Circumcision. The tags are suicidal. Is there anyway to get your foreskin back? I hate that my parents butchered off part of my body as a baby and was wondering
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Circumcision

The tags are suicidal

Is there anyway to get your foreskin back?
I hate that my parents butchered off part of my body as a baby and was wondering if I
can some how get another foreskin?
1 year we Fr Report Abuse
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They sell it at ?' .' t for like 3. 99 and they get you fitted for free!
1 year age Ft Report Abuse
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Thanks just picked mine up
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Submitted: 04/28/2012
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User avatar #1 - thelexingtoneffect (04/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
the jews must love the free fitting part
#24 - ragingbrony (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Oh don't be such a baby...Foreskin grows back...
#109 - endlessmike (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have a friend who for years has always said that he was uncircumsised. One day I was joking around with his girlfriend and asked her how she liked his uncut penis. She had a puzzled look one her face and said that my friend was circumsised. Just to be sure, I pulled up some porn showing both circumsised and uncircumsised dicks and asked her to point to the one that looked like his. She picked the circumsised dick.

MFW my friend doesn't know he's circumsised.
User avatar #7 - ivoryhammer (04/28/2012) [+] (24 replies)
Why would you not want your dick to be circumcised? It looks bigger, it's cleaner, and doesn't look like an elephant's trunk.
User avatar #29 to #7 - RequieminMortis (04/29/2012) [-]
Because at the end of the day, it's still getting part of my dick cut off.
User avatar #84 - Farthestlight (04/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I did a whole research paper on the topic.

Advantages of circumcision:

-Protects against 3 common sexually transmitted diseases (AIDS, genital herpes and a virus that causes genital warts and cancer)
-Is a form of protection against many other types of diseases and infections that can occur to a man.
-Many of men and their partners prefer the appearance of their penis after circumcision. It is odour-free, feels cleaner, and they enjoy better sex.
-Balanitis, an unpleasant, often recurring, inflammation of the glans that occurs often can be prevented by circumcision.

Disadvantages of circumcision:

-It cannot be undone
-The process of circumcision is very painful, however in this time and age anesthesia and procedures can be applied to remove the pain.
-During the short period of time when the penis is circumcised, there is a chance of infection (as with all open wounds).
-May make the penis appear slightly smaller.
#30 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 - gonzoen (04/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Funny thing is, you can actually get your foreskin "back". There are devices that help regrow the lost tissue.
#4 - usernamecannotload (04/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
YFW you found out that you were circumcised
#3 - mossant (04/28/2012) [-]
Thoguht ths was relavent
#99 - ZakyNine (04/29/2012) [-]
<mfw i realized 1) what circumcision is and 2) i am circumcised
#119 - xxdigitalxx (04/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I always wondered how circumcised people masterbated..
User avatar #128 to #119 - tylerhyde (04/29/2012) [-]
I've personally never had any trouble, not sure why you would assume we're not able to jerk it....
#37 - auesis (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't even know circumcision existed for a while, and thankfully I didn't get circumcised at birth.   
   
&gt;MFW I heard about it
I didn't even know circumcision existed for a while, and thankfully I didn't get circumcised at birth.

>MFW I heard about it
#108 - mrfishie (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just picked mine up what?
Just picked mine up what?
#102 - kgfsjholis (04/29/2012) [-]
MFW I'm uncircumcised
User avatar #107 - idisagree (04/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I got circumcised at the age of 12 and i actually prefer it it it then not being circumcised , i seen more advantages to it.
User avatar #46 - thatkiddonovan (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
oh-boy-here-we-go.jpeg

It was created for hygienic and cleanliness purposes. Not because an angry god told someone to...

The only reason people argue about it is because they had no choice in whether it happened to them or not.

Therefore, there way is the best. UNDENIABLE LOGIC RIGHT HERE.
#106 - welodog (04/29/2012) [-]
&lt;-After reading the comment arguments below..
<-After reading the comment arguments below..
#104 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 967** i don't even need to scroll down to be able to tell all the comments below me are about penises
#40 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 a pointless cut vs uncut debate... oh wait, nevermind
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