Truth. 5 words is a little to mush don't you think?. Einstein never failed mathematics. Homosexuality is not unnatural, as it manifests all throughout the natur
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5 words is a little to mush don't you think?

Einstein never failed mathematics. Homosexuality is not unnatural,
as it manifests all throughout the natural world. We use most of our
brain, not just 108/ a. The Coriolis effect does not alter the direction of
water in a flushing toilet. Medicinal ********* is identical to illegal
********* . The human tongue does not have specific taste zones. Over
60% of recyclable plastic bottles are never recycled; the rest are simply
downscaled and eventually end up in landfills. Bulls are dichromate, so
the color red does not stand out to them. It is the cape' s movement, not
its color, that irritates the bull. The Great Wall of China is not visible
from the moon. The red liquid in meat is not blood, but water mixed
with the muscle protein myoglobin. Ancient cultures knew the world to
be round centuries before Columbus set sail. The Old Testament does
not identify the forbidden fruit as an apple. The theory of evolution
does not state that humans evolved from chimps, but that both evolved
from a common ancestor around 7 million years ago. Evolution does
not advocate the superiority of one species over another, just that all
species change over time, a fact that is undeniable. Morse did not
invent the telegraph, Edison did not invent the lightbulb or the movie
projector, Ford did not invent the car or the assembly line, Marconi did
not invent the radio, and Watt did not invent the steam engine. Al Gore
did not invent the internet, and he never claimed to have invented it.
Copyright law was not created to protect authors but to prevent
cultural monopolies. Saddam Hussein was an enemy of Osama bin
Laden, and he had nothing to do with the 9/ 11 attacks.
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#100 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #99 - ningyoaijin (05/10/2012) [-]
Half of these were on QI, and the other half's just common knowledge.
User avatar #89 - Rockaman (05/10/2012) [-]
The Brain one is wrong as OP does't know what it means - we only use about 10% of the brains storage space- like the hard drive space on your computer. We use a lot more of the brain's processing power which I'm guessing the OP mistook it for
User avatar #90 to #89 - joeblack (05/10/2012) [-]
you might know what it means but half of the world doesn't.
#83 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
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well **** .
#82 - mentlgen ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE   
I did research on Einstein. He actually had to ask his wife about maths.   
he never failed in PHYSICS!   
   
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I did research on Einstein. He actually had to ask his wife about maths.
he never failed in PHYSICS!

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#87 to #82 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
False.jpg
Einstein said himself that he knew advanced calculus in the seventh grade.
#88 to #87 - iheartsemen (05/10/2012) [-]
**** I didn't log in.
User avatar #92 to #88 - peachypie (05/10/2012) [-]
Opps that was my other account- wrong one. Anyways Einstein was a genius.
#94 to #92 - iheartsemen (05/10/2012) [-]
Are you trying to steal credit from me?
User avatar #95 to #94 - peachypie (05/10/2012) [-]
I love talking to myself
#80 - supamonkey (05/10/2012) [-]
< I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #78 - poleelop ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]

err, i thought everyone knew that the forbidden fruit was sex, you guys know that right?
#81 to #78 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
and so reproduction never happened and humans went extinct
User avatar #79 to #78 - supamonkey (05/10/2012) [-]
You mean cherries?
#63 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
Alexander graham bell did not invent the phone. He bought the invention from someone else, who could not afford a patent on it.
#59 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
and the story about God only tells about Earth b/c the universe created planets which created mammals and life born just to function (ultimately on smaller scales of particles and atoms and whatnot), and part of this 'function' in humans involved creating rituals and beliefs that it was necessary to worship things, human images, such as everything that makes up the Earth's atmosphere.

Yay for truth!
User avatar #57 - zarcos (05/10/2012) [-]
LIAR AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET AT LEAST 100 YEARS AGO!!!
#51 - mrgoodbunny (05/10/2012) [-]
Everything i know is a lie.....
#50 - kanatana (05/10/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at typical dog ** Epic, OP.
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at typical dog ** Epic, OP.
#47 - spidahridah (05/10/2012) [-]
Double thumbed and added to favorites.
Double thumbed and added to favorites.
User avatar #35 - cancerousiguana (05/10/2012) [-]
On the bottled water one, that number is closer to 80%, and most of the remaining 20% isn't even downcycled, it is shipped to India and put into a landfill right away.

Also, Gore DISCOVERED the internet. Not invented.
#46 to #35 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
HOW THE **** DO YOU DISCOVER THE INTERNET!
User avatar #62 to #46 - mojado (05/10/2012) [-]
He searched for it on google
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User avatar #86 to #33 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
Let's just say Edison invented the light bulb. He still isn't a saint.
#85 to #33 - smeissisafagisafag (05/10/2012) [-]
Only to people in America tbh....
#30 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
the problem with the gay thing is animals have something called a "mating season" were their biology just says " **** something" it's not horny-ness per say, it's just a natural urge to reproduce. And the thing is since strong males usual hog all the women through strength and show of force, weaker males do each other, or even other species. There is also a stunning lack of ******* animals in nature, so for it to be "natural" there should be homosexuals in both genders. My facts could be wrong but after study this is what I've found.
User avatar #44 to #30 - tryonosaurus (05/10/2012) [-]
Actually...
www.brusselsjournal.com/node/483

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1279241/Lesbian-albatrosses-gay-g iraffes-open-minded-penguins-So-animals-really-gay.html

To quote the second article: "For all is not how it seems on Kaena Point. A biologist studying the 120-strong albatross colony at the University of Hawaii has ruffled quite a few feathers with her extraordinary discovery. She has found that many of the albatrosses appear to be, well ...gay.
Lindsay Young, who has worked on Oahu since 2003, has discovered that a third of the pairs at Kaena Point consist of two female birds."

User avatar #28 - warrenzthehero (05/10/2012) [-]
Al Gore did not create the internet, but he did provide a lot of funding for it. So in a way, he did, or at least he helped.
#27 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet" Gore said when asked to cite accomplishments
#24 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
Gays are good with me just as long as they dont start doing anything near me. not something i want to see when i walk out my door...
User avatar #22 - thecreeperslayer (05/10/2012) [-]
Tjhis is stupid a lot of these are just as wrong as the myths he is trying to debunk
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