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Top 10 Most Badass Pokemon

2nd Gen Version: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/372261/Top+10+Most+Badass+Pokemon+2/<br />
Gengar: Just looks like an evil Clefaible, while Haunter has claws, fangs, and detachable hands.<br />
Dragonite: Looks like the retarded cousin in the whole Dragon-Pokemon family.<br />...more »
2nd Gen Version: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/372261/Top+10+Most+Badass+Pokemon+2/<br />
Gengar: Just looks like an evil Clefaible, while Haunter has claws, fangs, and detachable hands.<br />
Dragonite: Looks like the retarded cousin in the whole Dragon-Pokemon family.<br />
Mew: Mewtwo was created with enhanced fighting capabilities of Mew. Plus, Mew never technically beat him in a fight.<br />
Ditto: Is completely useless except as a pokemon sex toy<br />
Lapras: Pokedex description says it's kind and gentle<br />
Nidoking: #11
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Submitted: 04/16/2010
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User avatar #731 - fuckyeahseakinglol (01/14/2012) [-]
This is the single worst epic pokemon list I have ever seen
You said hugging Jolteon puts you into anaphylactic shock.
Anaphylactic shock is when you have an allergic reaction to something.
Also, Muk sucks dick. Scyther sucks dick. Rhydon sucks dick.
And, Blastoise is not 10 feet tall. And those are not rocket launchers.
They are water cannons. He is 5'3".
www.serebii.net/pokedex-rs/...
User avatar #730 - Rattenhoofd **User deleted account** (09/19/2010) [-]
Charizard > Mewto easily
User avatar #729 - Crusader (08/26/2010) [-]
Dragonite
User avatar #728 - EMODOG (08/11/2010) [-]
i thought peein blood was normal for girls
User avatar #727 - SovietMudkip (05/23/2010) [-]
all good cept 4 mew2... i think he's a faggot
#726 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
What the fuck happened to Nidoking?!
#716 - anonymous (04/19/2010) [-]
hitmonlee?!
User avatar #715 - pickletoe (04/19/2010) [-]
#12 aerodactyl
User avatar #706 - ManintheBox (04/18/2010) [-]
is there a number 2 yet? someone throw me a link if so
User avatar #695 - codsquad (04/17/2010) [-]
you forgot MEW, NITOKING, DITO, GENGAR, and SNORLAX( i said snorelax because he cant be moved and if he sits on you your dead)
#694 - GenrealShepherd (04/17/2010) [-]
Top Ten worst ones
10.GoldDuck 5.scyther
9.Dragonite 4.marowak
8.Articuno 3.Charmeleon
7.Porygon 2.Rhyhorn
6.jynx 1.Venusaur
#731 to #694 - anonymous (08/14/2011) [-]
Golduck is one badass motherfucker
User avatar #699 to #694 - EagleEye (04/18/2010) [-]
marowak is a beast! it'll kill you then use your bones as weapons!
User avatar #697 to #694 - TarnRazor (04/17/2010) [-]
Yeah, Magikarp definitely shouldn't be in there...
#698 to #697 - GenrealShepherd (04/17/2010) [-]
oh i searched it online to see what other people said and where do you see him at?
#693 - anonymous (04/17/2010) [-]
Instead of muk may I suggest one of the Legendary birds? or perhaps Dragonite, Golem, or Machamp (4 arms!). I just never liked Muk i guess.
User avatar #692 - cinderpaw (04/17/2010) [-]
What about charmander? he's epic!
User avatar #691 - LysolToYourSpam (04/17/2010) [-]
second gen badass pokemon
thats a LIE!
#690 - Saquatch (04/17/2010) [-]
2nd gen list must haves: typhlosion and tyranatuar
User avatar #719 to #690 - TheSpitfire **User deleted account** (04/19/2010) [-]
You got your wish.
#689 - kuhnboy (04/17/2010) [-]
eh, more like
10. Mew
9. Pidgeotto8. Gengar7. Charizard6 Tauros5Moltres4Blastoise3Dragonite2. Squirtle1.Arcanine
User avatar #688 - Brass (04/17/2010) [-]
I've always wondered about Blastoise, those rocket launchers just seem to come out of nowhere when compared to every other pokemon. Makes you think the creators were like "Fuck It! Let's make this pokemon super badass." Just my opinion. Good list, thumbs up for you.
#687 - Lotias (04/17/2010) [-]
If you make a generation 3 list, the weather trio. Oh fuck they don't exist...
#686 - anonymous (04/17/2010) [-]
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Do a TOP TEN WORST. #1: Chimchar. And its family.
-Chris
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