High people

put it in stoner-humor channel


trust me, this will get shitloads of thumbs

**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at CocaBear **

Its not that that drugs are wrong. Just people are doing them for the wrong reasons.

I snorted coke once.

It took forever to get that ice cube out of my nose

>try to play Magic with friends while stoned
>Zone out
>Friend takes my cards and starts playing against himself for me
>My reaction when I think Im controlling him

Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.

during prom yesterday my friend was on shrooms or something...he tried to kiss me ( im a guy) i stood there watching him for like 5 min lol

Every day I sit next to two stoner's at lunch. And for fun, I just bring up random arguments. I once said "What's better: the force, or the ability to fly?"

They argued straight for half an hour.
MFW I'm just sitting there watching them go at it.

I'm not on drugs because no one cares, i'm on drugs because it feels awesome.

first time this pic is related. never get to use it

What that guys below me said

lol megalize larijuana

my friend was high once
he started dry humping me and ran off to his car and drove it into a ditch

I love having conversations with high people

unless they're having a bad trip