My dilemma before prom night.... PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY STUPID COMMENTS. Understand that I don't like the bitch anymore, but I think it would be f
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My dilemma before prom night...

Understand that I don't like the bitch anymore, but I think it would be funny if I got her back with something (within reason). Thumb, skip, subscribe, I don't care. Or maybe if you gave me advice for something really romantic and we could reunite our relationship. Whatever you feel.

so here' s the deal. Tomorrow is
prom, and I am going with this
girl I had a thing with for
about a month.
But the thing is, about a month
ago, she ditched
me in our relationship
for, infact, the world' s
biggest douche bag.
I told her, "Don' t you
get that he has no
future? The guy got a 12
on his ACT test, and
is probably going to file
for unemployment in the next
ten years."
so here we are the night
before prom, and I' m in the
and she
still likes him.
so my question to
What' s a
good revenge?
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Submitted: 04/28/2012
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User avatar #19 - TheWayneAdams (04/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Don't do anything, just wait, bide your time, be nice to her, and when the inevitable happens and her heart is broken, she will come crying to you, this is your revenge, you will look her into her eyes, and tell her how you felt when you were dating, how you were happy, she will think, "oh **** , rebound sex, score!" then you will ask her to leave, to leave and to never return. She will be confused at first, but then she will put up a struggle, continue with your demands untill she is gone. Her heart was broken by the man she loved, and the remnants were shattered by the one man who could comfort her.

It is just.
User avatar #3 - hpnerdjl (04/28/2012) [-]
#4 - urghseventysix (04/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (04/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Kill the douche, take his ribs, then rape her with them until she goes numb, then choke her with her own intestines. Or, y'know, something like that.
User avatar #6 - zanekin (04/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Fall down while dancing
>Grab her dress
>It rips
>Everyone see's her goods
>Embarrassment for her
User avatar #11 to #6 - thebuilder (04/28/2012) [-]
Challenge considered.
User avatar #16 - utburd (04/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sneak into her house, replace birth control with Pez.
>Implying she cares about contraceptives
She gets pregnant, he likely bails
life ruined

or, y'know, there's always rape.
User avatar #9 - akmatrix (04/28/2012) [-]
Go to the bathroom and dont come back. Or just dont show up if you guys are going separately.
#7 - nothinbutluck (04/28/2012) [-]
your face when u see her at prom
#5 - andrewjo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 - xyseven (04/28/2012) [-]
Rape or somehow proving that that guy is a douche bag
#28 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
WOw im 26 27 and 28 HAHA
WOw im 26 27 and 28 HAHA

#27 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
damn need to login

#26 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
Do what 19 says but tell her your gay

User avatar #25 - ThAReApEr (04/28/2012) [-]
its simple, you must kill the faggot
#13 - anonymous (04/28/2012) [-]
Rape them both.
#1 - anonymous (04/28/2012) [-]
Rape her, kill her and then have sex with her dead body. That'll teach the bitch not to mess you.
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