Ways to tie a tie

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Tie
I. Begin by Tings normal 2. While necktie. meditate
known commonly as a Sissy Windsor'). on how much better you are than others.
3. may the wide end back through the 4. Repeat new 2 and 3 four more rims,
mam knot. This is known as a "Flush." or mil your knot u adequately regal.
5. Unecesary, attach a secondary ti: a Finally. reed the slight remainder or
with n simple square hum. your re through the back ofthe knot.
7. Flaunt your , kingly knot at any and all public events.
The Practical
r the hungry professional
1. Starr by tying: standard Shelby 2. Begin thinking about what you want
we with even dimpling. for lunch.
3. Realize your far too busy for a full It Remember that they sometimes
meal, but still need to s: orsomething, have fruit in the kitchen on Fridays.
5. Loosen the knotice/ tr on your Shelby. 6. Put a banana in an
7. Enjoy a productive lunch.
The Lovecraft
A R 'lyeh Standard
Cl Farr,
1. summon a necktie from its slumber 2. the re hang loosely upon your neck,
deep within the . like the pendelum on clock .
3. Repeat steps one and we mulitple 4. Reawaken as , the most
times, preferably whilst chanting. well -dressed om the Elder Gods.
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Experts Only
1. Focus your an (no more than we 2. Use the remainder ofyour chi to
on the we at hand. materialize e few berrics.
3. Assemble the tie, ifyou have any 4. Warning Once in place, this tie can
chakras we you should usernam now. never he remand.
The Constrictor
this ant involves a snake
2. Once , cross the
the head ow: its rail and loop h through
3. Be sure to keep eye Contact with
4. Being careful not to break its spine,
your snakebite at all times.
loop the from cud around the knot.
5. Tie a loose co Gish. 6. Instill fear in the hearts of friends
and enemies alike.