You mean skidmarks?

oh those especially, but anything really.

toilet paper, shit, used condoms, tampons, new/unknown lifeforms, garbage, breakfast cereal, ice cubes, plastic bags etc.


INB4 being discussing: it's called public toilets. INB4 going in the woman's bathroom. There're public toilets that are for both sexes.

What about aborted fetuses?

I've encountered one or two of them before. Though I'm pretty sure that the one was actually just a newborn baby that no one wanted.

toilet is less costly than a hospital I guess.

I've come across a few crocodiles in my time, i like to blast them in the eyes.

If I saw a crocodile in a toilet then. I'd blast it in the eyes until it knew that I was the boss. Then I'd take it home as a pet. ... teach it to maul motherfuckers that piss on my damn seat.

somehow train it to track people down by smelling their urine. so it can rend the flesh of the asshole that purposely pisses on the public toilet seats.

Oh wait .... that's me sometimes.

I once trained one to bite peoples dicks off whenever they take a piss, so i'm the only one aloud to piss in that toilet.


Mwuhahahaha...

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