want to rustle some jimmies?. this is a number of a pizza place in Boston, leave your story in the comments.. KEMP‘ mfr.. Ring Them: Any vampires? Me: No, I want to make an order for delivery Them: No no you answer me have you seen any vampires? Me: No, I just want to make an order want to rustle some jimmies? this is a number of pizza place in Boston leave your story the comments KEMP‘ mfr Ring Them: Any vampires? Me: No I make an order for delivery no you answer me have seen any just
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #457 - qazaibomb
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(04/29/2012) [-]
*Ring*
> "Hello?"
> "Hey is this Boston Pizza?"
> "yes it is!"
> 'hey can you deliver pizza?"
> "yes sir. what size?"
> "uh... large."
> "ok any toppings?"
> "yeah pepperoni, mushrooms, do you guys have anchovies?"
> "no, sorry"
> "oh, ok, thats fine i guess. just the mushrooms and the pepperoni i guess"
User avatar #459 to #457 - qazaibomb
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> "anything else?"
> "yeah, get me a diet dr pepper"
> "what size?"
> "medium"
> "sounds good"
> "you better not forget it, i cant eat my pizza without my drink"
> "we wont sir. where is this going?"
> *gives address*
> "ok, we will be there in 30 minutes"
> *hangs up*
> i go grab my spongebob costume that i wore on halloween
> doorbell rings, i answer
> Guy: "AAARRRGGG"
> punches me in the face
> i punch him back
> i got in one little fight
> and my mom got scared and said
> "Youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
#486 to #459 - mytrakytra
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Booosssssstttooooonnnn pizzzzaaa is the pizza, for you and...... meeeeehhhheeeeHEEEEEE
#503 to #459 - samxdaxman
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HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! that **** was awesome.
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! that **** was awesome.
User avatar #465 to #459 - ReturnDarkKnight
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(04/29/2012) [-]
I love you so much
#470 to #465 - qazaibomb
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and i love you as much as i can love a strange man that i dont know except from the internet
and i love you as much as i can love a strange man that i dont know except from the internet
#497 to #470 - dwarfman
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User avatar #487 to #470 - koga
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that gif!
#583 to #470 - cakezs
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#504 to #459 - howdydoodle
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#493 to #459 - ThpiderMan
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#490 to #459 - wisdomtooth
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Please let this get front page
Please let this get front page
#484 to #459 - troflmao
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flawless
#556 to #459 - assextonass
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#489 to #459 - jtan
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You just made my day.
#522 to #459 - markiie
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#500 to #459 - senglish
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#530 to #459 - anon id: 469064a4
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are you from calgary alberta?
#553 to #530 - freakaleak
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(04/29/2012) [-]
I smell a smelly smell.... a smell that smells... smelly.
ANCHOVIES!!!
#585 to #553 - xkatiexprime
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User avatar #588 to #585 - freakaleak
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a month late bro lol!
#524 to #459 - anon id: a0bd09eb
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(04/29/2012) [-]
Thumb for you, sir!
#505 to #459 - anon id: 23622e17
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(04/29/2012) [-]
Well played sir
User avatar #53 - shadythomas
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(04/28/2012) [-]
*Ring*
Them: Any vampires?
Me: No, I want to make an order for delivery
Them: No no you answer me have you seen any vampires?
Me: No, I just want to make an order for delivery
Them: Oh haha yeah so do you want krabby patties then?
Me: No
Them: Then how can I help you?
Me: Can I get an order of the kelp fries?
*They hang up*
#147 - michaelfjohnston
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>*they pick up
>"Hi, i'd like to register a complaint, can i speak to your manager?"
>"Yeah, uh sure."
>manager picks up
>he says "You have a complaint?"
>"yeah, your cashier was really rude to me when i picked up my order."
>He responds, "What did they do?"
>"He was just rude, impatient, very arrogant and, well, dickish."
> "Do you know his name?"
>Yeah, squidward or some **** like that..."
> his face when he finds out he's been trolled this entire time
>"YOU MOTHER ******* PIECE OF **** TEENS BLAH BLAH BLAH."

Jimmies were rustled that day
#260 to #147 - drdolan
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(04/29/2012) [-]
This desrves hundreds of more thumbs. lol'd for what felt like a millennium.
#165 to #147 - Benjina
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(04/29/2012) [-]
This definitely takes the cake for the best one yet.
User avatar #30 - amazeballs
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Me: ''Is this the Krusty Krab?''
Them: ''No. What do you want?''
Me: ''Oh. Well, do you sell Battle Toads?''
Them: ''No, we sell pizza.''
Me: ''********, Krusty Krab doesn't even sell pizza. Only Krabby Patties.''
Them: ''We're not the Krusty Krab!''
Me: ''Oh...So, what's the situation on them Battle Toads?''
They hung up at that point.
#42 to #30 - schmitty
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What was that about the Krusty Krab not selling pizza?
#175 - swimmingprodigy
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I tried calling and having the longest conversation possible before they realized I was trolling them:
Them: "Thank you for calling Boston Pizza, how may I help you?"
Me: "Uh, hi. I'd like to order some pizza."
Them: "Oh really? I was expecting Krabby Patties."
Me: "What? No, i'd like to order a pizza. That is what you do, right?
Them: "Ok Im sorry sir, that's fine sir, will this be pick up or delivery?"
Me: "Ya, my wife didn't really feel like cookin today so she told me to go get something."
Them: "That's fine sir, do you want pick up or delivery?"
Me: "What kind of pizzas do you sell? Like what kind of toppings?"
Them: "Well, we have all the regulars you can think of, pepperoni, sausage, pineapple, ham-
Me: "Ok, I'll take that one."
Them: "Uh...which one?"
Me: The one you use said.
Them: You're gonna have to be more specific.
Me: *pretending wife is in background "Hold on a second" (whats that honey? You dont want pizza? OK, ill see what I can do. *back on phone "Turns out my wife's not in the mood for pizza. What else do you sell?"
Them: Well this is a pizza restaurant so mainly pizza. I mean you could order some garlic knots or breadsticks or...
Me: "No, Im in the mood for something more filling. Like a good hamburger."
Them: "I'm sorry sir, we dont make those."
Me: "Hold on hold on. So you're telling me this ISNT the Krusty Krab?"
"Them: Mother ********, YOU BITCH" *hang up. MFW




#197 to #175 - elixereight
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> Make fake story up
> Get thumbs

They're running a business. If a customer asks for pizza, they will strictly get the order. That's there joke. There would never be any "I was expecting Krabby Patties"
User avatar #271 to #197 - swimmingprodigy
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It would be my response if I got 100 phone calls before this one asking for Krabby Patties
User avatar #539 to #197 - piclemaniscool
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>read story I know is fake
>still laugh
>thumb up because it is funny
User avatar #228 to #197 - tannerninja
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Bull if I worked at a restaurant that had already been trolled once (by 4chan) and then again on seperate nights like FJ is doing now I would be asking that a lot.
#257 to #175 - anon id: 4fd4a97f
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... Boston Pizza sells hamburgers.
User avatar #104 - TheDevil
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Them: Thank you for BLAH BLAH BLAH pizza, how may I help you?

Me: Hey, do you deliver.
Them: yes sir as long as you are within blah blah miles
Me: Well i live pretty close, my neighbor actually works there and he walks to work
Them: oh who is your neighbor
Me:This dick who lives in a pineapple,
Them: *Swearing* good one *click*
#131 to #104 - pedobearseviltwin
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(04/29/2012) [-]
<His face when
Nice one
#69 - lukemeadows
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(04/28/2012) [-]
me: *call, it rings, pick ups, hangs up*

MFW i didnt get to rustle some jimmies
#118 - entreri
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Them: Hello blah blah pizza blah
Me: I'd like to place an order for delivery:
Them: Let me guess you'd like a Krabby Patty?
Me: Umm, no?
Them: Oh i'm sorry, we've been getting prank calls all day, what can I get for you sir?
Me: I'd like an order of your Coral Bits.
Them: Oh my god -hangs up-
Their face when
#584 to #118 - cakezs
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#120 to #118 - mynameisjimmy
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#29 - SirVladimir
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>"Hello and thank you for calling Boston Pizza. How can I help you?"
>Uh, yeah. Can I make an order for delivery?
>Yeah! (He sounded excited for it not being a troll) What can I get for you?
>Hm... Can I get a Krabby Patty?
*click*

MFW
#67 to #29 - anon id: ccb5cc61
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(04/28/2012) [-]
yes,boston pizza, so bad the number is actually from Calgary faggot liar
User avatar #473 to #67 - ketchuphil
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the amount of retard in your comment just overflowed the tard container
#491 to #67 - ryanmcraefish
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#95 - ragingbrony
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