Nope Nope Nope. I would nope so hard.. And that's why you shouldn't do homework.
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I would nope so hard

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User avatar #2 - captaincookie (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And that's why you shouldn't do homework.
#10 - shadowfox (04/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Hey mom, did you open my- HOLY 						*******					 CHRIST!!
Hey mom, did you open my- HOLY ******* CHRIST!!
#34 - xboxnoobpro (04/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Child, i...
#68 - slicknugget (04/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
7 foot tall dark figure? Well OP, looks like your house is infected with *******
#4 - chosenonex (04/28/2012) [-]
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#220 - steelplatypus (04/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
7 foot tall dark figure you say?
#80 - mynameisjimmy (04/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Mines pretty bad.   
>Be about 13   
>Storming pretty bad outside   
>Decide to take shower for some dumbass reason   
>about halfway through shower, power goes out   
>no lights in bathroom, no windows   
>feel shower curtain push up against me from outside the shower   
>NOPE NOPE NOPE   
>get out of shower, run into room   
>only one home   
mfw
Mines pretty bad.
>Be about 13
>Storming pretty bad outside
>Decide to take shower for some dumbass reason
>about halfway through shower, power goes out
>no lights in bathroom, no windows
>feel shower curtain push up against me from outside the shower
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>get out of shower, run into room
>only one home
mfw
#85 to #80 - brigibbs (04/28/2012) [-]
next thing you know your cat is dead and covered in semen.
next thing you know your cat is dead and covered in semen.
#181 - KabulMan (04/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>on the computer
>its 2am and I've got my window open
>without warning a bloodcurdling screech outside my window
>NOPE NOPE NOPE as the screeches get louder
>realize 2 cats are ******* outside my window
>MFW
User avatar #77 - kmannn (04/28/2012) [-]
not as bad, but
>Be 11
>Parents went to dinner
>brother is at friends
>Home alone
>grandfather that lived with us recently passed away
>sitting down stairs
>hear footsteps upstairs
>see only dog and cat in front and beside me
>"You guys home early?" in hopes that i didnt notice them come in
>hear a whispered "No"
>NOPE all the way to neighbors
#106 - notevenmad (04/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be at friends house, his parents aren't home.   
>About to walk down the street to our other friend's house   
>walk out door, into garage etc, Raining like 						*******					 crazy   
>He has surround sound speakers all around the house, mainly upstairs   
>go back inside to get some hoodies   
>Upstairs hear an old country song playing on low volume   
>get scared, go into garage like pussies   
>realize we have to leave    
>"lets just go get the 						*******					 hoodies and run out there"   
>open door slowly, no music, hoodies upstairs in his room   
>walk slowly, quietly, trying to hear movement   
>midway up his stairs almost to his room   
>Suddenly, music starts playing while we're both in the middle of stairs   
>doesn't just start out of nowhere, sounds like someone turned to knob on the volume, like a fade in of the song   
>this is gonna sound cheesy as 						****					, but power goes out   
>No music, no lights, don't know if anyone else is in the house   
>I could have won a gold medal in the olympics for running that fast down the road.   
   
I have more if anyone would like it
>Be at friends house, his parents aren't home.
>About to walk down the street to our other friend's house
>walk out door, into garage etc, Raining like ******* crazy
>He has surround sound speakers all around the house, mainly upstairs
>go back inside to get some hoodies
>Upstairs hear an old country song playing on low volume
>get scared, go into garage like pussies
>realize we have to leave
>"lets just go get the ******* hoodies and run out there"
>open door slowly, no music, hoodies upstairs in his room
>walk slowly, quietly, trying to hear movement
>midway up his stairs almost to his room
>Suddenly, music starts playing while we're both in the middle of stairs
>doesn't just start out of nowhere, sounds like someone turned to knob on the volume, like a fade in of the song
>this is gonna sound cheesy as **** , but power goes out
>No music, no lights, don't know if anyone else is in the house
>I could have won a gold medal in the olympics for running that fast down the road.

I have more if anyone would like it
#43 - thechosentroll (04/28/2012) [-]
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Don't be afraid. It just makes him hungrier.
#125 - flamingpinkbunnies (04/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 11
>at home with my dad
>it's about 6 o'clock in the evening
>I'm sitting with my computer in my bedroom
>dad is with his computer in the office
>suddenly hear coffee machine beep and my dad says loudly, "Coffee's ready!"
> *******
>Go downstairs to get a cup
>The machine is cold and empty, hasn't been turned on since that morning
>ask dad, "Is there any coffee?"
>dad says "No, it wasn't made".
>I say "But I thought you shouted that it was ready"
>he denies it
>MFW my house is haunted by a coffee ghost
#57 - doctorque (04/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
MFW I remember similar incident in my life, because you reminded me.   
   
>be 6   
>be in room after doing homework for long time   
>be trying sleep for a few hours now but to no avail   
>open eyes and see window in my 2nd floor room open   
>moon light pouring in and curtains flapping in light breeze   
>blink and there is a dark figure standing in front of window   
>he wears a black outfit that consists of a cape and a rimmed hat   
>cannot see his face   
>he looks at my desk   
>turns to me   
>I realize he knows that I am awake   
>he puts a finger to his "mouth" <-- can't see it   
>I close my eyes in fear    
>open eyes and he is gone but the window is still open   
   
						****					 						****					 						****					 						****
MFW I remember similar incident in my life, because you reminded me.

>be 6
>be in room after doing homework for long time
>be trying sleep for a few hours now but to no avail
>open eyes and see window in my 2nd floor room open
>moon light pouring in and curtains flapping in light breeze
>blink and there is a dark figure standing in front of window
>he wears a black outfit that consists of a cape and a rimmed hat
>cannot see his face
>he looks at my desk
>turns to me
>I realize he knows that I am awake
>he puts a finger to his "mouth" <-- can't see it
>I close my eyes in fear
>open eyes and he is gone but the window is still open

**** **** **** ****
#121 - blanc (04/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
&gt; be teacher   
&gt; in presentation room showing the wonders of light   
&gt; blinds are down only light is my laser pointer   
&gt; battery low   
&gt; all dark, little girl beside me asks whats wrong   
&gt; I teach the 12th grade   
&gt; nope
> be teacher
> in presentation room showing the wonders of light
> blinds are down only light is my laser pointer
> battery low
> all dark, little girl beside me asks whats wrong
> I teach the 12th grade
> nope
#211 - anonymous (04/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;be zombified corpse    
&gt;raise fellow corpses for a good night on the the town   
&gt;decide to scare some suburban kid at his house   
&gt;meander over to his basement and hide   
&gt;pull out a kazoo and start buzzing it   
&gt;Kid hears kazoo and opens basement door   
&gt;to scared to go downstairs, shuts door   
&gt;continue to play kazoo   
&gt;kid finally comes back and says &quot;who's down there?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;its me son, i made you a kazoo&quot;   
&gt;&quot;why are the lights off dad?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;it glows in the dark son&quot;   
&gt;&quot;oh boy!&quot;   
&gt;kid runs downstairs   
&gt; grab his legs and he faceplants and tumbles down stairs in bloody mess   
&gt;close in for the feast   
&gt;alien chest burster explodes from childs back   
&gt;everyone is freaking the 						****					 out   
&gt;&quot;follow me to the shed in the backyard!&quot;   
&gt;gets inside, feels safe man   
&gt;feels something soft and fluffy behind me   
&gt;&quot;what'd i tell ya about comin in my shed?&quot;   
&gt;ponies
>be zombified corpse
>raise fellow corpses for a good night on the the town
>decide to scare some suburban kid at his house
>meander over to his basement and hide
>pull out a kazoo and start buzzing it
>Kid hears kazoo and opens basement door
>to scared to go downstairs, shuts door
>continue to play kazoo
>kid finally comes back and says "who's down there?"
>"its me son, i made you a kazoo"
>"why are the lights off dad?"
>"it glows in the dark son"
>"oh boy!"
>kid runs downstairs
> grab his legs and he faceplants and tumbles down stairs in bloody mess
>close in for the feast
>alien chest burster explodes from childs back
>everyone is freaking the **** out
>"follow me to the shed in the backyard!"
>gets inside, feels safe man
>feels something soft and fluffy behind me
>"what'd i tell ya about comin in my shed?"
>ponies
User avatar #129 - Loppytaffy (04/28/2012) [-]
>Be in room, on laptop, 3am
>Hear sister thumping and stomping around in room next door
>Go to tell her to pack it in
>Room is empty
>It's Saturday, she is staying at her dad's house.
>Nope.
User avatar #108 - TarnRazor (04/28/2012) [-]
>Be 12
>Discovered fapping like a week prior
>Go to room and lock door
>Don't need porn
>Start fapping
>All windows are closed
>All doors are closed
>I'm the only one in the room
>A model car that was on a counter is now on the floor
>What?
>Disregard it
>Continue fapping
>It moved like 2 meters away
>Put on my pants
>Hide under the sheets
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #97 - DrOctoganapus ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Hate to tell you but your mom is being banged by a black guy
#55 - CrabFace (04/28/2012) [-]
Wat
#23 - oxan (04/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"Okay, last picture and then I'm going to go to sleep."

**** you, OP.
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