Now you're thinking with Travis

#1 - sanshi

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(05/03/2012)[-]

Get crushed to death... the Portalgun cannot shoot where there is no Moon dust... or gel...

#4 to #1 - klavi [OP]

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(05/03/2012)[-]

But... I was just tr...and the imagination... and.

#6 to #1 - flemsdfer#397 on commentsRank#397

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(05/04/2012)[-]

False. Moon dust just happens to make a good portal conductor. It isn't the only thing portals can be placed on.

#8 - peyo

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(05/04/2012)[-]

1. jump from one mountain to another
2. drop the speed by going up
3. repeat as much as needed
4. land on some baloon thingy safely
5. ???
6. profit

2easy :x

#5 - akumamika**User deleted account**

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(05/03/2012)[-]

Shoot portal onto my stomach, then shoot one back into plane. Go through myself, sit back in my seat, remove portals, slap the stewardess for throwing me out and slap her again for the **** of it.

#3 - fycadius

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(05/03/2012)[-]

On way out place portal on inside of plane.
While falling over ocean call people who threw you off and tell them that if they do not throw a parachute out for you you will kill them with the ocean. They throw one.
Catch it in freefall and open it. Remove portals.
Place one portal on lighthouse wall close to ground, place other in the parachute. Climb into parachute portal to safety.

#7 - anon id: 32cfc3da

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(05/04/2012)[-]

Shoot a portal in my stomach.
Shoot the other below me.
Be eaten by myself.
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If I don't explode, I would have my particles cram together so I become a single point of matter.
That would make me become a black hole.
Devour Earth and rest of solar system.
Devour solar systems outside of our own.
Devour entire galaxy.
Devour neighboring galaxies.
Devour every galaxy in the universe.
Become Big Crunch.
Become second Big Bang.
I am the universe.
You are now all inside of me.
**** that's gay.