business card

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#12 - yeahs (05/05/2012) [-]

I googled Don Ho.

Apparently he has Tiny Bubbles.

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#17 - atonofcheese (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

MFW

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#128 to #17 - dovnborg (05/05/2012) [-]

hehehehehhehe, good one!

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#38 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [+] (57 replies)

what's the difference between XML and HTML?

sorry for being dumb or whatever

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#63 to #38 - misterklass (05/05/2012) [-]

To my understanding HTML is used to display data on webpages, It's focus is how data looks, While XML is for transporting and storing data.

Keep in mind that's what i learned in 3 minutes and a few google searches.

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#67 to #63 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

I see, thanks very much. :)

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#200 to #38 - freakyorange (05/10/2012) [-]

I happen to be in a class on this. HTML is the basic code websites are in, and XML is for specific details, like CSS.

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#201 to #200 - broorb ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]

:p you're a little late to the party, but thanks all the same, haha.

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#58 to #38 - ManicalMayhem (05/05/2012) [-]

www.w3schools.com/xml/xml_whatis.asp

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#68 to #58 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

cheers :D

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#39 to #38 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

lolwut? really.......
HTML IS A SITE TYPE AND XML IS A FILE TYPE WDF

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#48 to #39 - amsel (05/05/2012) [-]

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#62 to #48 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

TRUE! BUT THEY ARE STILL RELATED TO THE INTERNET OR WEB BROWSER

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#41 to #39 - thanksgivingturkey (05/05/2012) [-]

Sorry we aren't all pros.

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#45 to #41 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

BASIC INFORMATION!!!!
.XML IS OBVIOUSLY A FILE TYPE, NO ONE EVER USED IT IN SCHOOL OR PROJECTS ANYTHING?!

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#46 to #45 - thanksgivingturkey (05/05/2012) [-]

Yes. Because letters obviously mean it's a file. You don't see how someone who isn't super tech- savvy like yourself could get XML and HTML mixed up?

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#47 to #46 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

WAT!?!?!?
OH JEEZ HOW DOES KNOWING THE WEB FOLLOWS HTML FORMAT AND .XML IS FILES FOR A PROJECT IS SUPER INTERNET SAVVY I'M NOT EVEN ITT
I HEARD HTML5 ON THE NEWS AND .XML WHEN I WAS IN ELEMNTARY ITS CALLED HAVING A MEMORY

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#49 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2012) [-]

2/10

Remain un rustled

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#50 to #49 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

RUSTLED FOR WHAT?
I'M TRYING TO EDUCATE THE UNEDUCATED

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#52 to #50 - misterklass (05/05/2012) [-]

How can someone so uneducated educate someone else?

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#73 to #52 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

^ I second this, hahaha

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#60 to #52 - iizspiderman (05/05/2012) [-]

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#55 to #52 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

I DONT KNOW BUT IT WORKS PUUURFECTLY

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#59 to #55 - runtz (05/05/2012) [-]

Obvious troll / idiot is obvious.

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#61 to #59 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

WE NEED MORE PURPLE LINES

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#70 to #61 - bigxred (05/05/2012) [-]

0/10

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#95 to #88 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

this might be the longest comment thread I've ever begun

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#103 to #95 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

SEEN LONGER

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#158 to #103 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

you're pretty dedicated, aintcha?

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#126 to #103 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2012) [-]

bitch

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#56 to #50 - garnykins (05/05/2012) [-]

... Your cruise control is terribly, terribly broken.

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#57 to #56 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

... CAPS ARE TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY BROKEN.

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#53 to #50 - SuperVenatus (05/05/2012) [-]

CAPS BECAUSE FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU.

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#64 to #53 - kikkilinu (05/05/2012) [-]

How the fuck is your user title a different color? o.o

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#71 to #64 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

apparently it means your account was made in 2011 or before

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#78 to #71 - kikkilinu (05/05/2012) [-]

Ah, I see. I just noticed mine is too D:

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#81 to #78 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

yes ma'am (:

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#85 to #81 - kikkilinu (05/05/2012) [-]

SIR MOTHERFUCKER!
I kid, but yeah. It's sir. XD
But thanks dude/dudette.

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#86 to #85 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

Oh wow, I've never met a dude who uses "D:" before, hahahaha
my apologies, sir :P

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#89 to #86 - kikkilinu (05/05/2012) [-]

I use it to show emphasis XD
And it's also a bad habit.

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#93 to #89 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

Haaa not at all, D: is a bare useful little thing :p

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#54 to #53 - dimitrilu (05/05/2012) [-]

IM BLUEEEE

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#69 to #39 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

my apologies, haha, my knowledge of such things is very limited

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#74 - warvolk (05/05/2012) [-]

fuck.

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#141 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [+] (12 replies)

That's very cool, but that's nothing. Check this out.

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#142 to #141 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

Egg Shell, with Romalian type.

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#143 to #142 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

You ain't seen nothing yet.

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#144 to #143 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

Raised lettering.
Pale Nimbus...
White.

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#145 to #144 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

Impressive...

Let's see Paul Allen's card.

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#147 to #145 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

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#151 to #147 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

Look at that subtle off-white coloring... the tasteful thickness of it... OH my GOd... It even has a watermark...

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#152 to #151 - goochmaster (05/05/2012) [-]

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#173 to #152 - Pikles (05/05/2012) [-]

Later that night

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#168 to #152 - LegititmateKyle (05/05/2012) [-]

What's this from?

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#172 to #170 - LegititmateKyle (05/05/2012) [-]

I'll have to check it out sometime.

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#149 to #142 - dinosaurkingbyg (05/05/2012) [-]

Impressive. Very Nice.

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#2 - portshadow (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

XML, clever...

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#107 to #2 - derpiestofhooves (05/05/2012) [-]

what?

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#198 to #107 - portshadow (05/06/2012) [-]

I'm taking Web Design courses for college, so when I saw this post I almost jumped out of my seat. I haven't learned XML yet, but from what I know, it stores data on an object, and describes it. In HTML (One of the languages understood by web browsers) it is usually used as a declaration for languages, versions, etc. Usually used before and after the !DOCTYPE entry.

For example.

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">

<html xmlns="www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

The first line tells us the version and encoding of the XML language. Second and third line tells the W3C validator what type of web document it is, as all webpages must come in a specific format and syntax. The three options are "strict, transitional, and frameset". This example has strict. 4th line declares the namespace (don't ask about that one, I don't know what it's about) which technically you don't need to include, seeing as W3C defaults to "xmlns=www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"

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#119 - ShockedNazi (05/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)

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#163 to #119 - zapgod (05/05/2012) [-]

ah dude stop my eyes hurt

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#150 to #119 - superninjacookie (05/05/2012) [-]

Fukkin saved!

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#153 - anormalbrony (05/05/2012) [-]

seriously, fucking genius

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#171 - marlkarxthethird (05/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#179 to #171 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2012) [-]

?

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#181 to #179 - Ekans (05/05/2012) [-]

Such bad luck

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#175 to #171 - smokingman (05/05/2012) [-]

#wank

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#140 - awwwhellno (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#132 - randomathon ONLINE (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Everyone call Don Ho and tell him his business card is amazing.

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#135 to #132 - idividedbyzero (05/05/2012) [-]

he's a douche. do not call

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#118 - inuaku (05/05/2012) [-]

**inuaku rolled a random image posted in comment #324 at Well hello there. ** My card

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#148 - simoon **User deleted account** (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #340 at Brostuff **

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#182 to #148 - Ekans (05/05/2012) [-]

**Ekans rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Cucumber salad **

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#136 - iaskedalexandria (05/05/2012) [-]

Excuse me while I stalk Don Ho to tell him he has an awesome business card.

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#117 - naadrebel (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**naadrebel rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Lemme go :,( **
my business card

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#184 - jiggyjohns (05/05/2012) [-]

this post is remindin me of american psycho

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#124 - barondante (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Shut up and take my 011111 010101 01111001!

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#165 to #124 - Marker (05/05/2012) [-]

Shut up and take your Ouky?

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#31 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

...never has this reaction .gif been more appropriate

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#43 to #31 - triggathepirate (05/05/2012) [-]

THIS IS MY SHIT.
I love how fuckin sounded high when he sa-
Hold on, I have to return some video tapes.....

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#76 to #43 - broorb ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]

hahahahahaha, made me laugh, internets for you :D

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