be ready to LOL. this is a repost, but i havnt seen it since like last year, so i wanted to pass on teh lulz. After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known
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this is a repost, but i havnt seen it since like last year, so i wanted to pass on teh lulz

After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots (marked with a "PH and the solutions
recorded [marked by an "5") by maintenance
engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
St Left Inside main the almost replaced.
P: Test flight UK, except dutchland very rough.
St, Dutchland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
5: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
St Live bugs on back order.
Pt Auto pilot in mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St Can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
til: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
St DME volume set more believeable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in {FF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode,
P: Suspect crack in windshield.
St Suspect you' re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
St Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, tht right and
be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with Mics.
P: Mouse in cockpit
St Cat installed in cockpit:
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
...

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#24 - bcmn (05/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than my comment number.

...."Lemme hear it"
#3 - willtheweary (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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"took hammer away from midget" LOL
#59 - bacontheif (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#46 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I couldnt laugh due to that feel post
I couldnt laugh due to that feel post
User avatar #16 - thecratcher (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Note to self: Become Maintenance Engineer
#96 - Trustfull (05/05/2012) [-]
P: Crack in center console
S: On my way.
#31 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
#49 - RandomDoofus (05/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, it's a repost, but a funny one and the description was honest so you'll get my thumb.   
   
   
   
FUN FACT: Not a single FedEx plane ever crashed.
Yes, it's a repost, but a funny one and the description was honest so you'll get my thumb.



FUN FACT: Not a single FedEx plane ever crashed.

#7 - TitfaceMcGee (05/05/2012) [-]
"Took hammer away from midget"
#110 - daftspectres (05/05/2012) [-]
the pilots
#17 - gracefuldamned (05/05/2012) [-]
This is old. Still ******* laughed.
#111 - axry (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I want to believe this, but I just can't
#78 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/05/2012) [-]
Mouse in cockpit
Cat installed in cockpit


#8 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If these are actual repair logs then the mechanics are the funniest men that have ever lived.

OP would get my thumb a thousand times, laughed till it hurt.

'Engine found on right wing after brief search' got me.
#65 - antiphates (05/05/2012) [-]
This acctually made me laugh. Well done OP, have a thumb and this wierd gif.
This acctually made me laugh. Well done OP, have a thumb and this wierd gif.
#61 - williamz (05/05/2012) [-]
Best thing on front page today!
User avatar #82 - jjotu (05/05/2012) [-]
I used to work in the Aviation field, and have seem many on these type of jokes. One Of favorite was:
P: Crack found on center console.
S: Smoked, found okay.
User avatar #1 - guillnae (05/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
GIVE THIS MAN THUMBS AND 3 FRONTPAGES
I DONT GIVE A **** IF ITS A REPOST; MADE ME ******* LOL MORE THAN ALL YOUR OC TOGHETER FOR A GOD DAMN MONTH!!
<3 luv yall
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