Girl Logic

People get friend zoned. You get friend zoned. You have probably friend zoned someone.

You see this cat? This cat was friendzoned.

This cat got over it.

Why does everyone think that this is how we act in real life?

when they both meet

Most of the FJ users

what's with these dots? why the hell is everyone making these?

People on here need to stop making so many rage comics about being friendzoned. The Funnyjunk male population is starting to sound like a group of preteen girls.

The first 1000, maybe even 2000, of these friendzoned comics made me laugh, but now they are kind of over used.

technically its 50% OC

In all seriousness though, there is no right way for a girl to reject most of you guys. Whatever she says you'll take it the wrong way.

"I don't like you romantically" - Oh she friendzoned me because she wants a douchebag.
"You're not my type" - Oh it's because of the way I look.
"I don't want to ruin our friendship" - Oh I'm not good enough for her, I'll just ignore her from now on.

I'm not saying you should not be hurt when you get rejected, I've had my fair share of pain as well, just don't blame it all on her. It's not like you'd say yes to any girl, you need to be attracted to her. Approaching a girl like the typical "nice guy" (Quotation marks because not every nice guy is really a nice guy, some just call themselves that so people will feel sorry for them) is usually not the best way to get her to like you. There's a bigger chance she'll start to see you as one of her gay friends, show her you are interested in her from the start. You don't have to take that advice, it's up to you.

when in doubt RAPE!

Its fine to act this way on the internet, where no one really judges or knows you

but you are a stupid fuck if you talk to women like this in real life. Women (not bitches) deserve the utmost respect and your absolute best manners.


TL;DR respect women, at least in real life

MFW I get friendzoned