Birthgiver

"The Spawner"

My dad's name in my phone is "Mother Fucker".

I have my mother down in my phone as Lynne. That's not even her name.

who the fuck still has a porn collection?
You can literally find every single porn ever made on the internet, and people still find the need to have a shitty little magazine collection.
Why?

Why do girls freak out when they find porn or find out that their relatives beat off? Whether or not they like it, there is really not much they can do about it. Why the fuck bother to get your shit up about it?

"The Brood Queen"

One thumb to anyone who can tell me the reference.

Come on moms, were not not gonna look at porn

**fecality rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE ** OP's birthgiver

"Lady"

Half of these arn't even mothers sending texts to their sons anymore. Just faggots on the internet making their friends send them text's under the contact name "Mom" or w/e.

>Mfw I come across this shit.
>Not a single fuck will be given.
>No thumbs up for this shit.

<----Muslims in the future

My dad found my porn once, and all he told me was to be careful where I got it, and to make sure I scanned them for viruses and stuff before I saved them.

**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Rolling Pictures ** my birthgiver

My mom not only doesn't give a shit if I have porn, she gave me so much privacy always that i could do it when ever i wanted. That is why i am now a chronic masturbater.
I never got this, How do you see masturbation as wrong? Either your gonna sexually confuse your son by telling him he can't masturbate, or your just gonna shut up and let him do his shit.
My dad bought me a bunch of playboys one day, but it turned out i was gay, So i just gave them to a friend, and his mom found them and made him write an apology to all women for owning that "Smut" I was about to smack a bitch when she wanted me to write one too for giving it to him.

...Is this really the degree these fake smartph0wned posts have gone now? To the point Mothers start yelling at their husbands for having... Porn? Not prostitutes? Not a mistress?

Not a membership to that Gentleman's Club that he keeps saying is actually a meeting for mature men who like to talk about mature topics?

Is there like some kind of budget on funny that no one is telling me about, and we need to cut corners?