fuck politics. just some random email i thought was funny... A wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish. I want to live fore
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just some random email i thought was funny..

A wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today. He said he would grant
me one wish.
I want to live forever," I said.
Sorry,' said the fairy,
I' m not allowed to grant wishes like that."
Fine," I said, "then I want to die after
Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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#1 - dubponies (04/29/2012) [-]
congress <------
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#3 - McBalls (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I was listening to "Who wants to live forever?" when I saw this. Needless to say this was my face.
#41 - auesis (04/30/2012) [-]
If I had 3 wishes;   
   
1) Soft immortality. In other words, only I can choose how I die, and only by my will can that happen. In every other way I am immortal as standard (no ageing, either). I do NOT want to live for all of time. I'd go insane.   
2) A localised Matrix jack that affects reality, a bit like in the second movie where Neo manages to use his powers to take out the Sentinels when he's not jacked in. This pretty much covers flight, super strength, martial art prowess, intelligent applications/skills, trench coats and shades.   
3) Ability to travel freely through the fabric of space and time.
If I had 3 wishes;

1) Soft immortality. In other words, only I can choose how I die, and only by my will can that happen. In every other way I am immortal as standard (no ageing, either). I do NOT want to live for all of time. I'd go insane.
2) A localised Matrix jack that affects reality, a bit like in the second movie where Neo manages to use his powers to take out the Sentinels when he's not jacked in. This pretty much covers flight, super strength, martial art prowess, intelligent applications/skills, trench coats and shades.
3) Ability to travel freely through the fabric of space and time.
#112 - mahaiz (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**mahaiz rolled a random image posted in comment #4046894 at FJ Pony Thread **
#35 - ariusbrightwing (04/30/2012) [+] (23 replies)
My 3 wishes:

1: The complete power over and to change light. That includes the ability to harden light to form weapons (warhammers **** yeah), to color it, to shoot it light magic, to make it hurt and heal, to harden light as a light shield to protect me from heat, exploding debris, other weapons and magic, stuff like that.

2: Instant biokinesis, however I can stop the process at a certain point. For example, I can be a human with large bird wings and a bird tail, or I can be a feral bird all together, I can even be an anthro bird that can speak. In addition to instantly changing my species, with biokinesis I can make cells reproduce at a faster rate, making me basically immortal to time. The light will protect harm, but time won't effect me. This leaves me with the options to die if I want and to not be completely immortal.

3: I was going to choose anything I draw to come to life at will, however since I have complete control over light, I'd have to go with....hmm....well, I suppose it could be considered a waste, but complete mastery over all kinds of weapons, so I know what I'm doing with the warhammer.

I will then use my power to save the world. They will give me medals, but I will trade them in as currency and have zeppelins build like airships for fantasy. I will also use them to have castles and such built in dwarven architecture. I will then shoot light everywhere in different colors and program them to not go away so there will be auras all over the place.

Congratulations, your world is now a fantasy world.

Pic related, it's my anthro bird with a double headed warhammer character named Arius Gald'Anar Brightwing. I also like banana laffy taffy.
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#107 - huckimfigh (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I would wish for the power to give people boners with my mind. Think about it, that one kid that pisses you off more than anything in the world is doing a presentation in front of the whole class and he's wearing sweatpants. You picked the wrong day to be comfortable, ************ . You nod towards his crotch and suddenly he springs a massive boner, bigger and harder than any he's had before, and the whole class notices.
#98 - wtfxbomberboom (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**wtfxbomberboom rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Ignorance ** What I wished for
#157 - potatotown (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**potatotown rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at title ** what i wished for
#134 - Dragma (04/30/2012) [-]
**Dragma rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Title **

My wish. No regrets.
#141 - hockeykicksass (04/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
but if your immortal...you could never retire, you would have to work forever
but if your immortal...you could never retire, you would have to work forever
#115 - grimmwaters (04/30/2012) [-]
&gt;MFW Politics.
>MFW Politics.
#39 - mrallex (04/30/2012) [-]
>he said he would grant me one wish.
>he said he would grant
>he said he
>he said
>HE
#72 - arkem (04/30/2012) [-]
My one and only wish, the power to kill cancer...from 4chan and funnyjunk...
#136 - cweepew (04/30/2012) [-]
**cweepew rolled a random image posted in comment #367 at When you see him ** what i wished for
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#128 - lordlucifer ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
**lordlucifer rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at Sad memories of the childhood (3) ** what i wished for
#50 - onkii (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that's smart
that's smart
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