Right into the toilet, I go.

I finish all over myself and wear my semen like a motherfucking badge of honour.

A guy i used to know finished into socks and then he would throw them onto his roof or put them into a locked box in his room...was pretty weird.

i finish in bath towels then i wash them, is that wrong???

You should always finish on other people so then that way its their problem to deal with now.

Postman at your door? Finish on him!

Neighbor coming round to complain about the screams coming from you basement? Finish on him!

Police turn up to arrest you? Finish on them!

i though of this when reading your comment.....

I laughed hard.

That made me burst with laughter.

Well im glad i made at least one person laugh today.

I finish into toilet paper, so I can just flush it down with no mess at all.

Same, though sometimes I go straight into the toilet, then wash off with water using the shower or the sink.

I actually finish into toiletpaper myself... I just had an idea for a comic. Notice: no "true story" fuckery