Temperature

Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America. in Russia it Thickens.
French cars don' t .
10'' - You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
O'' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
ti'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians we dead.
30'' - Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
400 - You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
42“ - " stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All are dead. Politicians really start doing something
For the homeless.
513* - Your eyelids sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathroom.
Evil" - White bears moving south,
700 - The hell froze.,
Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lop land.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands it their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Team becomes the
world champion.