Wanna slap a bitch. This girl is on my facebook page, and I was ( and still am ) completely dumbfounded.. 50 : In about ' 1 this any my age) comes up to me tita Wanna slap a bitch This girl is on my facebook page and I was ( still am ) completely dumbfounded 50 : In about ' 1 this any age) comes up to me tita
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Wanna slap a bitch. This girl is on my facebook page, and I was ( and still am ) completely dumbfounded.. 50 : In about ' 1 this any my age) comes up to me tita

This girl is on my facebook page, and I was ( and still am ) completely dumbfounded.

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guys feel about girls.
This girl makes me ashamed call
myself a female.
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#10 - danikay
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(05/04/2012) [-]
If a boy offered to buy me food I would sit with him, chat with him, maybe get his number.   
   
but that never happens to me.
If a boy offered to buy me food I would sit with him, chat with him, maybe get his number.

but that never happens to me.
User avatar #27 to #10 - fedor
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(05/04/2012) [-]
If you're fat then that's the answer.
#85 to #10 - Thadzhi
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Come to Denmark, I'll gladly buy you food. Hell I'd even throw in a ticket to the cinema. It'd be fun.
User avatar #552 to #85 - danikay
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Denmark sounds cool. <:DD
User avatar #553 to #552 - Thadzhi
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(05/06/2012) [-]
Denmark is cool if you stay away from the capital city, it's filled with retards.

The weather isn't something to brag about, but our way of living is. We're a happy people. And we love foreigners. I especially love foreigners who has a sexy accent(Americans/Brits). Oh well I also like the foreigners from other countries, but english is my favorite...
#524 to #10 - rplix
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Let's make it a date.
#303 to #10 - rooftoilet
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I'll buy you dinner :) And not Chinese **** either, I'd go all the way by taking you to a steak house. I am forever alone. :(   
   
   
gif unrelated.
I'll buy you dinner :) And not Chinese **** either, I'd go all the way by taking you to a steak house. I am forever alone. :(


gif unrelated.
User avatar #551 to #303 - danikay
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(05/05/2012) [-]
I love steak.
And that gif seems amazingly related.
#12 to #10 - muttonchops **User deleted account**
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User avatar #15 to #10 - jugglingtacos
Reply +407 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
No guy ever does that to me either but I'm a straight male so that probably has a lot to do with that.
#75 to #15 - bmran
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(05/04/2012) [-]
#92 to #75 - SnugglyWuggly
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Get over here, bro.
Get over here, bro.
#468 to #92 - sophisticus
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#82 to #15 - mrbuzzkill **User deleted account**
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#93 to #82 - anon id: 81ad304b
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#322 to #93 - anon id: 92c86b07
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#199 to #15 - yettinarch
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(05/04/2012) [-]
&gt;MFW i take my best male friend out for food all the time.....
>MFW i take my best male friend out for food all the time.....
#482 to #199 - zionsype
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(05/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #546 to #482 - smercenary
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(05/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #515 to #15 - actioncereal
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(05/04/2012) [-]
either your name is blue or I've been staring at my computer too long
User avatar #537 to #515 - somepervert
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(05/04/2012) [-]
yup users who made their account before 2011 got blue names
User avatar #544 to #537 - Ekans
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Yeah bitches!
User avatar #545 to #15 - Ekans
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Dammit! Why didn't I think of that.
#367 to #15 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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(05/04/2012) [-]
That's too ******* deep man...   
   
   
Too ******* deep....
That's too ******* deep man...


Too ******* deep....
User avatar #174 to #15 - derpiestofhooves
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I'll buy you food!
#79 - SpcRamon
Reply +94 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
When you see this picture, you are actually looking at not just one stupid cunt. You are looking at 22 stupid cunts. The one who posted this and believe that it is her lucky day, and the 21 people who liked this.

And then people wonder why i am such a dick to some people. Believe me, i had my fair share of bitches like that. I was chatting to this girl for about 2 months, she looked nice and everything so i asked her out on a date. We were going to meet at the Barnes & Noble at the mall. When i was waiting for her, this massive elephant like black chick walked behind me, i should know, she practically shoved me aside in the small aisle when she walked past. Following her was the girl i was suppose to meet. I was about to speak up when they began to talk. Turns out the girl i been talking to was the fat chick, and the skinny girl behind her was going to record the entire thing and post is on youtube for ***** and giggles. I stayed out of sight and watched them turn impatient as they waited for me. They even tried calling. Finally, after 1 hour of watching and listening to them speak about how they were going to embarrass me on and all that ****. I simply called them while i walked out and started talking **** to her. Calling her a massive black hole and that i hope her friend gets eaten by her. I told them i was sitting right behind them the whole time. Apparently her friend was so fat that i really didn't need to hide all that much.

MFW i walk out of there like a boss.
#186 to #79 - anon id: 95bdc2ba
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Cool story bro.
No seriously, it's a cool story.
User avatar #439 to #79 - invasor
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Dude, really cool, I feel the win in my skin. got happy when good things happend to bros.
#216 to #79 - thehandofgod
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I and the entire male community award you one planet earth. This type of currency is even higher than an internet, so spend it wisely you. You deserved it you awesome little ****** you.
#344 to #216 - SpcRamon
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I will spend this currency and have a remake of the Wizard of OZ.   
And a different ending for Mass Effect 3.   
   
   
Everyone wins.
I will spend this currency and have a remake of the Wizard of OZ.
And a different ending for Mass Effect 3.


Everyone wins.
#11 - DevDizzy
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Damn she is a bitch.
#26 - paintballplayer
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I hope this is what happened to her after she ate her ******* chinese food.
I hope this is what happened to her after she ate her ******* chinese food.
User avatar #152 to #26 - jabzilla
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(05/04/2012) [-]
lmao source?
User avatar #154 to #152 - paintballplayer
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Hallpass with Owen Wilson
User avatar #172 to #154 - jabzilla
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(05/04/2012) [-]
haha thanks
User avatar #458 to #172 - meganinja
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(05/04/2012) [-]
you have strange tastes in porn.
User avatar #541 to #458 - jabzilla
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(05/05/2012) [-]
haha i only wanted to see if it was real...but i dont doubt there is porn of it some where lol
#143 - Zwaffel
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(05/04/2012) [-]
#201 - hewholaughs
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I feel bad for the guy...   
I mean as soon as he came out of the restroom. He probably looked at the table and saw that the chick wasn't there. I bet he thought the girl went to the restroom like he did and waited for her to get out. I would assume that he might have waited like 20 minutes. When the chick didn't come out he probably asked a waitress or waiter if they saw her. Only to be told that she left with the food... He was probably furious as hell, but at the same time he probably died a little on the inside.   
Women... what happened?
I feel bad for the guy...
I mean as soon as he came out of the restroom. He probably looked at the table and saw that the chick wasn't there. I bet he thought the girl went to the restroom like he did and waited for her to get out. I would assume that he might have waited like 20 minutes. When the chick didn't come out he probably asked a waitress or waiter if they saw her. Only to be told that she left with the food... He was probably furious as hell, but at the same time he probably died a little on the inside.
Women... what happened?
#145 - deeznutss
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
silly bitch
#360 - galkawhm
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
Yes, god wanted you to steal food from a nice man.

God allows rape so why the **** not?
#490 to #360 - zionsype
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Except Slavery is said to be wrong in the bible.
#411 to #360 - watchesupee
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(05/04/2012) [-]
You're...you're kidding, right?
User avatar #415 to #411 - galkawhm
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
I wish I was.
User avatar #417 to #415 - galkawhm
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
Hell, God HIMSELF raped a woman. The woman's name was Mary.

RAPE BABY JESUS!
#90 - draycora
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
&quot;God Treating me real nicelike toward my birthday&quot;   
&lt;- I hope this happens to her soon.
"God Treating me real nicelike toward my birthday"
<- I hope this happens to her soon.
#94 to #90 - mitsutori
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(05/04/2012) [-]
i hope its something heavier..
User avatar #129 to #94 - BrayBoy
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Or a bullet
User avatar #535 to #129 - scorpionfrommk
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
or all of the above but the bullet last
User avatar #41 - misterklass
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(05/04/2012) [-]
I suddenly realized why some men are gay...
#332 to #41 - anon id: 95bdc2ba
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Or you could be asexual you know.