fuck politics. just some random email i thought was funny... A wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish. I want to live fore
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just some random email i thought was funny..

A wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today. He said he would grant
me one wish.
I want to live forever," I said.
Sorry,' said the fairy,
I' m not allowed to grant wishes like that."
Fine," I said, "then I want to die after
Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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Submitted: 04/29/2012
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#246 - airthea (05/01/2012) [-]
**airthea rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at I think she is doing it wrong ** <<< My wish
#243 - theomcdwiggy (05/01/2012) [-]
**theomcdwiggy rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Pony Contest ** my wish
#239 - thehouseofderp (05/01/2012) [-]
**thehouseofderp rolled a random image posted in comment #477 at What i realized playing doom 3 **   
&lt;----my wish
**thehouseofderp rolled a random image posted in comment #477 at What i realized playing doom 3 **
<----my wish
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#233 - blahtherr (04/30/2012) [-]
**blahtherr rolled a random image posted in comment #307 at James Cameron is a hero ** my wish <<<
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#226 - doccom (04/30/2012) [-]
**doccom rolled a random image posted in comment #3962283 at FJ Pony Thread ** what i wished for and thanks god i didnt get.
#225 - gladiatorhawk (04/30/2012) [-]
**gladiatorhawk rolls 86** What i wish for are dubs.
**gladiatorhawk rolls 86** What i wish for are dubs.
User avatar #240 to #225 - theomcdwiggy (05/01/2012) [-]
**theomcdwiggy rolls 33**
User avatar #231 to #225 - cweget (04/30/2012) [-]
**cweget rolls 14**
User avatar #227 to #225 - doccom (04/30/2012) [-]
**doccom rolls 37**
#224 - omfglmao (04/30/2012) [-]
**omfglmao rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Being Skrillex ** what I wished for
User avatar #222 - itrollallday (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Well today I met a black ginger. I didn't get a wish, but still.
#220 - tailsx (04/30/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Yfw ** what I wish for
#216 - zeruaargi ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
"It's impossible you may say, but nothing is impossible with FAIRYGOD PARENTS!!!"
#210 - trollzorr (04/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

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User avatar #205 - pmilooo (04/30/2012) [-]
This is on Sickipedia just with a different ending.
#203 - anonymousdood (04/30/2012) [-]
**anonymousdood rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Dont you ever wish you were that cool? **
User avatar #221 to #203 - ofc (04/30/2012) [-]
150 million km away

Perfect Aim

875,000 miles.....
#197 - zanbanz (04/30/2012) [-]
**zanbanz rolled a random image posted in comment #670 at FUN ** I chuckled
User avatar #194 - pistro ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
Bitch please..

I just need a wish:
The Power Of Creation.

With that, I have all, I'm God.
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User avatar #245 to #236 - pistro ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
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