Nature's Youth

>find baseball bat
>go to baby sea turtle nest
>protect baby turtles from birds and crabs by smacking their shit
>share moment with turtles as they majestically scoot into the sunset
>years pass
> reunite with turtles
>they accepted you as their own
>gain their turtle knowledge
>learn how to ride them like a surf board
>go save the Princess
>she's in another castle

I think that turtles are awesome.

How predators see baby turtles.

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I had to fight and not get eaten by my brothers and sisters to get out of the WOMB.

Don't worry Tank, I'll help ya out!

okay, what about this motherfucker-the tasmanian devil. they have a huge litter but only 8 nipples, so it's first come first serve. if you don't get to the nipple in time, your own mother fucking eats you.

You think you've got it bad?!
Shutup you selfish bastard!

**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Philosoraptor ** mfw my turtle was the best turtle, ever.

any...uh..anyuh...anybody wanna hear my tale??

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When the leatherback turtle reaches adulthood it will eat the same species of crab that tried to eat it as a child.

"REMEMBER ME YOU FUCKING CRAB?!"

know that feel, turtle bro.