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iamtheonlypro (05/05/2012) [-] 
Soooooo, there once was a panda named Jamal. He was going to the market and stumbled upon a giant dildo. He took the giant dildo to the gaping asshole genie and the genie granted him a wish for each 5 feet of the dildo. His first wish was to have lots of bamboo shaped like penises. Second he wanted a chariot. A chariot fit for the gods. Except for the fact that this chariot was made out of spaghetti and 7 month old fermented diarrhea. Lastly he wanted a milkshake made of polonium, urine, broken glass, and puss. In the end he got all his wishes, but he noticed his dildo was 20 feet long so he should get 4 wishes. The genie refused to give him the last wish. So one night when the genie was sleeping inside his giant nutsack, the panda rubbed the nutsack and the genie came out and to his surprise, the panda had a throwing knife. He threw it at the genies face and the genie died.
And that's the story on why you should never deceive a panda.
The only reason I wrote this is because I wanted to test if my name is blue without getting red thumbs
And that's the story on why you should never deceive a panda.
The only reason I wrote this is because I wanted to test if my name is blue without getting red thumbs
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lookitdatass (05/05/2012) [-] MFW The time warp deleted my account...
also Anon posts tits below me
also Anon posts tits below me
