troll dad. dad scared the hell out of me when i was pasted. hey kidda, why are we running nut so fast?. >Don't pay phone bill >Internet cut >Two days later, it's back >Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples >The internet pasting
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User avatar #63 - nicrofl
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My internet goes down for a couple of day and now every one is talking about pasting. Please tell me what it is, I want to be hip and understand these jokes.
#64 to #63 - anon id: 6f700628
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Fluoride from toothpaste seeps into the skin of nipples and gets the user a feeling of light headedness and relaxation
#65 to #63 - anon id: 6f700628
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The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting.
User avatar #70 to #65 - nicrofl
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wait, your telling me, I can get high with regular toothpaste?, other questions, is colgate total good, and is there anything negative that can happen when pasting?

#110 to #70 - Ginjaninja
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The whole things is a load of balls!
-It was a thread on 4chan literally YESTERDAY, someone said "Hey how about we fake a craze called 'toothpasting' and try and get the news to report on it"
-Then it escalated to people creating these exact comics that are littering funnyjunk saying "let's post these on all the sites like 9FAG and FJ and convince them it's true"
-Then they started making up a load of sciency ******** to try and back it up, seriously.
Anyone who put's toothpaste on their nipples will just have toothpaste on their nipples.
<MFW people actually believe this ****


User avatar #118 to #110 - vepevellu
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Fellow /b/ro, why can't you just watch people just putting toothpaste on their nipples and ass? It's funny as hell to see people fall for it.
#385 to #110 - elvisestamuerto
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i regret nothing
User avatar #235 to #110 - turkumies
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People trying this just shows how retarded people can be in the internet, seems like people believe anything. The guy who came up with this is a master troll.
#112 to #110 - anon id: a6518409
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oh thank ****, someone with ******* sense. Or someone who also browses /b/, this whole thing is a TROLL, anyone who legitimately believes this **** is ******* RETARDED.
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#82 to #70 - anon id: ad1fdb2a
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Just do it with colgate cavity protection toothpaste, it contains less fluoride so u can build up to the stronger stuff. Unless u wanna try the harder stuff right out of the gate, but i wouldn't recommend it. As far as side effects go, chaffed nipples aren't as bad as losing brain cells.
User avatar #92 to #82 - quinnthecreator
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I don't know man, my left nipple has been really dry and itchy the past couple of months, and it's annoying as ****.
#72 to #70 - anon id: 9238c347
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Please don't do this. Make some better friends. "Toothpasting" as you stupid kids like to call it nowadays is extremely dangerous. (Not in the short term, but surely in the long term)

The flouride from the toothpaste soaks through the pores in the skin to the bloodstream. The chemical then irritates the tissues in the body, causing them to swell, reducing air flow to the brain. This low amount of oxygen causes an extreme light-headedness that give the subject the "high" felling.

Obviously this can lead to long term consequences like cancer.

User avatar #73 to #72 - nicrofl
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oh alright, Funnyjunk almost convinced me to rub toothpaste on my nipples. Don't paste, stick to meth.
#389 to #72 - rockamekishiko
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User avatar #390 to #72 - rockamekishiko
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You just copied and PASTED your response
#97 to #72 - anon id: 9cc4bcf4
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i'v heard putting Colgate toothpaste on your facial pimples with help them go away. if one did this would it have a a negative effect on their body?
#351 to #97 - tcald
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this is actually true, not rubbing it in, but putting a small dab of toothpaste on a pimple or zit will dry it out via the menthol in the toothpaste. All it does is reduce the red, swollen-ness of it and helps dry it out making it less oily and just acting as a catalyst. It's not a skin treatment for sever acne though so don't go lathering your  face up in toothpaste.
this is actually true, not rubbing it in, but putting a small dab of toothpaste on a pimple or zit will dry it out via the menthol in the toothpaste. All it does is reduce the red, swollen-ness of it and helps dry it out making it less oily and just acting as a catalyst. It's not a skin treatment for sever acne though so don't go lathering your face up in toothpaste.
#115 to #97 - anon id: ad029f26
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I'm gonna be a good guy here because I'm anon and let you all know that it's a troll, a huge sham, sorry to ruin your dreams of trolling, newfags.

Thumb me down to oblivion if you like, I'm anon.

You aggrivated brosephs?
#183 to #115 - xboxperks
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My amount of respect for one person (though I don't know who you are) went sky-rocketing up. Thank you.
My amount of respect for one person (though I don't know who you are) went sky-rocketing up. Thank you.
User avatar #355 to #115 - nicrofl
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just saying, If you have sensodyne, colgate. or anything with a lot of flouride you will get high. After reading this and 6 other posts I googled, youtubed, and read around and found out you can actually get high and light headed, also your eyes do in fact get red. I didnt beleve it at first because seriously rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high sounds stupid as ****. On youtube I found videos of people pasting since 2010,so it is real. I'm never going to paste though, because if I ever do get high and im telling my friends my experience, I dont want to start the story by saying I got dank colgate and i rubbed toothpaste my nipples, plus I heard that there is a lot of negative **** that happens. But pasting is not all negative, a pro from pasting is that your nipples will smell minty.
#403 to #65 - namnamnam
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#164 to #65 - ningyoaijin
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tl;dr you put toothpaste on your ******* nipples.
#344 to #65 - aprgeneral
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#372 to #65 - seeds
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copypasta
#77 to #65 - anon id: 6c01f6e0
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wait up man, in English please
User avatar #94 to #77 - thetom
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play with your nipples then slap some toothpaste on them. then watch the walls bleed.

#126 - coonmix
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>Don't pay phone bill
>Internet cut
>Two days later, it's back
>Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples
>The internet
User avatar #135 to #126 - jcadams
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i was here yesterday and it wasnt here yet but funnyjunkpicks up stuff fairly quickly gone 2 weeks max
#376 to #135 - anon id: 28bb6907
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what the **** did you just say
User avatar #427 to #376 - jcadams
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sorry i was a little buzzed when i typed that comment
#409 to #376 - icytime
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He was here yesterday and tooth-pasting wasn't here but Funnyjunk picks up and drops fads easily, he thinks it'll be gone two weeks max.
He was here yesterday and tooth-pasting wasn't here but Funnyjunk picks up and drops fads easily, he thinks it'll be gone two weeks max.
User avatar #131 - banette
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I didn't get on FJ for one day, and I come back and everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples.

You people change so fast, almost always for the worse.
User avatar #139 to #131 - AnAnon
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My exact thoughts. xD
User avatar #154 to #131 - CPT Daisy
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its worse that ive been off for less then 12 hours and im still confused
#255 - wumbology
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I was gone barely 3 hours and everyone decides to rub toothpaste on their nipples.
I was gone barely 3 hours and everyone decides to rub toothpaste on their nipples.
#289 to #255 - zarallyn
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i was gone for a day, i dont even know what the **** is going on anymore.
#104 - warumo
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what the **** is up with all this ******* TOOTH PASTE POST?
#212 - conoriskool
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>Been studying Past few days
>No funnyjunk while studying
>Two days later, visit.
>Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples
>The internet

User avatar #239 to #212 - rhblink
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Aww, what a studious little boy you are


#174 - cadaverbox
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I've been gone for less than 8 hours for sleep and now everybody's putting toothpaste on their nipples.   
The **** is wrong with you people?
I've been gone for less than 8 hours for sleep and now everybody's putting toothpaste on their nipples.
The **** is wrong with you people?
User avatar #182 to #174 - troloool
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I belive it's some way to get high without weed.
Pfft.
User avatar #81 - swagswag
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in the past 30 minutes I have heard of it. and this is like the 4th post I've seen about pasting. What the hell happened during my fap?
#160 - mcquiston
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Hate to be a party pooper, but pasting is ******* stupid, disagree? Telling me to shut the **** up? Ok, lets see how you're looking in 5 years time, then tell me to shut the **** up. Fag.
User avatar #170 to #160 - redwolfradolf
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Just another stupid thing stoners have come up with.... right?
Please tell me this isn't real....
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User avatar #168 to #165 - mcquiston
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It could get -100 thumbs and i'd still not care really, it's the truth isn't it? Thanks +1 for you.

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#171 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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Alright, many people have no idea if this is even true, and it is.   
it does get you high and the chemical getting you high is called Fluoride.   
Fluoride is a class 6 toxin (the same class as Cyanide) and what people are doing is dangerously poisoning themselves with this substance.   
If you think i am just ************ ill wait while you go get your tube of tooth paste so you can study the nice warning label that comes with it..   
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Ok got it?    
yeah nasty **** ay?    
that is why you spit the toothpaste out.   
What is happening is the Fluoride is passing through your nipples directly into your blood stream and being fast tracked to your brain, the high you are feeling is much like the high you get from sniffing petrol and it comes from your brain dying.    
Not only that but this chemical is stored within your brain for up to 30 days, giving you a nice bit of time to think about it...well actually i guess you will not be capable of that for a while so disregard that.    
   
Bone cancer is another nice side effect of Fluoride poisoning too (see wikipedia link on skeletal fluorosis)   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletal_fluorosis    
   
If you do this, you are not only severely damaging your brain but you are putting yourself at severe risk of bone cancer.   
   
TLDNR - Enjoy your bone cancer you ******* imbeciles.
Alright, many people have no idea if this is even true, and it is.
it does get you high and the chemical getting you high is called Fluoride.
Fluoride is a class 6 toxin (the same class as Cyanide) and what people are doing is dangerously poisoning themselves with this substance.
If you think i am just ************ ill wait while you go get your tube of tooth paste so you can study the nice warning label that comes with it..
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Ok got it?
yeah nasty **** ay?
that is why you spit the toothpaste out.
What is happening is the Fluoride is passing through your nipples directly into your blood stream and being fast tracked to your brain, the high you are feeling is much like the high you get from sniffing petrol and it comes from your brain dying.
Not only that but this chemical is stored within your brain for up to 30 days, giving you a nice bit of time to think about it...well actually i guess you will not be capable of that for a while so disregard that.

Bone cancer is another nice side effect of Fluoride poisoning too (see wikipedia link on skeletal fluorosis)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletal_fluorosis

If you do this, you are not only severely damaging your brain but you are putting yourself at severe risk of bone cancer.

TLDNR - Enjoy your bone cancer you ******* imbeciles.
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yolo.


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#185 to #171 - vynillabear
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but why the nipples?!
User avatar #194 to #185 - Hreidmar
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Easiest way to get the stuff into your bloodstream apart from swallowing it (but we're trained not to do that) or cutting your wrists and rubbing it in (which takes a very special needs sort of potato)
#188 to #171 - Holyshizznips
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**Holyshizznips rolled a random image posted in comment #481 at Funnyjunk problems **I don't know about nipples, but I know that things can be absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the gums and from underneath the tongue. Pretty sure it can be absorbed a hellova lot better there than the nipples, because of the close proximity of the blood vessels there to the skin. So... from what you're saying I'm killing my brain and giving myself bone cancer by brushing my teeth?
**Holyshizznips rolled a random image posted in comment #481 at Funnyjunk problems **I don't know about nipples, but I know that things can be absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the gums and from underneath the tongue. Pretty sure it can be absorbed a hellova lot better there than the nipples, because of the close proximity of the blood vessels there to the skin. So... from what you're saying I'm killing my brain and giving myself bone cancer by brushing my teeth?
User avatar #197 to #188 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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well there is a reason i do not buy tooth paste that contains the ****.
only reason i ever decided to research the topic is because a family friend had their child hospitalized after he ate flavoured tooth paste.
he is now Autistic.
User avatar #203 to #197 - Holyshizznips
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Seems like there'd be a lot more cases of bone cancer and brain damage due to toothpaste if that were the case. I don't feel like the amount of fluoride in toothpaste is enough to do damage. Most city water also contains trace amounts, to strengthen enamel on teeth. Pretty sure there'd be a lot more people running around with brain damage and bone cancer if they were caused by such small amounts, like that in toothpaste.
User avatar #208 to #203 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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http://www.environmentalhealthnews.org/newscience/2007/2007-0705wangetal.html
http://www.fluoridealert.org/chinese/index.html
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www.naturalnews.com/034399_fluoride_brain_damage_water_supply.html
http://www.greenfacts.org/en/fluoride/fluorides-2/09-dental-fluorosis.htm
fair few studies agree actually.
User avatar #210 to #208 - Holyshizznips
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Welll, damn. Thanks for the info. Thumbs and kudos to you, good sir. Good thing I don't drink city-water.. Wells ftw :D
User avatar #211 to #210 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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i know that feel man, born and raised on tank water.
User avatar #179 to #171 - jabbathesmut
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not only that but it sounds ******* retarded common guys
#172 to #171 - derak
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SCIENCE