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Toothpaste
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#14
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tehhamster (05/08/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
What the fuck have I missed?! Everyone getting high of toothpaste?!
#16
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potatos ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-] Eating alot of tooth paste can actually give you a mild fever.
Next you don't wanna go to school - Grab a spoon.
Next you don't wanna go to school - Grab a spoon.
#15
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roflcopterkklol (05/08/2012) [-] The only thing you will achieve by eating toothpaste is Fluoride poisoning.
read the warning label.
read the warning label.
#13
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thijsofbodom (05/08/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
why don't we just smoke weed
its legal right
(fuck you, in Holland it is)
its legal right
(fuck you, in Holland it is)
#23
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wacemindu (05/08/2012) [-] Because digestive enzymes break down the products in the toothpaste that get you high. Putting it on your nipples gets it into the blood stream without being broken down
#18
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coryg (05/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I just came back after a little funnyjunk break and found pasting.
Im going away on a 10 day trip so what the fuck will people be doing when i return?
Im going away on a 10 day trip so what the fuck will people be doing when i return?
#4
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arcenicum (05/07/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
They say saliva and stomach acids break it down. There was a whole scientific explanation but I didn't understand a flying fuck of the chemistry/biology they were talking about.
#40
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sunice (05/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**sunice rolls 24,574** Most toothpaste are toxic. Thats why.
#25
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ithinkimfunny (05/08/2012) [-] Put it in your anus, your body will absorb more of the good parts
Trust me
Trust me
#22
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carnivoreapples (05/08/2012) [-] won't work, your nipples are highly sensitive, that's what causes the reaction
#21
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N. Korean citizen (05/08/2012) [-]
It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
