meanwhile in scotland

It's funny cause he's looking at the bathrooms!

Get it? Get it?

Actually, the "true Scotsman" is a myth. Historically, a sort of loincloth was worn under the kilt in order to protect the "delicates" from midges.

Source? I'm Scottish

Yeah, I realised there are fucking heaps

fucking loch lomond I live there muwhaaa

Fifer here, you'd be surprised how many scots are actually on funnyjunk. I found at least 4 people from my actual town here.

aye, just outside Edinburgh

Aye, Perthshire here

Wick, here.

bonnie banks of loch lomond reporting in

Edinburgh here.


...Picture not me. Just for the record.

Cattle here.

i am, dundee here

apologies? apparently I own a claymore by default, what's there not to like?

Plus the Sgian Dubh

I wear kilt in summer because its too hot for trousers and I don't like shorts. (The breeze is also top notch.)

and playing bagpipes lol

A guy used to walk around my college wearing a kilt and a pimp hat. Pretty cool guy.

we didn't even invent kilts so i call bullshit

"The kilt is a knee-length garment with pleats at the rear, originating in the traditional dress of men and boys in the Scottish Highlands of the 16th century."
-Wikipedia.

it was the vikings that invented it, we only invented the tartan design that goes on them.

Wasn't it tunic like things the Vikings wore (With trousers underneath it)?
Also the Picts wore kilts (As far as history can show anyway) and they were around before the Vikings and during.
Maybe theres 2 or more versions, a Scottish originating and a Norwegian etc, the same way there's a Scottish ghillie suit, and a Norwegian one.

perhaps, i just always thought the vikings brought them over when they invaded same as the romans brought haggis and bagpipes (stephan fry tought me that so it must be true)

Just hand over the piss and no one gets hurt.

they are bathroom doors. and he cant figure out which is men and which is women