troll dad. dad scared the hell out of me when i was pasted. hey kidda, why are we running nut so fast?. >Don't pay phone bill >Internet cut >Two days later, it's back >Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples >The internet pasting

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User avatar #63 - nicrofl (05/07/2012) [+] (26 replies)
My internet goes down for a couple of day and now every one is talking about pasting. Please tell me what it is, I want to be hip and understand these jokes.
User avatar #73 to #72 - nicrofl (05/07/2012) [-]
oh alright, Funnyjunk almost convinced me to rub toothpaste on my nipples. Don't paste, stick to meth.
#126 - coonmix (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Don't pay phone bill
>Internet cut
>Two days later, it's back
>Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples
>The internet
User avatar #131 - banette (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't get on FJ for one day, and I come back and everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples.

You people change so fast, almost always for the worse.
#255 - wumbology (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I was gone barely 3 hours and everyone decides to rub toothpaste on their nipples.
I was gone barely 3 hours and everyone decides to rub toothpaste on their nipples.
#104 - warumo (05/07/2012) [-]
what the **** is up with all this ******* TOOTH PASTE POST?
#212 - conoriskool (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Been studying Past few days
>No funnyjunk while studying
>Two days later, visit.
>Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples
>The internet

#174 - cadaverbox (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I've been gone for less than 8 hours for sleep and now everybody's putting toothpaste on their nipples.   
The 						****					 is wrong with you people?
I've been gone for less than 8 hours for sleep and now everybody's putting toothpaste on their nipples.
The **** is wrong with you people?
User avatar #81 - swagswag (05/07/2012) [-]
in the past 30 minutes I have heard of it. and this is like the 4th post I've seen about pasting. What the hell happened during my fap?
#160 - mcquiston (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hate to be a party pooper, but pasting is ******* stupid, disagree? Telling me to shut the **** up? Ok, lets see how you're looking in 5 years time, then tell me to shut the **** up. Fag.
#171 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/07/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Alright, many people have no idea if this is even true, and it is.   
it does get you high and the chemical getting you high is called Fluoride.   
Fluoride is a class 6 toxin (the same class as Cyanide) and what people are doing is dangerously poisoning themselves with this substance.   
If you think i am just 						************					 ill wait while you go get your tube of tooth paste so you can study the nice warning label that comes with it..   
....   
....   
....   
Ok got it?    
yeah nasty 						****					 ay?    
that is why you spit the toothpaste out.   
What is happening is the Fluoride is passing through your nipples directly into your blood stream and being fast tracked to your brain, the high you are feeling is much like the high you get from sniffing petrol and it comes from your brain dying.    
Not only that but this chemical is stored within your brain for up to 30 days, giving you a nice bit of time to think about it...well actually i guess you will not be capable of that for a while so disregard that.    
   
Bone cancer is another nice side effect of Fluoride poisoning too (see wikipedia link on skeletal fluorosis)   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletal_fluorosis    
   
If you do this, you are not only severely damaging your brain but you are putting yourself at severe risk of bone cancer.   
   
TLDNR - Enjoy your bone cancer you 						*******					 imbeciles.
Alright, many people have no idea if this is even true, and it is.
it does get you high and the chemical getting you high is called Fluoride.
Fluoride is a class 6 toxin (the same class as Cyanide) and what people are doing is dangerously poisoning themselves with this substance.
If you think i am just ************ ill wait while you go get your tube of tooth paste so you can study the nice warning label that comes with it..
....
....
....
Ok got it?
yeah nasty **** ay?
that is why you spit the toothpaste out.
What is happening is the Fluoride is passing through your nipples directly into your blood stream and being fast tracked to your brain, the high you are feeling is much like the high you get from sniffing petrol and it comes from your brain dying.
Not only that but this chemical is stored within your brain for up to 30 days, giving you a nice bit of time to think about it...well actually i guess you will not be capable of that for a while so disregard that.

Bone cancer is another nice side effect of Fluoride poisoning too (see wikipedia link on skeletal fluorosis)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletal_fluorosis

If you do this, you are not only severely damaging your brain but you are putting yourself at severe risk of bone cancer.

TLDNR - Enjoy your bone cancer you ******* imbeciles.
#229 - smittywjmjensen (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I am sure nobody mentioned toothpaste when i visited FJ yesterday. When did this start?
I am sure nobody mentioned toothpaste when i visited FJ yesterday. When did this start?
#19 - sandwicheater (05/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I can't tell if people are kidding, or if I should go and buy a large amount of toothpaste...
#151 - tesa (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
did i miss something? what is this all about pasting?
#155 to #153 - tesa (05/07/2012) [-]
who else could get the idea of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples than 4chan ...?
#373 - schwoosh (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
well.... 40 minutes now, and nothing, probably because i didn't believe it would work...   
mfw when sitting 40 minutes like a douche with toothpaste on my nipples
well.... 40 minutes now, and nothing, probably because i didn't believe it would work...
mfw when sitting 40 minutes like a douche with toothpaste on my nipples
#236 - skywalkin (05/07/2012) [+] (13 replies)
wtf is all this toothpaste **** ........
#382 - iamasian (05/07/2012) [-]
This guy must really care about his dental hygiene.
#388 - elvisestamuerto (05/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
fj you so silly
#290 - vdo (05/07/2012) [-]
My face when this is the 2nd post about pasting nipples I've seen in the last 5 minutes.
User avatar #216 - misterklass (05/07/2012) [-]
So posts about getting high from toothpaste on nipples and using "le" is funny this week? Well i'll be seeing you guys next week.
#143 - crogarlic (05/07/2012) [-]
Anyone who believes this **** , DESERVES to have toothpaste on his nipples.
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