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A small amount of
alcahol placed an a
scorpian will .rin. itake
it gar crazy
and sting
itself ta death
is a fear cf fun.
The creator of Mickey Mouse,
was afraid of mice.
t l r in
Cams can sleep standing up,
but} h_ e' y can only dream
The cigarette lighter was
Hippo milk is pink.
Yau' ll eat abaut 35, 000 cockies
in a lifetime!
Men are 6 times mare likely
fnl! , be str ck" lightning !."
The Soviet Union created
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Submitted: 04/29/2012
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#7 - TheMather ONLINE (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"The creator of Mickey Mouse", because no one here would have known who you were talking about of you said Walt Disney.
#34 - Silver Quantum (04/29/2012) [+] (22 replies)
#190 - StareDaddy (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#205 - hillbillydinosaur (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What if Strawberry Milk is actually Hippo Milk
User avatar #8 - Pryda (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Average life expectancy in the UK is roughly 80 years meaning to eat 35,000 cookies you would need to eat around 440 a year which is quite easily achievable BUT it doesn't really take into account the years when you're young and your parents won't let you eat any cookies because you never ate your vegetables from like six ******* nights ago. It also doesn't account for the years you spend as a student living off 16p Tesco's own noodles and you cannot afford the luxury's like cookies or quilted toilet paper... And also at some point in your life you're expected to get diabetes or some **** and when that happens too many cookies could potentially kill you so you wouldn't come anywhere close to reaching your 440 a year target.

Cookie fact is ******** ... unless you're a fat **** .
#209 - osamabimladen (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
men are six times more likely to be hit by lightning huh?

sounds about right, women should be in the kitchen.
#251 - cptnjosh (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
the cookie one is ******** , that means you have to eat 1 cookie everyday for your whole life until you are about 105 years old. Since the average life span is 78.1 minus the first year and a half of your life you will probably not have had a cookie yet, that means about 1.30 cookies a day. i love cookies and all but that fact is complete ******** .
User avatar #255 to #251 - ramoner (04/30/2012) [-]
Who only eats ONE cookie at a time?
#134 - sco (04/29/2012) [-]
No **** .. there's no lightning in the kitchen.
#3 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lightning have 6time less chance to strike in kitchen.
User avatar #207 to #40 - thatommygun (04/30/2012) [-]
Only women have such a dry humor.
#158 - ninjajunkie (04/29/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in Britain...
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#242 - reptarz (04/30/2012) [-]
34,999 down, 1 to go
#264 - beeradthelaw (04/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #263 - Schiffy (04/30/2012) [-]
"The creator of Mickey Mouse"... do you happen to mean Walt ******* Disney?
#258 - benedicto (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at ... ** hey this is from 9gag!
*hides under table and prepares for ********* .*
#219 - Aiwatcher (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
35,000 cookies you say?
User avatar #164 - omgitzflare (04/29/2012) [-]
"Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning."

That's because there aren't any thunder storms in the kitchen.

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