FRIENDZONED

#483 to #434 - eddievh (05/09/2012) [-]

My school's soccer team hasn't won in 8-10 (I forget) years

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#546 to #434 - commontroll (05/09/2012) [-]

You were in a swim team when you were three?

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#548 to #546 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]

Actually, Yes.

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#557 to #548 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5525 at Slice of life thread. ** Here's a roll in honor of you guys. POTATO

#558 to #557 - redclover (05/10/2012) [-]

O______o

Okay.

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#549 to #548 - commontroll (05/09/2012) [-]

#454 to #434 - subarumaster (05/09/2012) [-]

In which case means you also suck.

#458 to #454 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]

I'm also the best swimmer
>And by no means am I a fantastic swimmer

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#547 to #276 - boleas (05/09/2012) [-]

I can't swim. I have the swimming ability of a rock

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#407 to #11 - weallbtrippin (05/09/2012) [-]

>Girl not wearing shirt
>Starts taking off pants
>They are off
>Looksgoodfromhere.jpg
>Yells for me to come
>Walk over
>Pets my head
>I am a dog

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#446 to #11 - slikmonkey (05/09/2012) [-]

>Girls wondering around
>man with a gun tells them to line up and strip down
>girls take off their sweats revealing tight spandex shorts and transparent top.
>Track race is about to begin.

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#453 to #11 - fadetometallica (05/09/2012) [-]

Except, on most swim teams, you're separated from the girls and are wearing a Speedo in a pool with 40 other guys all wearing Speedos.

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#559 to #453 - tzoedn (05/10/2012) [-]

You my friend, were never on a club team

#567 to #453 - fadetometallica (05/10/2012) [-]

>Tells truth from two years' experience on a swim team
>Red thumbed to hell
>FJ logic

I'm not bashing swimming, it's my favorite sport right after water polo, I'm just telling the truth.

#560 to #453 - malacyman (05/10/2012) [-]

i was in swim club for a year. there was like 6 chicks my age, and my friend. everyone else was to old or too young. it was pretty good, other then swimming laps.

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#53 - Aspirin (05/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Or you're her gay friend.
Isn't that right, OP?

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#63 to #53 - NinjaCobra (05/09/2012) [-]

OPs gonna need this.

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#250 to #63 - yettinarch (05/09/2012) [-]

I'm just gonna leave this right here...

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#73 to #53 - ninjagnome (05/09/2012) [-]

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#5 - Exaskryz (05/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)

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#14 - ballsacksareus **User deleted account** (05/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I've changed my clothes in front of three girls. doesn't mean I wouldn't tap any one of them

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#317 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2012) [-]

Such a tease ballsacksareus.

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#347 to #317 - ballsacksareus **User deleted account** (05/09/2012) [-]

#425 to #14 - roarflmao ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]

that pic XD made me lol harder than anything else today XD

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#55 - whoozy **User deleted account** (05/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)

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#61 to #55 - ReeferTrees (05/09/2012) [-]

yes, you need to put in asshole coins, then the sex pours out.

#191 to #61 - fukkendragonite (05/09/2012) [-]

It's not the fact that they're an asshole that attracts them. It's the confidence.

#563 to #191 - ReeferTrees (05/10/2012) [-]

thus the intelligent side see's very little breeding, for one who studies anything really will eventually learn to be humble and know for a fact that they know nothing for a fact.

Dignity, Honor, and Respect apparently cannot match up to Confidence.

#564 to #563 - fukkendragonite (05/10/2012) [-]

Nope, they can't. It's awful but it's true. The female of the species is always going to want the big strong protector who is confident, and not the beta male who runs scared from a predator but will write you beautiful poetry. I know this because I'm the latter one, the beta. Except without the beautiful poetry.

#565 to #564 - ReeferTrees (05/10/2012) [-]

Alpha, Beta, eh. I'm the quiet guy with a twisted sense of humor that doesn't like confrontation but loves to fight.

#111 to #61 - nogphille ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]

why buy the cow when the milk's free?

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#62 - brickfest (05/09/2012) [-]

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#30 - alexrider (05/09/2012) [-]

The Ultimate Friendzoner

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#25 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)

The friendzone is escapable!
I never thought I would do it, but within the last 48hrs of my life, I managed to.
I've been friends with this girl since I was eight, and I've watched her grow up into the hottest damn girl in our entire school. I've been there throughout all the boyfriends, and the drama, and the "I love you"s, and being stuck in the friendzone for nearly 3 years (since I began thinking about her sexually).
And I finally got my dick sucked.
The end.jpg.

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#27 to #25 - demideus (05/09/2012) [-]

Now lets see you fuck her

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#26 to #25 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** (05/09/2012) [-]

After three years, I'd expect a little more than a chomp on the dick.

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#420 - kerryawesome (05/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)

wow, this is my first front page. thanks people

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#204 - mesocorny (05/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)

or she thinks your gay...

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#205 to #204 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2012) [-]

Isn't that the same as friend zoned?

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#210 to #205 - nymphorican (05/09/2012) [-]

no cuz she can still be interested in the gay dude. but wont try or give a shit cuz hes gay.

#256 to #204 - nazguultje (05/09/2012) [-]

What movie is that from?

#262 to #256 - mesocorny (05/09/2012) [-]

I Now Pronounce You "Chuck & Larry"

#281 to #262 - mesocorny (05/09/2012) [-]

it's quite a nice movie too...

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#47 - letsplaygrabass (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#64 to #47 - mythicdragoon ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]

beats being in the restraining order zone

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#48 - narga (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I think I'm level 99 friendzone, fuck

Doesn't matter, saw butt

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#52 to #48 - tehfawkez **User deleted account** (05/09/2012) [-]

You must be 9 and new here.

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#328 - panterbaby (05/09/2012) [-]

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#167 - barrettrunsthis **User deleted account** (05/09/2012) [-]

The last thing this site could use are more posts about friend zones.

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#143 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4482591 at FJ Pony Thread ** OR she thinks you're GAY

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#331 - danikay (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Or you're gay.

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#334 to #331 - irokk (05/09/2012) [-]

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#417 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]

Or you're married and not getting any anyways.

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#196 - hoobob (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Yeah this happened to me... Thought I was friendszoned
She moves, two weeks later she calls, we talk, and I learn she was dtf
<-mfw