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Unluckiest Lucky Man in the World
Uploaded by: pokercoolface
don't know if this is repost or not
Meet Frans Selak
a music teacher from Croatia (born
in the four times married man
known by his friends as "Mr Lucky".
The first of his numerous neoexdeath 'irises. c" r.. . I
expieriences began on a cold January miimii': ti .. "t" t,' ite'
train to Dubrovnik: it suddenly
derailed into an icy river, killing 17 ,-
passengers_ He managed to escape N .
and bruises. - biig, l ' r
A year later, Selak was flying, from
Zagreb to Rijeku, when a door
abruptly blew away from the cockpit
of the plane, as he was blown off the
plane. The accident killed 19 people.
however, Sela}: was lucky enough to
land on a haystack, and wake up
some days later in hospital, with
minor injuries.
His third neoexdeath adventure was
on 1966 while traveling on a bus that
crashed and plunged into a river.,
There were four casualties, and
again, Frans cheated death once
more escaping unharmed
In 1970, Selak was driving along when,
all of a sudden, his car caught tire,
He was fortunate again to have left the
car before the fuel tank exploded.
Three years later, another of Sellers
car caught fire, blowing flames
through the air vents. To a greater
dismay, Selak' e lost most of his hair.
Selma went over 20 years before his next "mishap".
In 1995, Slesak was in Zagreb when he was hit by a bus, again leaving nothing
but a few injuries. The following year, while driving through a mountain road,
Selak drove offs guardrail to escape an oncoming truck and landed on a tree
to watch his ear explode 300 feet below.
In a surprising turn of events in 2003,
Semi: won the Croatian
lottery. turning the man into either
the World* s Unluckiest man,
the World' s Luckiest one.
a music teacher from Croatia (born
in the four times married man
known by his friends as "Mr Lucky".
The first of his numerous neoexdeath 'irises. c" r.. . I
expieriences began on a cold January miimii': ti .. "t" t,' ite'
train to Dubrovnik: it suddenly
derailed into an icy river, killing 17 ,-
passengers_ He managed to escape N .
and bruises. - biig, l ' r
A year later, Selak was flying, from
Zagreb to Rijeku, when a door
abruptly blew away from the cockpit
of the plane, as he was blown off the
plane. The accident killed 19 people.
however, Sela}: was lucky enough to
land on a haystack, and wake up
some days later in hospital, with
minor injuries.
His third neoexdeath adventure was
on 1966 while traveling on a bus that
crashed and plunged into a river.,
There were four casualties, and
again, Frans cheated death once
more escaping unharmed
In 1970, Selak was driving along when,
all of a sudden, his car caught tire,
He was fortunate again to have left the
car before the fuel tank exploded.
Three years later, another of Sellers
car caught fire, blowing flames
through the air vents. To a greater
dismay, Selak' e lost most of his hair.
Selma went over 20 years before his next "mishap".
In 1995, Slesak was in Zagreb when he was hit by a bus, again leaving nothing
but a few injuries. The following year, while driving through a mountain road,
Selak drove offs guardrail to escape an oncoming truck and landed on a tree
to watch his ear explode 300 feet below.
In a surprising turn of events in 2003,
Semi: won the Croatian
lottery. turning the man into either
the World* s Unluckiest man,
the World' s Luckiest one.
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