Oh God Why!?

No.

Damn it Bottle of Water, what do you have against watermelons?

LOL!

<MFW "LOL"

I don't know, it's 4:50 in the morning and I should go to bed.
Just... look at his username and the picture he posted as his comment.

okay? why are funny and sumtin in italics? unless I'm a retard I don't get your joke

Fuck... I meant to make muttin in italics, not funny, because it's bad joke eel and muttin and sumtin rhyme... The irony is that it's actually a great example of a real bad joke, because even with the bad joke eel picture, no one understood it... I'll just delete that comment now...

that one comment made me laugh harder than front page has

The one you just replied to or my original comment that I deleted?

the one I replied to. There was just something about it.
But what if it was your original comment?
You would have deleted a comment others thought were funny. Think of all the lost opportunities!

Well fuck. What do I have to lose? A couple of thumbs? They don't even matter anyway. So for the rest of you reading this, here was my original comment that was in reply to comment #9:

What's so funny mutton? Am I missing sumtin?

Was this worth your time fellow FJers? Will you laugh at it? Probably not, but again, what do I have to lose?

you don't have much to lose since the post is more than 24 hours old

That too; good point. Well, I hope that you at least respect my efforts to make a couple of bros smile, better luck next time I guess. I think I might start browsing the newest uploads and do what shadowrated, ragingbrony, and the other top commenters do: knowing that 40 out of all of the days uploads will make the front page, post a relevant comment on as many posts as I possibly can, so I can get top comment and do what I love to do: read peoples' replies to my comments; they usually entertain me more that the post because I enjoy seeing how people modify my comment to make it even funnier or more intersting.

I've stopped trying to make funny comments... :/ too much effort

That's the downside. I'll probably be able to do it for week, then I'll just give up entirely and post absolutely nothing for the next month. There's just simply not enough time, it would seem.

you also run out of ideas real quick
the way I get thumbs now is if I bitch about something and make it sort of funny
or I piggyback off the top comments

I'll admit, I piggybacked off of a top comment just earlier today:
http://funnyjunk (.) com/funny_pictures/3665880/the+stages+of+tanning/44#
I'm happy and surprised because I have never gotten this many thumbs on a comment before (it's in the top 15) and I thought it would get the usual -5 to15.
mfw I saw the amount of thumbs it had when I first logged back in since posting it.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3195655/SOPA+leader+is+a+copyright+violator/33#33
I think this might be my highest comment
I went through a lot of work to find that, so I hope ad­min creates a highest rated comment filter for individual users

Last word: *interesting*

What are the fucking chances.

I can't say I'm not astonished

>Rolled a relevant image.
>Rolled an image that is on the post.
>Rolled image from a comment on the post.

You're god.

Welled played sir, well fucking played.

wow

perfect roll!

wow...

It's from this same FUCKING POST!

Dude...

that gif!

True words of hope.

GROSS. Put a warning before you post a gore image

*Warning Gore Image above*

WHY?!