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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - gottdammit
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(05/08/2012) [-]
"The Spawner"
#177 to #1 - anon id: 07426b8e
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heh, i call mine broodmother and overlord.
#178 to #1 - anon id: 8b5ee9df
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"Beast Woman"
User avatar #226 to #1 - captainego
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(05/09/2012) [-]
The female dungeon ruler.
User avatar #134 to #1 - kaylakrusifix
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Creation Unit and Nutrition Tool
#162 to #1 - erikths
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I call my mom "mothership"
User avatar #190 to #1 - retardfridge
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I just call my mom for Ancient Draugr Deathlord
User avatar #87 to #1 - lazerjake
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(05/09/2012) [-]
"zerg queen"
User avatar #50 to #1 - filthyargonian
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(05/09/2012) [-]
"female parental Unit"
#56 to #50 - tehbomb
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Dominant mega-vertebrates   
   
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Dominant mega-vertebrates

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#58 to #56 - ixxamxxbatman
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(05/09/2012) [-]
my birthday is "happy mistake day" at lease that is what my mom calls it..
User avatar #183 to #58 - meganinja
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(05/09/2012) [-]
wouldn't mistake day be that day you were concived?
#202 to #183 - hewhoisnotyou
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(05/09/2012) [-]
nope they tried to abort him.......
#279 to #202 - ixxamxxbatman
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(05/09/2012) [-]
parents tried to abort him

failed, now looks like this
#240 to #50 - captainrattrap
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I call mine that too!! Because of this.
#31 - xboxperks
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(05/09/2012) [-]
My dad's name in my phone is "Mother ******".
My dad's name in my phone is "Mother ******".
User avatar #275 to #31 - revengeforfreeze
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was this before kickass 2?
#156 to #31 - zoorgoos
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#37 - ningyoaijin
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I have my mother down in my phone as Lynne. That's not even her name.
User avatar #203 to #37 - drunkasaurus
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(05/09/2012) [-]
"Wednesdays are No Lynne Wednesdays. Is your name Lynne? Then stay the **** home!"
#110 - mrgoodbunny
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(05/09/2012) [-]
who the **** still has a porn collection?    
You can literally find every single porn ever made on the internet, and people still find the need to have a ****** little magazine collection.   
Why?
who the **** still has a porn collection?
You can literally find every single porn ever made on the internet, and people still find the need to have a ****** little magazine collection.
Why?

User avatar #184 to #110 - yodasoda
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I just hate having to sift through the bookmarks of my favorites and I have yet to encrypt the contents of my porn folder...CURSE YOU WINDOWS 7 GET THAT PREVIEW OF THE FOLDERS CONTENTS AWAY
User avatar #125 to #110 - amadeuseap
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(05/09/2012) [-]
some people have a **** folder in their computers, that could count as a porn collection
User avatar #127 to #125 - wrpen
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Am I the only one who does not have an **** folder, and can actually remember how I got the porn in the first place...and then just look there?
User avatar #138 to #127 - muhamidallea
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I have a 25gb porn folder....is that too much?
User avatar #130 to #127 - amadeuseap
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what happens when the internet goes out?
User avatar #133 to #130 - wrpen
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Actually, I just remember the picture...

What, am I the only one who can do that?

...why are you building a witch burning stake?
#131 to #130 - wrpen
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User avatar #132 to #131 - amadeuseap
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(05/09/2012) [-]
no skyrim for me, no money. porn is free
#121 to #110 - lavitts
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Maybe it is on his computer/the home computer. We all have those masterpieces that just do it for us every time.
MFW I look at that one picture of the chicks doing the [verb] on top of the [object] with the [noun] while wearing the [article of clothing].
User avatar #129 to #110 - yourfaced
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Blackouts.
#128 - yourfaced
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Why do girls freak out when they find porn or find out that their relatives beat off? Whether or not they like it, there is really not much they can do about it. Why the **** bother to get your **** up about it?
User avatar #166 to #128 - niiaura
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(05/09/2012) [-]
%95 of men fap.
#146 to #128 - anon id: fdfbd98f
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Women never want you to have a good time. They want men sexually starved, so they can hold their cunts over your head.
User avatar #150 to #146 - dementedllama
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(05/09/2012) [-]
He'srightyouknow.jpg
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User avatar #272 to #170 - drillur
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This is the dumberest comment I've read here in such a looong time.
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User avatar #280 to #276 - drillur
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Well. Have you ever cheated on anyone?
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#187 - xbenas
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#189 to #187 - problematique
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that's right, you better tell everyone in the comments, enlight us please
that's right, you better tell everyone in the comments, enlight us please
#193 to #189 - obamaroflmao
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(05/09/2012) [-]
what is that and where can i watch it???? O.o

#195 to #193 - bourbun
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(05/09/2012) [-]
It's in fact a small anime segment of Kill bill volume 1.

Pretty sweet eh.
User avatar #276 to #195 - revengeforfreeze
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.. really?

in anime?
User avatar #224 to #195 - struckworld
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I like the part where the gangster sticks the sword into O-Ren Ishii's Dad's back.
User avatar #3 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(05/08/2012) [-]
"The Brood Queen"

One thumb to anyone who can tell me the reference.
User avatar #55 to #3 - jinjo
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(05/09/2012) [-]
like.. X-Men..?
User avatar #11 to #3 - nippuhl
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(05/08/2012) [-]
The Brood comics?
User avatar #8 to #3 - TheTurnbull
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(05/08/2012) [-]
I'm feeling Starcraft but I'm not sure
User avatar #136 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Ding ding ding, we have a winner. Starcraft. You earn a thumb.
User avatar #88 to #8 - lazerjake
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(05/09/2012) [-]
yes it is its the expansion pack
User avatar #15 to #3 - lolwatthe
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Dragon Age: Origins
#28 - westsydebestsyde
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Come on moms, were not not gonna look at porn
Come on moms, were not not gonna look at porn
User avatar #40 to #28 - SHAMU
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Batman has no right to talk about having moms.
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#10 - jcllcj
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(05/08/2012) [-]
"Lady"