LMAO

"... bursts in to deers"

>easter sunday
>be me
>mom bursts into my room at 9, yelling at me to hunt for eggs
>wtf mom i'm 19
>call her a stupid floppy fishcunt for waking me up early
>decide to get up and look for these unfertilized embryos
>walking like a tired zombie around the house looking for these shits while she stands in the corner giggling profusely
>find one in the fucking oven, find another between 5 knives, that's fucking safe mom
>find 7 others in the randomest of places
>she says there's one more
>I look for 2 hours with no luck of finding it
>sudden urge to shit
>run to the bathroom to release the demons inside me
>hear a weird sounding plop
>it's the last fucking egg
>hear my mother on the other side of the door laughing like a coked up hyena
>she shoved an egg up my ass in the middle of the night
>mfw i'm technically a chicken

that awkward moment when you get really upset and burst into deers

>she bursts into deers
>spaghetti everywhere
wot

MFW burst into deers

"Hand solo"

YAY finally i get to use this

"she bursts in to deers"

that awkward moment when she burst into deers

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I remember the last time I turned into a deer... I just try to forget the whole experience.

"bursts into deers."

If i was her i would laugh my ass off at that!!