Wanna slap a bitch. This girl is on my facebook page, and I was ( and still am ) completely dumbfounded.. 50 : In about ' 1 this any my age) comes up to me tita
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Wanna slap a bitch

This girl is on my facebook page, and I was ( and still am ) completely dumbfounded.

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Submitted: 05/03/2012
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#10 - danikay (05/04/2012) [+] (25 replies)
If a boy offered to buy me food I would sit with him, chat with him, maybe get his number.   
   
but that never happens to me.
If a boy offered to buy me food I would sit with him, chat with him, maybe get his number.

but that never happens to me.
User avatar #15 to #10 - jugglingtacos (05/04/2012) [-]
No guy ever does that to me either but I'm a straight male so that probably has a lot to do with that.
#79 - SpcRamon (05/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When you see this picture, you are actually looking at not just one stupid cunt. You are looking at 22 stupid cunts. The one who posted this and believe that it is her lucky day, and the 21 people who liked this.

And then people wonder why i am such a dick to some people. Believe me, i had my fair share of bitches like that. I was chatting to this girl for about 2 months, she looked nice and everything so i asked her out on a date. We were going to meet at the Barnes & Noble at the mall. When i was waiting for her, this massive elephant like black chick walked behind me, i should know, she practically shoved me aside in the small aisle when she walked past. Following her was the girl i was suppose to meet. I was about to speak up when they began to talk. Turns out the girl i been talking to was the fat chick, and the skinny girl behind her was going to record the entire thing and post is on youtube for shits and giggles. I stayed out of sight and watched them turn impatient as they waited for me. They even tried calling. Finally, after 1 hour of watching and listening to them speak about how they were going to embarrass me on and all that shit. I simply called them while i walked out and started talking shit to her. Calling her a massive black hole and that i hope her friend gets eaten by her. I told them i was sitting right behind them the whole time. Apparently her friend was so fat that i really didn't need to hide all that much.

MFW i walk out of there like a boss.
#11 - DevDizzy (05/04/2012) [-]
Damn she is a bitch.
#26 - paintballplayer (05/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I hope this is what happened to her after she ate her fucking chinese food.
I hope this is what happened to her after she ate her fucking chinese food.
#215 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> 1 girl on Facebook is a bitch,    
> ashamed to be a girl   
   
> Hitler was probably the most evil person known,    
> still not ashamed to be a guy
> 1 girl on Facebook is a bitch,
> ashamed to be a girl

> Hitler was probably the most evil person known,
> still not ashamed to be a guy
#514 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Pokemon Reimagined 3 ** < says we should kill her
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Pokemon Reimagined 3 ** < says we should kill her
#334 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [-]
i've had this convo saved for years
#201 - hewholaughs (05/04/2012) [-]
I feel bad for the guy...   
I mean as soon as he came out of the restroom. He probably looked at the table and saw that the chick wasn't there. I bet he thought the girl went to the restroom like he did and waited for her to get out. I would assume that he might have waited like 20 minutes. When the chick didn't come out he probably asked a waitress or waiter if they saw her. Only to be told that she left with the food... He was probably furious as hell, but at the same time he probably died a little on the inside.   
Women... what happened?
I feel bad for the guy...
I mean as soon as he came out of the restroom. He probably looked at the table and saw that the chick wasn't there. I bet he thought the girl went to the restroom like he did and waited for her to get out. I would assume that he might have waited like 20 minutes. When the chick didn't come out he probably asked a waitress or waiter if they saw her. Only to be told that she left with the food... He was probably furious as hell, but at the same time he probably died a little on the inside.
Women... what happened?
#145 - deeznutss (05/04/2012) [-]
silly bitch
#360 - galkawhm (05/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yes, god wanted you to steal food from a nice man.

God allows rape so why the fuck not?
#90 - draycora (05/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
&quot;God Treating me real nicelike toward my birthday&quot;   
&lt;- I hope this happens to her soon.
"God Treating me real nicelike toward my birthday"
<- I hope this happens to her soon.
User avatar #41 - misterklass (05/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I suddenly realized why some men are gay...
#398 - leprakanye (05/04/2012) [-]
While I hate women like this... there are a lot of horribly vile things I would do for free Chinese food.
#14 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why would you be ashamed of your gender because of something another girl did even though it is completely unrelated to you? I'm a dude and I'm not ashamed of being a boy because of Jeffrey Dahmer
#356 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why the hell would you be "ashamed to call yourself female" just because someone of your gender happened to do something stupid? That's ridiculous.
Men don't say "I'm ashamed to be male" whenever a guy's a douche.

Way to be an attentionwhore. By the way, just because you recognize stupidity doesn't mean you're a special little snowflake. In fact, you just proved how petty and desperate for male attention you are.

God, you go on FunnyJunk thinking that THIS is where all the "cool girls" are... but they're exactly the same, always talking about other women and going into tangents about how 'cool' and 'down to earth' they are, and 'how much they dislike other women'.
Hating your own gender isn't cool, kiddies.
#363 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
why is one girl on Facebook making you be ashamed of yourself and the entire female race?

it's like saying "i'm ashamed to be a Hogwarts student because Draco Malfoy is an asshole"
User avatar #181 - twilightlicious (05/04/2012) [-]
Some girls are cunts.

Some guys are cunts.

Regardless of gender, some people are just cunts.


It's an inherently human thing.
User avatar #6 - obliquezombie (05/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Avoiding an awkward situation? Free Chinese food on her birthday? And some guy offered to pay for it, knowing he may or may not score a date, or sex, or whatever he's after?

I see no problem with this.


User avatar #8 to #6 - hazzmatmogre (05/04/2012) [-]
at least tell the guy you aren't interested, it doesn't matter how awkward the situation is you still have to tell him. imagine how heart broken the guy was when he came out of the bathroom. THAT is what was wrong with it.
#158 - GRBanimefreak **User deleted account** (05/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wish i had a girl to steal my Chinese food.
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