America: the Story of Us. First comic on here, hope it doesn't suck. All OC..
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America: the Story of Us

First comic on here, hope it doesn't suck.
All OC.

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Submitted: 05/01/2012
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#22 - otik (05/01/2012) [+] (32 replies)
"real americans" are just a mixture of shitloads of europeans
#243 - cmcghie (05/01/2012) [+] (22 replies)
Europeans giving other countries shit for killing natives? And you say Americans are the ignorant ones? Spain alone killed 20 MILLION natives, over half the native population of the entire Americas. Britain slaughtered well over 4 million, and with the colonization of Africa European powers of France, Germany, Britain and Denmark slaughtered another 5 million natives. America wasn't even technically "America" when the natives began to be cleansed. It was still a British colony, and those were the policies of Britain.

Honestly, how stupid are the Eurofags on this site these days?
#169 - greatgatsby (05/01/2012) [-]
Commits genocide... gets away with it


U mad Hitler
User avatar #14 - jimboismynameo (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why are native Americans always shown as the bad guys in most cowboy movies?

its not their fault they were so damn awesome
#21 - otik (05/01/2012) [+] (26 replies)
#159 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
#116 - bostongreggissexy (05/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
HEY FUCK YOU OP!!   
   
We were more considerate than that.... we gave them blankets!   
   
   
   
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HEY FUCK YOU OP!!

We were more considerate than that.... we gave them blankets!



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#512 - notatrollface (05/02/2012) [+] (7 replies)
To all Europeans out there criticizing America for this saying how stupid we/they were, remember, these guys were first/second generation Europeans. So you're really just insulting yourself.    
   
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To all Europeans out there criticizing America for this saying how stupid we/they were, remember, these guys were first/second generation Europeans. So you're really just insulting yourself.

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#680 - amazingbrian (05/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#103 - swiftlikejesus (05/01/2012) [+] (14 replies)
im okay with this.
#121 to #115 - swiftlikejesus (05/01/2012) [-]
but, who arrived there first?
#16 - mossant (05/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Dont question it or we will bring democracy to your sorry ass
Dont question it or we will bring democracy to your sorry ass
User avatar #86 - xXMAQXx (05/01/2012) [-]
who made this? some unedjumacated punk?

eveyone knows they had dinner first...
#504 - therulethirtyfour (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>mfw British people are condemning America in the comments when the first Americans to do this were from Britain, and would continue to do so until the Revolutionary War
#686 - messerauditore (05/02/2012) [-]
I said no.
#614 - flyingnigga (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and he sleeps with your wife and lets you believe that his child is yours hahahaha pay back is a bitch
#432 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
remember than an interestingly similar thing happened in Australia, or in Africa.....?
User avatar #392 - greyshirt (05/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Weren't they still technically Europeans at that point in time?
#236 - CollinTB ONLINE (05/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I think it's funny that a good number of English colonists in early America came over just for religious tolerance. It's like some English citizens decide they're gonna be Muslims or something and the English church is like "cut that shit out," so the citizens are just like "no, fuck you, i'm going to the new world," and then get on a boat and sail to America, flipping the bird towards England the entire trip.
Then the church is like, "Nah it's cool, everyone there dies anyways," but the colonists get a bulldozer and push the Native Americans somewhere else, then start to build settlements and form an organized society then have a messenger pigeon or something haul ass to Buckingham Palace with a note that just says
"Fuck yooouuuuuuuuu.
-The colonists"

And that's how colonial American settlements came to be.
#718 - blahhhh (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK IS
#668 - bobcoolz (05/02/2012) [-]
And I fucking love it here
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