Economies

Socialism l
You have I cows, You give one to your neighbor,
Communism
You have I cow 5. The State takes both and gives you tame milk.
Fascism
You have I cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Na tum
You have I cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
Ewen: racism
You have I cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
then throws the milk away
Traditional Capitalism
You have I cows. You sell one and buya bull. Your herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism
You have I cow s, You sell one, and forte the other to produce the milk
of four cows, Later. you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
Enron Venture Capitalism
You have I cow s. You sell three of them to your publicly listed compo
using letters of credit opened by your -, at the bank, then
execute a debt/ equity swap with an associated general offer so that
you get all four cows back. with tax exemption for five cows. The mitt
rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman
Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual
report says the company owns eight cows. with and option on one
more, You sell one cow to buy a new president ofthe United states,
leaving you with nine cows. Ho balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull,
Andersen Model Capitalism
You have I cows. You shred them
French Capitalism
You have I cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads
because you want I cows.
Japanese Capitalism
You have I cows. You redesign them so they are if 1 o the site of an or-
binary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called ' market it worldwide.
German Capitalism
You have I cows. You revengineer them so they live for we years, eat
once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism
You have I cows. but you don' t know where they are, You decide to
have lunch.
Russian Capitalism
You have I cows. You count them and learn that you have S cows. You
count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn yet
have I cows. You open another bottle of vod .
Swiss Capitalism
You have soon cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the
owners for storing them.
Chinese Capitalism
You have I cows. You ahve no people milking them. You claim that
you have full emp you full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise,
Indian Captialism
You have I cow s. You worship them.
British Capitalism
You have I cows. Bath are mad.
Iraqi Capitalism
Everyone thnks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but
they don' t believe you and bomb the shit out of your country. You still
have no cows but at least you are part of a democracy
New Inland Capitalism
You have I cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sew.
Australian Capitalism
You have I cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for
a few celebratory beers.