Would be better off with a spoon

i think the more appropriate question is how?

how you would eat anything else with a fork im assuming

the popcorn would break apart before you could get it to your mouth. think about it. a small dry piece of popcorn would break apart if you try to get on a fork, where it's impaled by at least 3 wide and flat metal tines all at once. and you could only eat one at a time, which is no fun. and considering the force required to push the fork down into the popcorn to get it on the fork, it would also crush the popcorn below it, so you end up with very small, joyless popcorn

the same way you eat rice with a fork. you scoop it.

i don't like eating my rice with my hands....

i meant for popcorn. and for utensils, wouldn't a spoon be more proper for scooping food? but if you're going to scoop popcorn with a fork, you're not gonna get much popcorn. hands win, then.

sigh. i know you meant for popcorn. a spoon would be better for scooping however spoons are for soup and ice cream. have you ever tried scooping popcorn with a fork? it can be done. and no your hands do not win because then you get a shit ton of butter on your hands which just gets annoying. fork wins.

i dont mind the butter. also, you can't fap with a fork. hand wins

Can't fap with a fork?
Not with that attitude you can't.

ah damn, i was waiting for the right moment to say that earlier, too

you cant? or you haven't tried?

doesn't sound like a good idea, but then again we've been arguing about forks for an hour

27 minutes actually

ah

it seems we are at an impasse.

So then give him iocane powder.

i have absolutely no idea what that is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s0UURBihH8