FunnyJunk... Seriously

either we have retarded funnyjunkers, or semi-smart 9gaggers trying to counter

-Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids. This addendum wasn't included in the original rules because when it was incorporated everyone knew what they were there for.
-The rules of the internet are irrelevant and outdated now anyway. /b/ has made many attempts to start them over.
-Stop saying newfag. Only newfags call other people newfags, even right now in this statement. Newfaggotry is inevitable. The only Oldfag is moot.
-Stop misusing "an hero" incorrectly. It only applies to suicides that "set an example."
-Everything started on 4chan., even if it didn't.
-Red thumbs and green thumbs are irrelevant and have no value. Stop deleting your comments pussies.
-FunnyJunk was a great site until all of us tried to become /b/. Even if you hate the famous OC makers like UberAndrew, they're the only thing keeping us from becoming 9gag.
-We aren't 4chan, but 4chan threads are funny. Stop bitching if they're posted here. Real /b/ros would not give a rat's ass.
-Your reading skill has increased 5 points.

WHAT if it was the 9gaggers who wrote that?

I hate it when other websites participate in our raids when they're not invited, and ruins them :( I mean you can participate, but don't fuck it up. The goal of raiding this video was to act like we were normal people, disgusted by how mean 9gag is. We never mentioned 4chan, and even acted like 9gaggers making fun of her on that video. It worked at first too. So please funnyjunkers, either abide by our rules or don't be involved in things we start.
-/b/fag




inb4 shitstorm of redthumbs.

RULES 1 AND 2.
THIS IS A FUCKING RAID.

MFW i read "as a member of the funnyjunk army"

Honestly, funnyjunk is the best testicle of the Krogan quad.

Enough with you people going "fj sucks, sinsurly /b/" or "reddit and dem iz better cuz we think we own mememes".

Funnyjunk RARELY claims to own memes.
As a matter of fact we do own quite a few memes/ragefaces.

And yes, we do repost shit from 9gag and 4chan.
Ever wonder why?
Maybe because I don't go to those sites and would rather get 4 or 5 jokes from them through funnyjunk?

Maybe I don't want to go on 4chan where they enjoy dead bodies and killing animals (which by the way, it isn't funny. and is nothing to be respected for. Stop trying to act like /b/ is so hardcore because of their sick minds.).

Maybe I don't want to go on 9gag because it is LITERALLY full of faggots.

Maybe reddit confuses the shit out of me because of their site layout.

I enjoy funnyjunk. I honestly believe it is the best entertainment site on the internet.
If you don't, then go back to your site. To each his own.

To get your attention, and to stop the ridiculous amount of red thumbs i'll get from 4chan people. Here are some tits.

"As a member of the FunnyJunk army..."

I hate little kids so much.

I am going to be completely honest, and say that we are the same goddamn website as 9gag. The only difference is their website layout and name.

<for all of you who said: "HURR DURR FUNNYJUNK ARMY WUZ HER" or some shit like that

every. fucking. youtube video, that appears here on funnyjunk.
"like dis if yo from fj lolol"
"FJ-army reporting in"

and people fucking WONDER why /b/ has rules 1 and 2 for their raids... JESUS

I think it's funny that even on the news they say trolling. What happened to "cyber bulling" or really just being an asshole?

First rule of FunnyJunk...

What if those are 9gaggers

Pretending to be from funnyjunk

If 9gag gets banned they are going to come to funnyjunk or riddit. And then we will have more annoying 12 year olds.

Rule 1 & 2.

If we wanna be like 4chan, abide their rules.