romeo: hey Hunt met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: out i saw you at your dad' s party that i wasn' t supposed to attend
and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed out
then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and
got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night
and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an
hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.