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#31 - applesforlife (04/30/2012) [-]
This is inaccurate on so many levels.   
   
-It's called a life, not a Mario.   
   
-The guy isn't hard, and he's giving head to a girl, starting to think he's gay.   
   
-The guy has a camel toe.
This is inaccurate on so many levels.

-It's called a life, not a Mario.

-The guy isn't hard, and he's giving head to a girl, starting to think he's gay.

-The guy has a camel toe.
#199 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
>see guy giving head to a girl
>first thing you do is to look at his penis

YOU ARE A QUEER HARRY
User avatar #44 to #31 - subaqueousreach (05/01/2012) [-]
-Lots of girls refer to lives as the character.

-You go down on women, not give them head. Unless they're a tranny.
Also, he's probably been down there a while. Licking vag stops being fun after the first 5 minutes.

-That's probably the lining on his boxers.
User avatar #89 to #44 - prisonerzero (05/01/2012) [-]
I dunno about you, but I think it's more fun the longer it lasts
#54 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
I used to think like you did. But you give someone head, because it is a 'head' job. AKA the head that is being referred to is your ACTUAL head, and not the tip of your penis.
User avatar #57 to #54 - subaqueousreach (05/01/2012) [-]
Well the second part of that point still stands true regardless.
User avatar #45 to #44 - commontroll (05/01/2012) [-]
My only problem with this is that you claim they refer to lives as the character.
User avatar #51 to #45 - subaqueousreach (05/01/2012) [-]
My gamer girl friends do it all the time
User avatar #53 to #51 - commontroll (05/01/2012) [-]
O_o I have several female friends who are gamers, and none of them ever do that.
User avatar #85 to #53 - penguinbombsquad (05/01/2012) [-]
Well everyone's different ya know?
User avatar #55 to #53 - subaqueousreach (05/01/2012) [-]
Huh, weird...
#36 to #31 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
-She's tricking him into thinking she's no good at video games by using improper terminology.
- His dick is tucked in, going straight upward towards his stomach.

-The fold in his pants is from said dick going straight up.
#33 to #31 - fuseku (04/30/2012) [-]
-you're staring and commentating on guys genitals, starting to think you're gay!
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