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#4 - badops (04/29/2012) [+] (23 replies)

As of right now I have an English substitute teacher. My regular English teacher is away mourning her mothers passing. So the substitute has decided to make up an assignment that is around one thousand points and is just a pain in the ass. I need a good way to fuck with her. Any ideas?

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#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2012) [-]

Write a paper about it

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#8 to #4 - andrewjla ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]

rape her...

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#10 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2012) [-]

This is not /b/

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#17 to #10 - garrettjacobsen (04/29/2012) [-]

It is now.

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#80 to #10 - siridontcare (04/29/2012) [-]

im never in /b/ when I rape

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#53 to #4 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [-]

>kill her parents and feed them to her as chili
>then when she is done eating, tell her that was her parents
>she should be in tears
>lick her tears an taste victory

or you could just rape her.

yfw

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#7 to #4 - avias (04/29/2012) [-]

Propose to her

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#6 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2012) [-]

kill yourself

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#22 to #4 - dodihamad **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

delete system 32

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#283 to #4 - jbabco (04/29/2012) [-]

replace her chrome with internet explorer.

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#19 to #4 - jigglepuff (04/29/2012) [-]

kill her.

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#16 to #4 - garrettjacobsen (04/29/2012) [-]

Give me her:
Race
Age (estimate)
What ticks her off
And any other information that might be useful, and I will help you.

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#174 to #4 - borntobrawl (04/29/2012) [-]

Use google chrome

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#15 to #4 - xyaleon (04/29/2012) [-]

She's probably just following the curriculum? Otherwise I'd ask another teacher or something if it's even possible for her to be making shit up for assignments.

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#96 to #4 - amammcmam (04/29/2012) [-]

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#21 to #4 - megawatt (04/29/2012) [-]

1. accuse her of soing drugs
2. when investigators come in, find out were they are checking her piss for drugs
3. when no one is looking, pee in cup while high
4. investigators fire substitue.
5.???
6. profit

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#54 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2012) [-]

but your dna is in the piss

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#239 to #54 - retardedboss ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]

Most piss test only check whether or not the drug is present, like how a pregnancy test won't tell you if you're a boy, just that you're not pregnant.

I could be wrong though.

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#60 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**potatotown rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at powernaps ** my teacher

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#97 to #64 - rachelraptorrar (04/29/2012) [-]

Related to both pictures

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#28 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [+] (16 replies)

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #3971145 at FJ Pony Thread **
Mine teacher

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#33 to #28 - LOLinternet (04/29/2012) [-]

Go on..

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#37 to #33 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at They are out there **
ok

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#51 to #37 - candlejackismyhomi (04/29/2012) [-]

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#36 to #33 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Photoshoppers work is done **
going on..

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#29 to #28 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

What have I rolled?

....zip

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#46 to #28 - steelturnabout (04/29/2012) [-]

Continue

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#52 to #46 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at BACON.... **
Do you want porn or something?

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#55 to #52 - steelturnabout (04/29/2012) [-]

Duh. Everyone wants porn.

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#293 to #55 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/30/2012) [-]

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Insane Disabled Drummer **
well there you go.

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#144 to #28 - derpiestofhooves (04/29/2012) [-]

I know Rainbow has red eyes in the show, but in this picture, it just looks creepy
Like she's using some satanic force to make them kiss o.o

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#56 to #28 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [-]

**potatotown rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at 2nd applejack ** mfw

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#59 to #56 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

mfw yfw

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#66 to #59 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [-]

mfw i dont even like ponies

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#87 to #56 - amegapenguin (04/29/2012) [-]

ponies...

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#89 to #87 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [-]

now deploying hatredcopter

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#57 to #56 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [-]

fucking ponies.

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#184 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#32 - theshaman (04/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**theshaman rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Transformers ** my teacher

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#44 to #32 - tls (04/29/2012) [-]

Fuckin saved.

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#38 to #32 - thatpersonthingy (04/29/2012) [-]

Your teacher is fucking awesome.

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#149 - ivabiggun (04/29/2012) [-]

MFW sub teacher asks us to do work.

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#77 - whatisthischeese (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Another meme, used completely fucking wrong once again...

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#113 to #77 - ThatSucks (04/29/2012) [-]

It was stolen from 9gag, what do you expect?

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#86 - alski (04/29/2012) [-]

**alski rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Avatar: Bending is Magic ** MFW I get used to get a substitute teacher

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#91 - jimmytenders (04/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3639872/Sub+Teacher/

can someone explain the time stamps of this to me

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#101 to #91 - lmplying (04/29/2012) [-]

That just screams out that both of you stole it without giving credit.
Don't go crying out for redemption if you don't deserve it.

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#106 to #101 - ThatSucks (04/29/2012) [-]

He's not the one who posted the other one. psgamer is. He's just pointing it out.

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#109 to #106 - lmplying (04/29/2012) [-]

but it's not his content He got it from 9gag, facebook, reddit, anything. See my point?

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#112 to #109 - ThatSucks (04/29/2012) [-]

Yeah I do. I'm just saying that jimmytenders didn't steal anything, he's just the messenger. I think both psgamer and quintonsword did. Just don't blame jimmtenders because he didn't do anything.

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#294 to #112 - jimmytenders (04/30/2012) [-]

thanks broseph, i normally try and point it out if i ever catch this kinda thing. I'm not really a poster of content, few comments here and there but mainly im just here to read, thumb, and be kinda like the neighborhood watch for reposters. Maybe i should change my name to jimmy Zimmerman xD (Too Soon?)

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#98 to #91 - koalasonfire (04/29/2012) [-]

What the fuck??

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#246 - aviators (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**aviators rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Dr. Sheldon Copper ** my teacher

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#254 to #246 - chrisbaws (04/29/2012) [-]

**chrisbaws rolls 07** Awesome teacher.

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#162 - itsyourkidsmarty (04/29/2012) [-]

mfw the substitute teacher tells us to do our work.

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#136 - Ihazfunkitty (04/29/2012) [-]

This image was flagged 09/11/2012

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#131 - duskman (04/29/2012) [-]

This image was flagged 07/31/2012

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#141 - gildemoono (04/29/2012) [-]

Brace yourselves

for the most unproductive hour of our lives.

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#119 - iwishiwasgoku (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

mfw subs think they're in charge

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#127 to #119 - darnhyena (04/29/2012) [-]

every freakin time my teacher leaves us a sub, they leave packets for us to do...

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#217 - fueledbybooze (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**fueledbybooze rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at what happend!?! **

Since everyone else is... this is my teacher.

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#242 to #217 - nefstah (04/29/2012) [-]

wut

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#258 to #217 - chrisbaws (04/29/2012) [-]

**chrisbaws rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at The Letters ** Mfw I see your teacher.

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#20 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]

More power than you think

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#93 - davemill (04/29/2012) [-]

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