Bed and how it works with women

Am I the only one who actually likes cuddling in the middle of the bed?

Bitch please, i get all the space

sometimes its good to be single

How sad is it that I don't think this is funny at all because I just want a woman to sleep in the same bed as me. She could have literally 90% of the bed, I'd still be happy.

Oh God, I'm so alone.

So true, except you need to cut the space where I sleep in half and give half to the cat.

Bitch please, I sleep on the floor, and I'm single...

Sleepwalking is a wonderful thing

Don't forget the pets stealing territory on the bed.

My boyfriend and me sleep with our butts touching. That way we get plenty of bed each but we're still in contact with one another.

If your woman is all on you while you're sleeping it's a sign of affection. Better that than to have a woman who doesn't give a shit about you...

I once woke up with frost bite on one of my ass cheeks because the window was open and she had tactically privatized the blanket.

>mfw

Honestly. I never minded being on the edge of the bed. I love when she cuddles up to me. I think I have reverse claustrophobia whatever the term would be. Since the beds against the wall i'm pushed against the wall and she's on me like a leech!

A real woman's bed will have more pillows.

when my girlfriend did that to me I dragged her to the living room put her on the couch I was nice enough to put a pillow under her head and a blanket on top of her when she asked me why she was on the couch I said "you're trying to steal the last ownership I have in this house and your not going to take it"

*scrolling through the comments*

Am I the only one that likes to cuddle...? Why are you people splitting your bed in two...? Am I weird for liking one side of my bed to be against the wall...?

**justchill rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at bad joke time. part 2 ** MFW i don't have a bed

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