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Just an average conversation on Omegle..
This conversation...
Is the greatest conversation in the world.
This will be in your children's history books.
It?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
m best friend kills m pet purposely. u went
to their house to tell them m awarding who
finds m pet . m friend takes the ,
says ''I killed m pet" and slams the door in
m face. What do u ?
You: Open the door
You: Get on the fitter
You: Everybody walk the dinosaur
Stranger: Murder everyone like a dinosaur
You: Rape his goldfish.
Stranger: Burn his house down
You: Eat his remains
Stranger: Then upper deck his toliet
You: Rape the toilet into submission.
Stranger: Jizz on his keyboard
You: interrogate his cat in order's find the location of
the batman.
Stranger: Then use the cat as a pistol silencer
You: Fire it at the neighbor who witnessed the event.
Stranger: Then dump their children into 55 gallon
drums of battery acid
You: Drink the children infused acid concoction.
Stranger: Take a toxic caustic runny dump on their
new couch
You: Lick the couch clean, leave the burning building,
fly to the Galapagos Islands and begin working on a
new book
Stranger: Main Kampf ll
You: Sell the book to cave dwellers located in eastern
Asia and begin a nuclear holocaust.
Stranger: Build a giant snowshock with the radioactive
snow.
You: Go back to beach house in the Galapagos and
screen cap a conversation with some random stranger
on the internet
Stranger: Draw vulgar pictures on it, frame it, go to the
new abandoned Louvre in Paris and hang it next to the
Mona Lisa.
You: Laugh like a British 'Tard and post the whole thing
on Funnyjunk.
Stranger: Use military technology to find and kill all the
dicksuckers who repost it to wag
You: All of Funnyjunk shall salute you, you firstie
motherfucker. We shall meet again of the front page.
You have disconnected.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
m best friend kills m pet purposely. u went
to their house to tell them m awarding who
finds m pet . m friend takes the ,
says ''I killed m pet" and slams the door in
m face. What do u ?
You: Open the door
You: Get on the fitter
You: Everybody walk the dinosaur
Stranger: Murder everyone like a dinosaur
You: Rape his goldfish.
Stranger: Burn his house down
You: Eat his remains
Stranger: Then upper deck his toliet
You: Rape the toilet into submission.
Stranger: Jizz on his keyboard
You: interrogate his cat in order's find the location of
the batman.
Stranger: Then use the cat as a pistol silencer
You: Fire it at the neighbor who witnessed the event.
Stranger: Then dump their children into 55 gallon
drums of battery acid
You: Drink the children infused acid concoction.
Stranger: Take a toxic caustic runny dump on their
new couch
You: Lick the couch clean, leave the burning building,
fly to the Galapagos Islands and begin working on a
new book
Stranger: Main Kampf ll
You: Sell the book to cave dwellers located in eastern
Asia and begin a nuclear holocaust.
Stranger: Build a giant snowshock with the radioactive
snow.
You: Go back to beach house in the Galapagos and
screen cap a conversation with some random stranger
on the internet
Stranger: Draw vulgar pictures on it, frame it, go to the
new abandoned Louvre in Paris and hang it next to the
Mona Lisa.
You: Laugh like a British 'Tard and post the whole thing
on Funnyjunk.
Stranger: Use military technology to find and kill all the
dicksuckers who repost it to wag
You: All of Funnyjunk shall salute you, you firstie
motherfucker. We shall meet again of the front page.
You have disconnected.
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#23
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quesocnkane (05/03/2012) [-]
there's always the fag(s) at the end that say "screencap this!" or.. "Funnyjunk shall salute you"
THAT is what makes a 9gagger...
THAT is what makes a 9gagger...
#35
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romperstomp (05/03/2012) [-]
Zomg! someone said somthing random and whacky on the internet? harharharharhahrahar
That question was a family guy reference and these people didn't even notice.
#16
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willywally (05/03/2012) [-]
Wow, this is the funniest thing I have seen this week and will see this week. Best post ever.
#40
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N. Korean citizen (05/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4474865 at FJ Pony Thread **
1)You made this, its fake. font changes.
2)Its not even funny
3)I remember seeing this joke on tv (comments reminded me it was Family Guy)
1)You made this, its fake. font changes.
2)Its not even funny
3)I remember seeing this joke on tv (comments reminded me it was Family Guy)