I'm greek too...
Why can't we have nice things?

you had too many nice things and now all your money is gone

Yes you guys do, your food is fantastic... Plus you have nude beaches so I am told.

oh come on now, be fair we have..... uhh... baklava.... and ouzo... and uhh... okay yeah fuck it we got nothin

Ouzo, could go for a couple glasses of that
Well maybe souvlaki and spenichopita, else we have goats and corrupt officials
yey

We can... just.. not in Greece.

voted against the "world economy"? Or voted in a president who is against austerity measures set by the EU? Little bit pedantic, but I don't think the global economy is personified. Also UK didn't sign up to the EU's financial proposals, to protect the City of London, although as a government it is against high public spending (unlike new French president Hollande)

i no that feel bro
but honestly i thought the punch-line was going to be paying taxes

*know



I'm sorry