want to rustle some jimmies?. this is a number of a pizza place in Boston, leave your story in the comments.. KEMP‘ mfr.. Ring Them: Any vampires? Me: No, I want to make an order for delivery Them: No no you answer me have you seen any vampires? Me: No, I just want to make an order
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User avatar #457 - qazaibomb (04/29/2012) [+] (22 replies)
> "Hello?"
> "Hey is this Boston Pizza?"
> "yes it is!"
> 'hey can you deliver pizza?"
> "yes sir. what size?"
> "uh... large."
> "ok any toppings?"
> "yeah pepperoni, mushrooms, do you guys have anchovies?"
> "no, sorry"
> "oh, ok, thats fine i guess. just the mushrooms and the pepperoni i guess"
User avatar #459 to #457 - qazaibomb (04/29/2012) [-]
> "anything else?"
> "yeah, get me a diet dr pepper"
> "what size?"
> "medium"
> "sounds good"
> "you better not forget it, i cant eat my pizza without my drink"
> "we wont sir. where is this going?"
> *gives address*
> "ok, we will be there in 30 minutes"
> *hangs up*
> i go grab my spongebob costume that i wore on halloween
> doorbell rings, i answer
> punches me in the face
> i punch him back
> i got in one little fight
> and my mom got scared and said
> "Youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
User avatar #53 - shadythomas (04/28/2012) [-]
Them: Any vampires?
Me: No, I want to make an order for delivery
Them: No no you answer me have you seen any vampires?
Me: No, I just want to make an order for delivery
Them: Oh haha yeah so do you want krabby patties then?
Me: No
Them: Then how can I help you?
Me: Can I get an order of the kelp fries?
*They hang up*
#147 - michaelfjohnston (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>*they pick up
>"Hi, i'd like to register a complaint, can i speak to your manager?"
>"Yeah, uh sure."
>manager picks up
>he says "You have a complaint?"
>"yeah, your cashier was really rude to me when i picked up my order."
>He responds, "What did they do?"
>"He was just rude, impatient, very arrogant and, well, dickish."
> "Do you know his name?"
>Yeah, squidward or some **** like that..."
> his face when he finds out he's been trolled this entire time

Jimmies were rustled that day
User avatar #30 - amazeballs ONLINE (04/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Me: ''Is this the Krusty Krab?''
Them: ''No. What do you want?''
Me: ''Oh. Well, do you sell Battle Toads?''
Them: ''No, we sell pizza.''
Me: '' ******** , Krusty Krab doesn't even sell pizza. Only Krabby Patties.''
Them: ''We're not the Krusty Krab!''
Me: ''Oh...So, what's the situation on them Battle Toads?''
They hung up at that point.
#42 to #30 - schmitty (04/28/2012) [-]
What was that about the Krusty Krab not selling pizza?
#175 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I tried calling and having the longest conversation possible before they realized I was trolling them:
Them: "Thank you for calling Boston Pizza, how may I help you?"
Me: "Uh, hi. I'd like to order some pizza."
Them: "Oh really? I was expecting Krabby Patties."
Me: "What? No, i'd like to order a pizza. That is what you do, right?
Them: "Ok Im sorry sir, that's fine sir, will this be pick up or delivery?"
Me: "Ya, my wife didn't really feel like cookin today so she told me to go get something."
Them: "That's fine sir, do you want pick up or delivery?"
Me: "What kind of pizzas do you sell? Like what kind of toppings?"
Them: "Well, we have all the regulars you can think of, pepperoni, sausage, pineapple, ham-
Me: "Ok, I'll take that one."
Them: "Uh...which one?"
Me: The one you use said.
Them: You're gonna have to be more specific.
Me: *pretending wife is in background "Hold on a second" (whats that honey? You dont want pizza? OK, ill see what I can do. *back on phone "Turns out my wife's not in the mood for pizza. What else do you sell?"
Them: Well this is a pizza restaurant so mainly pizza. I mean you could order some garlic knots or breadsticks or...
Me: "No, Im in the mood for something more filling. Like a good hamburger."
Them: "I'm sorry sir, we dont make those."
Me: "Hold on hold on. So you're telling me this ISNT the Krusty Krab?"
"Them: Mother ******** , YOU BITCH" *hang up. MFW

User avatar #104 - TheDevil (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Them: Thank you for BLAH BLAH BLAH pizza, how may I help you?

Me: Hey, do you deliver.
Them: yes sir as long as you are within blah blah miles
Me: Well i live pretty close, my neighbor actually works there and he walks to work
Them: oh who is your neighbor
Me:This dick who lives in a pineapple,
Them: *Swearing* good one *click*
#69 - lukemeadows (04/28/2012) [-]
me: *call, it rings, pick ups, hangs up*

MFW i didnt get to rustle some jimmies
#118 - entreri (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Them: Hello blah blah pizza blah
Me: I'd like to place an order for delivery:
Them: Let me guess you'd like a Krabby Patty?
Me: Umm, no?
Them: Oh i'm sorry, we've been getting prank calls all day, what can I get for you sir?
Me: I'd like an order of your Coral Bits.
Them: Oh my god -hangs up-
Their face when
#29 - SirVladimir (04/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>"Hello and thank you for calling Boston Pizza. How can I help you?"
>Uh, yeah. Can I make an order for delivery?
>Yeah! (He sounded excited for it not being a troll) What can I get for you?
>Hm... Can I get a Krabby Patty?

#95 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
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#537 - Entertainment (04/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Me: Hello?
Them: Hello.
Me: I just thought that you should know, that a certain website has posted your phone number and that's why people are asking if this is the Krusty Krab.
Them: ... That's why! We- well, what website is this?
Me: You need to login to view this link
Them: Thank you so much!
*I hear someone walk over to a computer and start typing*
*5 seconds later*
Them: AUURGH, You're going to get arrested you punk!
*Hangs up*

User avatar #8 - unlimitedsmoof (04/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"thank you for calling (yadda yadda)"
"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
*hang up*
Well, that was the most pointless 33 seconds of my life.
#78 - TheLightningStrike (04/28/2012) [-]
Them: Thank you for BLAH BLAH BLAH pizza, how may I help you?
(Me surprised at normal answer)
Me: Hi, I'd like to order for pick up.
Them: Alright, what can we get you?
Me: I'd like a extra large Pepperoni Pizza. Do you have different sizes of crust?
Them: Yes we do, you you want pan or original?
Me: Do you have the stuffed crust?
Them: No, I'm sorry. Pan or original?
Me: Ah damn. Forget it then, I want my crust stuffed with Krabby Patties.
Them: *Swearing*
User avatar #517 - conboydude (04/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm probably gonna get thumbed down from this, but am I the only one who feels kinda sorry for these guys.
User avatar #418 - dppwrestler (04/29/2012) [-]
Them: Welcome to the Krusty Krab!
Me: Um... I'm sorry. What?
Them: (Thank Jesus) yes, sorry for that, welcome to Boston Pizza, how may I help you?
Me: Yea, just lookin to get in contact with my buddy, he just got a job up there, could you put him on the phone?
Them: Sure, sure. What's his name?
Me: Pat
Them: Oh yea, no prob man (actually puts a guy named pat on the phone) Hello, this is Pat.
#262 - freakaleak (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
nahhh i dont really feel like it...
User avatar #101 - THaTnOObgUY (04/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>phone pizza place(the number)
>some teenager answers "let me guess-"
>cut him off there"is this the krusty crab"
>he then yells " no this is Patrick!!"
>I laugh and tell him "thanks, but I really need to order a pizza, what's dominos number"
>they hang up
>mfw I hear him say no this is Patrick
>mfw I realise I'm phoning from Scotland
#88 - swaki (04/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Not to be the party pooper or anything, but we should probably stop doing this. Have some empathy. Imagine trying to run a business and all day you have prank callers trolling you. Let's try not to be as heartless as 9gag. Just look at all the comments showing the conversations they had with the place.

Now I wait for the red thumbs.
#315 - Bonjer (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ME:hi is the the krusty crab?
them: no
Me: (realize i typed in the wrong number)
#71 - notmadguy (04/28/2012) [-]
Me: Yes I'd like to order for delivery

Them: Yeah sure, what would you like?

Me: Yeah can I get 4 Krabby Patties please?

Them: Is this a joke?

Me: No, is this the Krusty Krab?

Them: Burn in hell. (click)
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