misterblack
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Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononoooooo!!!!!!!! GTFO!!
Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononoooooo!!!!!!!! GTFO!!
#294 to #277 - tobiaswhelan
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#291 to #277 - anon id: ac0ad049
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MORTICIA & FAMILY HAVE ENJOYED THE SHOW..MORBID NOW FOR MORE FUNNY JUNK..sadly exposed, funny brick, are ppl on this site really who they appear to be?? granparents, talking crap, well beware cause hurtful stuff , funny but hurtful, cums back to tear ppl apart..sad sad sad no more little hands butt races..but please share a butt on a laptop!
#301 to #291 - misterblack
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Try making intelligent sentences next time, Anon.
#258 to #251 - petal
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#257 to #251 - shonkybsns
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good god
good god
#273 to #251 - bananaananas
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#266 to #251 - arbz **User deleted account**
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#262 to #251 - Metallicock
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#250 to #244 - owmyballsack
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**owmyballsack rolls 87** rub a dub dubs!
#253 to #250 - asaltmint
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#287 to #253 - anon id: ac0ad049
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DIDNT HE THINK IT!
#245 to #244 - xtitun
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#265 to #244 - beerterror
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nope
nope
#206 - williamz
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> Walking around at night
> Accidentally walk in someone else's house
> Notice ****** computer
> Be a bro and take it away from him
> Leave glorious guitar alone.
#163 - sonicdiarrhea
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burglars face when trying to use laptop
burglars face when trying to use laptop
User avatar #107 - detenator
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And then the burglars logged on facebook, saw this post and then came and robbed the place again taking his guitar and returning the laptop.
#121 - anon id: 7a3301e4
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Haha jokes on you the metals and materials in that laptop are probably worth a LOT of money.
User avatar #142 to #121 - faffer
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yeah... my dad works at a electronics recycling plant and it is only profitable in large quantities and with government tax breaks for being a recycling. it would not be worth much at all.

surprisingly enough, it may be worth about... well.... tree fiddy
User avatar #124 to #121 - cokemakesyouhigh
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About tree fitty
#238 - germanperv
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User avatar #175 - falanvaul
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I have 3 xboxs... A **** arcade version that has a jammed disk tray, bad reader, and horribly laggy. A dirty one that had first come out with the E34 error. And my new one, xbox Elite, 250 Gig Hard drive built in. And they take both of my **** ones.

Thanks for taking them off my hands but what the **** is wrong with people nowa days?
#191 to #175 - anon id: 56e30c08
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sounds like the common x-box to me
now let be honest
the first x-box was a pile of junk
now the 360 that is a console still not perfect but it had the ps2 cornered
User avatar #192 to #191 - falanvaul
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I honestly just don't like console wars friend. So please don't try to start one. Ps3 and Xbox maybe competitors but the one thing that has me hooked on Xbox is Halo. The Halo franchise is my thing! Ive played every Halo there has been, From Combat evolved to Reach. I love Halo but I also love a lot of other games they have on Xbox. Also please don't post as Anonymous, I'm not gonna bite your head off. :3
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User avatar #203 to #175 - fuzzysixx
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I have 1 ps3, about 4 years old, it works perfectly =)

inb4 console wars
PC>all
#177 to #175 - drmrniceguy
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Maybe they aren't burglers... they're your local friendly neighborhood surprise garbagemen club?
Maybe they aren't burglers... they're your local friendly neighborhood surprise garbagemen club?
User avatar #178 to #177 - falanvaul
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... The amount of win in this comment...