fire a fully automatic weapon into a crowd of people their both in, whoever you don't hit is your one true love, if you don't hit either reload and repeat. if you hit both your destined to be alone, FOREVER.

Has anyone suggested that the girlfriend and friend are his left and right hands yet?

I thumbed because youre cheating..scumbag. You have no idea what its like to be cheated on.

thumbed down**

Why don't you write a book about it?

wow 24... haha

We're...just gonna thumb you down..